Secrets About Your Job...

OneNightDan

OneNightDan

formerly mryoungmoney
3,714
1,338
Joined
Mar 5, 2010
As the title states, this thread is not intended to get anyone fired! 
Just for 
laugh.gif
, 
eek.gif
, 
sick.gif
, & 
indifferent.gif
! 

I'll start... FNL doesn't have cameras, our ink tags won't explode if you walk out with merchandise, and no alarm will go off either.

Yet they make us put all those tags, & #*% on our merchandise! 
eyes.gif
 

Anyone else care to share?
 
Originally Posted by MrYoungMoney

As the title states, this thread is not intended to get anyone fired! 
Just for 
laugh.gif
, 
eek.gif
, 
sick.gif
, & 
indifferent.gif
! 

I'll start... FNL doesn't have cameras, our ink tags won't explode if you walk out with merchandise, and no alarm will go off either.

Yet they make us put all those tags, & #*% on our merchandise! 
eyes.gif
 

Anyone else care to share?
Click to expand...
LOL, worst job I ever had. Stole sooo many pairs of socks from that place.
 
My job is your typical corporate world that I didn't know was real. Brown nosing gets you places, little man syndrome runs rampant, women sleep around to get up in the world, married men do sleep with their secretaries, hook ups happen all the time with employees after happy hours, and most all young people are stuck up corny idiots that think their crap don't stink.

I hate it but it pays the most.
 
I don't work there anymore, but there are so many misconceptions about Nordstrom's return policy (or lack thereof) it's funny to hear people think they know the system, or have "figured it out," etc. There are so many ways to handle returns there most employees don't even know all the processes.
 
Originally Posted by MrYoungMoney

As the title states, this thread is not intended to get anyone fired! 
Just for 
laugh.gif
, 
eek.gif
, 
sick.gif
, & 
indifferent.gif
! 

I'll start... FNL doesn't have cameras, our ink tags won't explode if you walk out with merchandise, and no alarm will go off either.

Yet they make us put all those tags, & #*% on our merchandise! 
eyes.gif
 

Anyone else care to share?
Click to expand...



nas-mask.gif
 
If A dog tries to bite me or simply just not cooperating while I'm grooming/bathing them, I slap the *@%! of that beach..**Shrug**
 
Originally Posted by FlacoBey

If you Valet your 100k + car it most likely will be driven recklessly
Click to expand...
If I'm valeting a 100k car, I'm having it right out front of the place so there won't be anywhere to drive. 
 
Originally Posted by king0fthis23

If A dog tries to bite me or simply just not cooperating while I'm grooming/bathing them, I slap the *@%! of that beach..**Shrug**
Click to expand...


lmaoooo
 
Originally Posted by Mr Fongstarr

My job is your typical corporate world that I didn't know was real. Brown nosing gets you places, little man syndrome runs rampant, women sleep around to get up in the world, married men do sleep with their secretaries, hook ups happen all the time with employees after happy hours, and most all young people are stuck up corny idiots that think their crap don't stink.

I hate it but it pays the most.
Click to expand...
smokin.gif

The other parts are true too, 
grin.gif
.  Blatant brown nosing
30t6p3b.gif
, having a boss that constantly says: "I hate kiss *#%%% and suck ups", yet has a whipping boy one call away, 
laugh.gif
...
indifferent.gif
 
Originally Posted by Mr Fongstarr

My job is your typical corporate world that I didn't know was real. Brown nosing gets you places, little man syndrome runs rampant, women sleep around to get up in the world, married men do sleep with their secretaries, hook ups happen all the time with employees after happy hours, and most all young people are stuck up corny idiots that think their crap don't stink.

I hate it but it pays the most.
Click to expand...
Story of my life.
 
Originally Posted by Mr Fongstarr

My job is your typical corporate world that I didn't know was real. Brown nosing gets you places, little man syndrome runs rampant, women sleep around to get up in the world, married men do sleep with their secretaries, hook ups happen all the time with employees after happy hours, and most all young people are stuck up corny idiots that think their crap don't stink.

I hate it but it pays the most.
Click to expand...
Care to elaborate more as to what you actually do and where you actually work ?
nerd.gif
 
Originally Posted by Grizzlyboy

Originally Posted by Mr Fongstarr

My job is your typical corporate world that I didn't know was real. Brown nosing gets you places, little man syndrome runs rampant, women sleep around to get up in the world, married men do sleep with their secretaries, hook ups happen all the time with employees after happy hours, and most all young people are stuck up corny idiots that think their crap don't stink.

I hate it but it pays the most.
Click to expand...
Story of my life.
Click to expand...
That's how it works.  If everyone who cheated got divorced the divorce rate would exceed 90%.

I don't know anyone in the corporate world that doesn't have the same stories.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

The ultimate sneaker enthusiast community.

NikeTalk was created as a way of giving back to both the sneaker enthusiast community and to the greater global community of which we are all a part.

NikeTalk is NOT affiliated with Nike Inc. in any way, shape, or form. All opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of Nike, Inc.

© 1999-2024 NikeTalk.com

Share this page

Back
Top Bottom