Lets Roast Athletes/Coaches/Sports Teams

^ at least he didn't make fun of someones dead baby like that fool in the lakers thread
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I dont think that is Vil, but im sure that Kobe2NJ would find something negative about it, and make fun of him, even though he does have a disease.

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He makes Fresh look respectable
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ah the irony of giving me a stoneface with what appears to be someone with a medical condition....im just joking its called a roast.....



ill have more 2marrow pce
 
ah the irony of giving me a stoneface with what appears to be someone with a medical condition....im just joking its called a roast.....


No, thats not a roast in the least bit. A roast is saying that someone 40 years old is tumbling over the hill instead of going down slowly. A roast makespeople laugh. Thats just downright patheticly stupid.
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Log off NT forever.
 
MarsIV:
1. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?........A huddle.

2. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?......The police.

3. Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?...It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

4. Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.

5. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

6. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

7. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

8. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

9. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

10. How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? Studying the Miranda Rights.

This would have been funny... ... ... ... ... ...















... ... ... ... ... ... if Wu was still new and Jordan had just retired for the first time.

The Bears just got rid of the fridge? In 2008, the Bears just got rid of the fridge?

Michael Irvin jokes?

I mean, after that list, I was expecting some fresh, new jokes on Clinton whoring out the Oval Office.
 
Originally Posted by 23ska909red02

MarsIV:
1. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?........A huddle.

2. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?......The police.

3. Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?...It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

4. Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.

5. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

6. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

7. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

8. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

9. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

10. How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? Studying the Miranda Rights.
This would have been funny... ... ... ... ... ...















... ... ... ... ... ... if Wu was still new and Jordan had just retired for the first time.

The Bears just got rid of the fridge? In 2008, the Bears just got rid of th fridge?

Michael Irvin jokes?

I mean, after that list, I was expecting some fresh, new jokes on Clinton whoring out the Oval Office.

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Exactly what I was thinking, it's like you pulled those jokes straight out the back of a 95' sports mag.
 
Originally Posted by BallinBoykz

I dont think that is Vil, but im sure that Kobe2NJ would find something negative about it, and make fun of him, even though he does have a disease.

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He makes Fresh look respectable
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alopecia universalis isn't a disease
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Lets make some of these relevant:


1. What do you call a drug ring in Cincinnati?........A huddle.

2. Four Cincinnati Bengals in a car, who's driving?......The police.

3. Why can't Travis Henry get on the field anymore?...It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

4. Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks before he can video a team mate having sex.

5. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Jamal Lewis. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

6. The Cincinnati newspapers reported yesterday that Paul Brown Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Bengals play better on"grass".

7. The Cincinnati Bengals adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

8. The Bengals had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

9. The Bengals knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

10. How do the Cincinnati Bengals spend their first week at spring training? Studying the Miranda Rights.
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you deserve:

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for some odd reason.. i cant help but watch that more than one time lol.
 
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Good fix.

I probably would have just eliminated the one that has The Fridge, though, because it's still 2008, and he was still done with the Bears like 90 years ago.

That's still much better, though.
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Some lame ones off the top of my head, out of boredom.


The New York Knicks are downright awful, but at least they're helping support local New York restaurants and stimulating the economy. They should thankZach Randolph and Eddy Curry.

I heard Barack Obama is a pretty good basketball player. The Miami Heat tried to sign him to a ten-day contract the other day.

Larry Hughes tried to read a book, but he missed the point.
 
Originally Posted by akajaedeuce

^ at least he didn't make fun of someones dead baby like that fool in the lakers thread
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yea man... that crap was very tasteless.. when i read that I was thinking someone needs to slap the $#@% out of him
 
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