Has anybody heard this Dana Jacobson story? (**** Jesus)

How did ESPN think it was a good idea to have a roast?

I'm just happy the one person at ESPN (other than Stuart Scott) I would want to get drunk and make a fool of themselves, did.
 
i wouldnt hit it unless she was the last woman on earth, and simply for procreation! although im not sure what the hell would be created! maybe the monsterfrom Cloverfield!
 
Dana Jacobson got some good ol pancake butt like mom used to make...time to promote Sage Steele and Amy Nelson
 
Damn this roast sounded wack.
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@ Charlie Weis' sermon
 
I was watching mike and Mike that morning and she was talking about getting drunk at 8 in the morning. All I could think oif was that if I catch theat whitewomen, she would get plenty of angry, hatefilled sex.


damnnI knew I should have went to AC that night.
 
I can only imagine.... Wasn't the Roast last week though? She was on air last week.

She's not single is she? But I am sure now that everyone knows' she gets crunk.. Brothas will be tryin to hit that balloon knot at All Star and everyother ESPN event.

Jay Crawford probably already has.
 
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, oh yea, this has been all over the notre dame boards for a few days now.. I'm also a little surprised the media didnt run with this.. oh well,hopefully she finally gets kicked off the air now..
 
^yea ESPN tried to sweep this under the rug...I was wondering why Mike & Mike aint speak in any kinda detail about the roast on their show. At first theywere hyping the Roast up for a couple weeks leading up to it, then when it happened they never spoke on it more than a few seconds at a time...
 
Originally Posted by GUNNA GET IT

Baltimore Ravens safety Ed Reed had jokes written for him, but didn't read any. Admitting he was drunk, Reed was pulled off the stage by Washington ******** running back Clinton Portis and former Jets star Joe Klecko. "I didn't realize his middle name was ‘Can't,'" Ross joked.

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Ed Can't Reed .. Classic

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No waaaaaaaay.
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Originally Posted by GUNNA GET IT

Baltimore Ravens safety Ed Reed had jokes written for him, but didn't read any. Admitting he was drunk, Reed was pulled off the stage by Washington ******** running back Clinton Portis and former Jets star Joe Klecko. "I didn't realize his middle name was ‘Can't,'" Ross joked.

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Ed Can't Reed .. Classic

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WHAT DID ESPN EXPECT? IN ALL AREAS OF AMERICA THERE IS TROUBLE BETWEEN DRUNK PEOPLE AND PEOPLE WHO ARENT DRUNK. IF EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM WAS DRUNK THEN ITWOULD HAVE NO ISSUE. BUT WHEN DANA CAN DRINK A 750ml BOTTLE OF 40% (80PROOF) LIQUOR THEN YOU ASKIN FOR TROUBLE.
 
She won't get fired for this just a brief suspension so that BSPN can do some damage control. When the coast is clear she'll be back on First Take. Thenetwork would catch a lot of heat for firing one of the few women who actually is a face of a show. They won't risk the negative backlash.

However, onto another subject. Reinstate Harold!
 
Originally Posted by RockDeep

I can only imagine.... Wasn't the Roast last week though? She was on air last week.

She's not single is she? But I am sure now that everyone knows' she gets crunk.. Brothas will be tryin to hit that balloon knot at All Star and every other ESPN event.

Jay Crawford probably already has.

this dude said baloon knot
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