Virgins of Niketalk, Assemble.

Originally Posted by cap1229

When I lost mine the guy I lost it to lied on his **** and told me he wasn't one. I really couldnt tell cause he talked a good game.
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Thing is dude didn't know how to properly put on a condom and broke it the first go round and kept going like the virgin he was.
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I probably wouldn't have cared as much as I did if he had you know practiced the safe sex *!%%. So for all you virgins out there...practice putting a rubber on at least.
I'm sorry, Idk why I'm stuck on this. You mean you asked him if he was a virgin and he was like "yea baby I put it on my ****" like how people put stuff on their kids?
 
It's an expression.
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Like when dudes say they slept with a chick and really didnt. Sometimes ppl call it lying on their meat. I did ask if he was a virgin and he lied and said he had hooked up before with somebody so I was expecting at least someone who knew what a condom felt like.
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lol yea I guess I have heard in that context just not often. The way you worded it originally had me confused.
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Originally Posted by cap1229

When I lost mine the guy I lost it to lied on his **** and told me he wasn't one. I really couldnt tell cause he talked a good game.
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Thing is dude didn't know how to properly put on a condom and broke it the first go round and kept going like the virgin he was.
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I probably wouldn't have cared as much as I did if he had you know practiced the safe sex *!%%. So for all you virgins out there...practice putting a rubber on at least.
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I am a 19 year old Asian male. I prefer being called human.


I lost my virginity at 15. I felt like a baws at that age.
 
Originally Posted by vSlackin

I am a 19 year old Asian male. I prefer being called human.


I lost my virginity at 15. I felt like a baws at that age.
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 I dont see why you said that
 
Originally Posted by JordanKing Xi

on some real @#@! right now, i was a virgin til i was 19, the reason = all my boys smashed 5/10's when they lost it. its a disgrace, you no, like i said dude you guys have no standers. i could of smashed a bunch of 8/10's and i still got a couple in my black book. but instead it was like a mentally thing that im not gonna be a scum like these guys, so i got a 9/10.

No shame in that at all, and that's exactly how I went (was 18 though, 24 now). I get when dudes talk about "practice chicks", but at the same time,
that doesn't mean hittin up dirtbag slumdogs like you really been gettin it
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"Virgins of Niketalk, Assemble." has me dying for no reason rite now
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Originally Posted by Shorty Doo Wop

Originally Posted by mytmouse76

nothing wrong w/being a virgin...

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I thought the same thing til I told a chick I was jonesin with that I still had my vcard
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Then she didnt care for you, the girl I just met and talking to right now loved it
 
I kinda wish I was still a virgin... 
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Nah +$%% that, going raw>>>>>breathing. 
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Originally Posted by chandler608

Originally Posted by BroComeAtMe

being a 20+ year old male virgin
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This
Miss me with the "waiting for a bad one" though
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Doesnt have to be a bad one, just someone you have a connection with that you actually like and you attracted too.
So many of my boys smash mammoths they barely knew, just to say they smashed.
Thats laughable to me
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Doesnt have to be a bad one, just someone you have a connection with that you actually like and you attracted too.
So many of my boys smash mammoths they barely knew, just to say they smashed.
Thats laughable to me
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word one of my boys did this. smashed some like 4/10 just to do it.
hes one of those guys thirsty for everry girl tho so not suprising
 
Originally Posted by michael0360

Doesnt have to be a bad one, just someone you have a connection with that you actually like and you attracted too.
So many of my boys smash mammoths they barely knew, just to say they smashed.
Thats laughable to me
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word one of my boys did this. smashed some like 4/10 just to do it.
hes one of those guys thirsty for everry girl tho so not suprising



Live your life, dont do things just to up the next dude, everyone tells me the best sex is when you actually care for the person.
I want to be in a trusting relationship so I can go raw.
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Past 16? 
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. You must really think we are losers.


  
 
Originally Posted by SpaceLemonkush


what's laughable is dudes past 16 not getting their whistle wet


This reminds me of a girl in my highschool that had sex before her bday with this football player cause she didnt want to be a 16 yr old virgin.

He told everybody about it, and never spoke to her again after he hit.
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Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby

Originally Posted by SpaceLemonkush


what's laughable is dudes past 16 not getting their whistle wet

This reminds me of a girl in my highschool that had sex before her bday with this football player cause she didnt want to be a 16 yr old virgin.

He told everybody about it, and never spoke to her again after he hit.
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Originally Posted by MrWavez

Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby

Originally Posted by SpaceLemonkush


what's laughable is dudes past 16 not getting their whistle wet

This reminds me of a girl in my highschool that had sex before her bday with this football player cause she didnt want to be a 16 yr old virgin.

He told everybody about it, and never spoke to her again after he hit.
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It wasnt funny man, she side eyed that dude every time she saw him, his sister almost ended up fighting her.
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Originally Posted by RetroSan

"Virgins of Niketalk, Assemble." has me dying for no reason rite now
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Like they're mobilizing against the vagina of the world on some himinist type steez
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