All-NBA Worthless team Vol. Post yours

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C - David Harrison
PF - Juwan Howard
SF - Ira Newble
SG - Sasha Vujacic
PG - Steve Francis

Bench
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Eddy Curry
Jared Jeffries
Jerome James
Tyronn Lue


Coach - Isiah Thomas
 
Originally Posted by Fede DPT

C - David Harrison
PF - Juwan Howard
SF - Ira Newble
SG - Sasha Vujacic
PG - Steve Francis

Bench
Z-BO
Eddy Curry
Jared Jeffries
Jerome James
Tyronn Lue


Coach - Isiah Thomas
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Where the hell is Kwame on this list? RECOUNT!
 
PG-Smush Parker
SG-Smush Parker
SF-Smush Parker
PF-Smush Parker
C-Smush Parker


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at the bench being mostly knicks
 
it should be compiled of players who are actually given a good amount of playing time, and do nothing with it.

Kwame is #1 pick once again.
 
Originally Posted by presequel

it should be compiled of players who are actually given a good amount of playing time, and do nothing with it.

Kwame is #1 pick once again.
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True, but these dudes dont get PT because they are worthless (except Sahsa). It can go both ways.
 
Stephon Marbury
Ricky Davis
Antoine Walker
Zach Randolph
Eddy Curry

Bench:
Kwame Brown
Kendrick Perkins
Tim Thomas
Wally World
Marco Jaric
Chris Duhon
 
Oh great post...

1st team...
PG- Eddy Curry
SG- Eddy Curry
SF- Eddy Curry
PF- Eddy Curry
C- Jerome James

2nd team...
PG- Smush Parker
SG- Steve Francis
SF- Sasha Palvovic
PF- Jason Collins
C- Kwame Brown
6- Nenad Kristic (how long has this bum been injred for, all htese #%@*#@@ swamprats always talk bout him but he hasnt played in like 3 #%@*#@@ years. I meanwe play them 4 times a year and i know he hasnt played in at least a year and a half. And he was always crazy overated when he did play)
 
I can't believe I'm going to do this, but Sasha doesn't really bother me anymore. His jumper has actually started to fall and he hustles nonstop. He's a douche, don't get me wrong, but there are a lot of other players that suck more than him. I need to go Lay down now.
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Basically, if your list doesn't have Kwame somewhere, your list sucks.
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Eddy Curry...never have I seen someone who actually get out of shape PLAYING basketball

Darko....I used to defend this dude....he's HORRIBLE..."footwork" my....

Jared Jeffries...hasn't scored 20 points in a game since 02'. Nice to know that you don't have to average more than 2.5 points per game to be on JB

Damon Jones....can't hate, cause he has ridden coattails to get front row seats for All-Star games etc...manages to be the "best friend" of thestar player on every team he is on...shoot, he even hustled his way to a shoe deal (in China)....he has horsegums and has the athleticism of an 8th grader

Kwame Brown.....should we feel bad that MJ ruined his career and psyche? Nah...he just sucks....thanks Mitch (i'm a wiz fan)!!
 
C-Kwame Brown
PF-Reggie Evans
Sf-Quentin Richardson/Dorrell Wright
Sg-Larry Hughes
Pg-Anthony Johnson..

I tried to stick completely to the worst starters in the NBA as possible.. That team wouldn't win in D2 college basketball...
 
Originally Posted by kidoopz

C-Kwame Brown
PF-Reggie Evans
Sf-Quentin Richardson/Dorrell Wright
Sg-Larry Hughes
Pg-Anthony Johnson..

I tried to stick completely to the worst starters in the NBA as possible.. That team wouldn't win in D2 college basketball...
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So a guy who hustles and rebounds like Evans is more worthless than a starting center averaging under 5 rebounds a game and also has the most worthlessstatine of all time as he averages more turnovers than steas, blocks, and assists COMBINED. Beat that Kwame.

You look up Eddy Curry in the dictionary and the definition is worthless, he does so many other terrible things as well not on the stat sheet, he cant passout of doubles, he dont run, he dont play ANY D or even do so much as intiminate little guards driving to the lane on us. Eddy curry is the the GOAT ofworthlessness, no one else even compares because everyone brings at least something, Curry dont even do that. I mean Kwame sucks but in much less minutes thancurry has recieved this year he still averages more rebounds, blocks, steals, and assists. Curry brings NOTHING. he really cant even score cause he cant do@!%% against double teams not to mention his softness around the basket so he cant dunk on people and sticks to $+@%+ layups that often get rejected, but oncehe gets doubled he cant score, and he cant pass out of it either so he either puts up a WACK shot or he turns it over. I mean c mon.
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Originally Posted by THE GR8

Originally Posted by kidoopz

C-Kwame Brown
PF-Reggie Evans
Sf-Quentin Richardson/Dorrell Wright
Sg-Larry Hughes
Pg-Anthony Johnson..

I tried to stick completely to the worst starters in the NBA as possible.. That team wouldn't win in D2 college basketball...
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So a guy who hustles and rebounds like Evans is more worthless than a starting center averaging under 5 rebounds a game and also has the most worthless statine of all time as he averages more turnovers than steas, blocks, and assists COMBINED. Beat that Kwame.

You look up Eddy Curry in the dictionary and the definition is worthless, he does so many other terrible things as well not on the stat sheet, he cant pass out of doubles, he dont run, he dont play ANY D or even do so much as intiminate little guards driving to the lane on us. Eddy curry is the the GOAT of worthlessness, no one else even compares because everyone brings at least something, Curry dont even do that. I mean Kwame sucks but in much less minutes than curry has recieved this year he still averages more rebounds, blocks, steals, and assists. Curry brings NOTHING. he really cant even score cause he cant do @!%% against double teams not to mention his softness around the basket so he cant dunk on people and sticks to $+@%+ layups that often get rejected, but once he gets doubled he cant score, and he cant pass out of it either so he either puts up a WACK shot or he turns it over. I mean c mon.
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Nah man Jason Collins is overlooked as being the most worthless player in the league. People really underestimate his wackness. Whoever thought it was agood idea to give this man 7 mil a year must've been smoking the best kush the earth ever produced.
 
^^Collins is definitley worthless, i you look i even put him on my team....

But at least he brings some defense to the table

i honestly think the most 2 useless players are on the Knicks, theres Curry which i already explained and than theres Jerome James who HAS to be the worstplayer in the NBA. Isiah would start him for a stretch last year, he would play the first 5 mins than hed be out for the game. I remember he was always soooclueless out there it was straight comedy. And all the players on the bench would like laugh and cheer for him to get the ball, he attempted an outside shotonce near a 3 and it was
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, and all the players were like rolling on thefloor and %%%!. i always thought it was funny too but at the same time im thinking not only how is he in the NBA, but what the #*#* was Isiah thinking? He didnothing in Seattle and has literally done 0 since he came here. Dudes a clown.

But although he really as no positives he is an average shot blocker (from what i hear cause he hasnt played here) and his negatives dont kill you as much asCurry's.

Than i would say Collins cause i remember he waas the starter for a while cause he played iight D dow low, but he was god awful. than i got Kwame at 4.
 
Jason Collins
ive never heard of dude before this post, so i looked him up on NBA.com

aiyo, how is dude
Tall
a Center,
play with Jason Kidd,
in the NBA
play for 16 mins (avg)
AND ONLY AVERAGE 1.3 points!!!?!?!?!?

1 basket is worth 2 POINTS !!!!
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dude must get fouled 1 time a game. and only make 1 foul shot, and the .3 is a statistical anomaly. word to Neo.
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Originally Posted by dako akong otin

C Kwame Brown
PF Brian Cook
SF Lamar Odom
SG Sasha Vujacic
PG Smush Parker
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Well at least we got rid of 2 of them.....

Got 3 more to go.
 
I can't believe I'm going to do this, but Sasha doesn't really bother me anymore. His jumper has actually started to fall and he hustles nonstop. He's a douche, don't get me wrong, but there are a lot of other players that suck more than him. I need to go Lay down now.
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Exactly. You're right, he's the biggest douche in the NBA, but he knows how to play somewhat.
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i'll go with an an all grizzlies team

c darko milicic
pf andre brown
sf brian cardinal
sg casey jacobsen
pg damon stoudamire (recently waived)
 
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