Simp or a Gentleman?

Originally Posted by solarius49

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

Originally Posted by Sleaze Jar Omens

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@ all of you, that's a real man.

qft, these alphas want those poor girls ruin their clothes. Grow up and do something nice for a woman for a change
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Gotta be trolling lmfao


why y'all steezin us fambs?
 
Originally Posted by 4Shoposite

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similar situation at my prom with my gf few years back but instead of taking my shoes off, i bought her a thong sandals for like 10 bucks since our prom was next to the santa monica pier 
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Originally Posted by ricky409

Originally Posted by solarius49

Originally Posted by whyhellothere


qft, these alphas want those poor girls ruin their clothes. Grow up and do something nice for a woman for a change
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Gotta be trolling lmfao


why y'all steezin us fambs?

cuz you guys dont know how to treat women. put it this way, if its raining and theres a puddle, I can wash the stains off my preme to keep my girls shoes clean and feet dry.
 
Originally Posted by Sleaze Jar Omens

Originally Posted by ricky409

Originally Posted by solarius49

Gotta be trolling lmfao


why y'all steezin us fambs?

cuz you guys dont know how to treat women. put it this way, if its raining and theres a puddle, I can wash the stains off my preme to keep my girls shoes clean and feet dry.
she cant walk around the puddle?
 
So you would lay down in a puddle instead of walking around it


has to be trolling, its the only way lol
 
Originally Posted by Sleaze Jar Omens

I mean she could but I'd rather revive chivalry. Adding "steezin" to my vocab though.

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just left j. crew, walk out the mall steezin' hard
 
That gap is like two feel. What grown adult cant jump 2 damn feet?

I'm all for chivalry, but I'd never date a chick who was so out of shape she couldn't jump 2 damn feet. Talk about letting a chick walk all over you.
 
man @%!% that. I'm sure she can take a stride and easily make it across. If she cant, she probably doesnt need to get across
 
Originally Posted by K Town Trash

Originally Posted by 4Shoposite

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similar situation at my prom with my gf few years back but instead of taking my shoes off, i bought her a thong sandals for like 10 bucks since our prom was next to the santa monica pier 
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Good lord that's a lot of money 
 
i'll open your door once in awhile and let you walk on the inside of a sidewalk. pay for dinner most of the time and buy you flowers sometimes.

but aint no way in hell am i going to be acting like a human bridge.
 
Originally Posted by shoefreakbaby

Originally Posted by K Town Trash

Originally Posted by 4Shoposite

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similar situation at my prom with my gf few years back but instead of taking my shoes off, i bought her a thong sandals for like 10 bucks since our prom was next to the santa monica pier 
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Good lord that's a lot of money 
i shouldve gotten her a red bottom sandals in the middle of the beach at 1am right? 
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Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Originally Posted by ricky409

Originally Posted by Its A DC Thing

replace her with kim k and all of yall would do the same


replace Kim.K with Kanye and most of them would do it.


Fixed.

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Sad part is they probably would though
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But that's just uncalled for with that small gap, we could find another path if she doesn't wanna jump or feel like she'll make it. I won't lie I'm probably a simp...well show simp tendencies...but that's just !@++! status right there.
 
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