Has anybody heard this Dana Jacobson story? (**** Jesus)

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She was reportedly drunk out her mind at the Mike & Mike Roast (even had a bottle of Vodka in her hand), and just start poppin off on Notre Dame (you knowshe rep Michigan hard)...Jeff Ross had to pull her off stage


"F*** Notre Dame..."

"F*** Touchdown Jesus..."

"F*** Jesus..."
 
Comedy Roast Incident

Jacobson created controversy at a comedy roast for ESPN Radio hosts Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic on January 11, 2008. From www.pressofatlanticcity.com:

"ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson made an absolute fool of herself, swilling vodka from a Belvedere bottle, shouting anti-Catholic, anti-Notre Dame(Golic's alma mater) obscenities, as Mike & Mike rested their heads in their hands in embarrassment. Griffin came to the podium to defend her after shewas booed by the crowd. Ross eventually had to pull her off stage, too."


http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/life/story/7527559p-7429056c.html

Roast of 'Mike & Mike' in Atlantic City runs from brilliant to terrible
SCOTT CRONICK Staff Writer, 609-282-7017
Published: Saturday, January 12, 2008
ATLANTIC CITY - It was brutal. It was ridiculous. It was funny - some of the time.

It was also too long and uneven. There were too many guests. And, unfortunately, there wasn't a hook to pull some of them off the stage.

It was everything a roast should be: insulting, vulgar and fun. Unfortunately, the fun moments weren't frequent enough as Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg ofthe popular ESPN morning talk show "Mike & Mike" celebrated their eighth anniversary with a celebrity roast at a sold-out House of Blues.

If you were in the House Friday night, you were obviously a big sports fan, a listener of the show or both. There were a lot of in-jokes -hit and miss - butthe problem with this roast, unlike a Comedy Central or Friar's Club roast, was that there weren't enough comedians.

Instead, the stage was mostly filled with athletes and ESPN personalities. Not comedians. And it showed. Fortunately, the professional comics who were theredid their job.

Host Jeffrey Ross proved that he's worthy of roastmaster status. In fact, he deserves to headline a casino showroom. The guy absolutely killed from themoment he got on stage.

"My agent called and said, ‘I got a roast for you on ESPN. Guess who it's for?' Four hours later …" Ross joked.

"You look great for 89," he told former Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka, who got the loudest applause of anyone when he walked on stage."Tonight's event was on his bucket list."

"This isn't a who's who," he said as he looked around the stage. "It's who didn't make the playoffs."

ESPN and NFL Network personality Nick Bakay was clever and humorous as usual, commenting on Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson and game-show host WinkMartindale: "Chad is one of the few people who could make Terrell Owens seem stable," he said. "Wink's hair is so bad that Donald Trumpcalled and said to take it down a notch."

Surprisingly, the best jokes of the night weren't even aimed at Mike & Mike. In fact, some of the people who got up on stage didn't insult them atall. Most threw out jokes that Greenberg was a metrosexual and Golic was fat, but others, like Johnson, mostly talked about themselves.

But there were a couple of memorable ones.

On Greenberg hosting a recent ABC game show: "They called it ‘Duel' because the only two people who watched it shot each other. Mike Greenberg is tohosting game shows what Michael Vick is to hosting dog shows."

"Mike & Mike are so dull they make Mike Tirico's show feel dangerous," Bakay added.

Comedian Eddie Griffin ("Undercover Brother") was a big crowd favorite as he railed on everyone, particularly paying attention to the guests ofhonor. "I kind of know my career is over when I'm hired to roast two white guys I never (expletive) heard of."

Ditka kept it short, but made the crowd laugh a few times, and former Jets star Joe Klecko recycled some old jokes, but was better than his fellow athletes.

But there were more bombs than success stories. Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis rambled for what seemed like forever, praising the duo and missing the wholepoint of the night. Ross summed it up best: "Thank you for that great sermon."

Baltimore Ravens safety Ed Reed had jokes written for him, but didn't read any. Admitting he was drunk, Reed was pulled off the stage by WashingtonRedskins running back Clinton Portis and former Jets star Joe Klecko. "I didn't realize his middle name was ‘Can't,'" Ross joked.

Hosts Trey Wingo and Mark Schlereth were horrible leading off the show. Griffin said it best when he said Schlereth did "an hour of nothin'."Portis didn't elicit a chuckle, but at least kept it short. Martindale had a couple of laughs, but stayed on too long. And Johnson had very little tooffer, not even a celebration dance.

ESPN anchor Dana Jacobson made an absolute fool of herself, swilling vodka from a Belvedere bottle, mumbling along and cursing like a sailor as Mike & Mikerested their heads in their hands in embarrassment. Griffin came to the podium to defend her after she was booed by the crowd. Ross eventually had to pull heroff stage, too.

Another disappointment was that Golic and Greenberg didn't really say too much for the finale. Saying they had to keep it short because they had to go tothe bathroom, the two pretty much thanked the crowd and left it at that.

Luckily, rock-pop trio Lifehouse played a semi-acoustic set to open the evening, performing a 20-minute, hit-filled set that included "Hanging By aMoment," "You and Me," "Falling Even More In Love With You" and "Who We Are." While short, the set was certainly sweet asfrontman Jason Wade showed off his great vocal chops. It definitely added some value to the night.

While it had its moments, the three-hour night had too many downs and not enough ups. If they do this again, ESPN should hire more comedians … or at leastcomedians to write some jokes. Otherwise, they should just stick to sports.
 
Baltimore Ravens safety Ed Reed had jokes written for him, but didn't read any. Admitting he was drunk, Reed was pulled off the stage by Washington ******** running back Clinton Portis and former Jets star Joe Klecko. "I didn't realize his middle name was ‘Can't,'" Ross joked.
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Will this be televised at all? Or is there clips of this online?
 
Baltimore Ravens safety Ed Reed had jokes written for him, but didn't read any. Admitting he was drunk, Reed was pulled off the stage by Washington ******** running back Clinton Portis and former Jets star Joe Klecko. "I didn't realize his middle name was ‘Can't,'" Ross joked.

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Ed Can't Reed .. Classic

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You have to screw up real bad to get booed off the stage of a roast. A roast is the one venue where anything goes, but the audience is still your jury.
 
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I should've been down in AC this night and picked up Dana Jacobson's overweight$$*% and smashed just for a story.
 
Originally Posted by nnarum

Baltimore Ravens safety Ed Reed had jokes written for him, but didn't read any. Admitting he was drunk, Reed was pulled off the stage by Washington ******** running back Clinton Portis and former Jets star Joe Klecko. "I didn't realize his middle name was ‘Can't,'" Ross joked.
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Will this be televised at all? Or is there clips of this online?


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that part had me dying.
 
Jeff Ross is murder at roasts.

Like, it's not a real roast unless Jeff Ross is there.
 
I should've been down in AC this night and picked up Dana Jacobson's overweight$$*% and smashed just for a story.
I can see it now

General forum, New Topic, "I just went Hogging and it was great ... Vol. Dana Jacobsen (updated pics on page3)"
 
Even tho she got them Elway horsegums, I would almost guarantee that one of them U boys gave her the business....she looks like one of them lewinski types

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Although I like her ripping on Notre Dame drunk, please ESPN use this to get her off the air
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