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Originally Posted by Kookcle
- Billy Donovan and Bill Parcells would lie to it.
- Raja Bell and Ginobili would flop before it even reached our atmosphere.
- D'Anphony would yell at someone about something.
- Tyson would ask if it wanted to fornicate with him.
- David Stern would deny that it was a problem.
- And then he would give it a dress code.
- Nash would tell it which direction to go:
- All the way up to impact, Bonds and Clemens would criticize everyone for speculating without proof.
- And then after impact, they would claim that they thought it was something else.
- The Patriots would defeat it (c'mon, Pats haters, laugh at that!)
Marcus Camby would block it.
Manu would flop out of the way.
LeBron would try and take a fadeaway over it.
Sheed would argue with it.
Durant would throw a brick at it.
Horry would knock it into the scorer's table.
Phoenix would attempt to trade it for cash.
Isiah would make it implode.
Kwame Brown would throw cake at it.
Eddie Curry would eat it.
Chris Andersen would snort it.
Rashweed Wallace would smoke it.
ZoDogg would hate on it 'cause it's not a Sun
