Any of you ever lived with a female room mate?

This already sounds wack....

just live by yourself or something

But your new girlfriend seems to be really into this whole scenario. So expect some breakfast here and there depending on the girl. She will also do your laundry but it depends on the chick, if you prove to be the man of the house early then your set.

A few months into this little situation you threw yourself in will get interesting because one of you will start talking to someone and you guys will want to talk to others then one night as you sleep in your bed you will hear moans coming from a distance. At first you will try to remember if you left your laptop playing a porno but soon you will realize what is happening. Curiosity will get the best of you and you will peek inside the familiar bedroom where you and your beloved roommate shared endless minutes of passion. To your surprise it will be everything you imagined as you got closer to the door seconds before. Most likely in doggy position and you will run away as fast as possible and will post on NT wondering about the lease.
 
Yeah honestly dude, it sounds like you're planning on doing some dating already. If you want to stay single, then don't do it.
 
Is this arrangement out of convinence? Dont do it dear God! Dont do it. Be in the relationship with her or dont be.
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sounds exteremly nessy.
 
in my second year of college I moved into this sketchy $$% town house with this kid who smoked a lot of bud....the landlord ended up letting some 29 year old chick with big $$% old pitbull and and chinchilla stay at our place...she was aight tho...she had a fattie...I coulda hit it if I wanted to, but she had a weird body scent to her.
 
Yes. In one case I was living in a one bedroom with my ex. The other case I was living with two other friends one guy and one girl.

About the roommate I had that I wasn't dating, we did smash like 3 or 4 times in the year with lived together, things never got awkward. We were both in relationships and we did it strictly out of boredom and or intoxication. After we moved to different places she gave me a her bra because she knew how much I liked to do the "UMMMM titty residue" thing before she did her laundry.
 
Originally Posted by MonStar1

You better enter a relationship before you move in homie. The whole "gray" area we mess around sometimes thing isn't smart. Basically your life will be Vince Vaughn in the breakup. If 2 people want to spite each and play mind games then you don't need to be together under the same roof.

If you don't want to be with her then you better make sure she dont want you either. Because guest will be coming through them doors whether you or her like it or not. You should be comfortable under your own roof. Trust me you aint about to be getting yambs, cooked food, maid service, and the freedom to smang other joints so you can kill that fantasy right now Jack Tripper.


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Realest post you ever made fam...only if you had rapped it, my browser would have crashed.
 
This girl at my school just recently asked me but we never speak although she is cute I'm cool with my single dorm
 
1) Tons of quack tales.
2) What good would a girl like that be?
3) Female wit female is good

4) Female wit male = stupid guy is what stupid guy does.

lawsuit, troubles coming your way.
 
Sounds like it could be fun but it could end up being terrible for ya. That's a tough one man
 
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