All-NBA Worthless team Vol. Post yours

^ Sam Dalembert isnt as bad as Kwame. He is actually having a good year this year.

My list:
C - Kwame Brown
PF - Jerome James
SF - Jared Jeffries
SG - Steve Francis
PG - Smush Parker

Im sorry Knick fans, but your management sucks. They overpay the worst players possible. I really feel bad for Knicks fans these days.
 
everyone is saying Jared Jeffries... he really sucks like that now? i remember him showing a lot of potential when he was on the Wizards, at least defensively.he had a stretch of 20-15 games with like 5 blocks

...but i guess every dog has his day, even Kwame dropped like 30 points once when he was on the Wiz
 
Originally Posted by dako akong otin

C Kwame Brown
PF Brian Cook
SF Lamar Odom
SG Sasha Vujacic
PG Smush Parker
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Wow...thats just sick
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Smush wouldthe leading scorer on that team and that makes me sick to even think about it
 
Lets do a worthless draft.....
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1st pick: Kwame Brown.. the definition... the WOAT
2nd Pick: Scot Pollard.... could there be less value
3rd Pick: Pooh Richardson ( i just wanted to say POOH
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4th Pick: Collins Brothers... can have both for the price of one!!
5th Pick: Jim McIlvaine... hahaha old school
 
I don't consider Curry a C.. and Kwame is by far more worthless than Curry.. And you couldn't possibly like Reggie Evans more than Eddy Curry.. Evansis horrible.. If he played for the Knicks you would notice how garbage that guy is..
 
Originally Posted by GUNNA GET IT

im assuming yall havent seen Samuel Dalembert play
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Are you actually saying a dude averaging a double double is more worthless than a starting center averaing 5 boards a game and patetic everywhere else also.Dalenmbert is nice, im hoping the Knicks go after him in the deadline
and BTW Curry is the most worthless look at that dudes stats he is terrible at rebs,tos, steals, blocks, etc. hes fat, he cant run hes the most useless

The Kwame hate is too biased on here Curry is more worthless
 
dalembert is nice ?
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please, I hope our FO grants u ur wish, take this fumblin pass, none post move havin clown off our roster. 6yrs 60 million
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U can HAVE HIM
 
Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

aiyo, how is dude
Tall
a Center,
play with Jason Kidd,
in the NBA
play for 16 mins (avg)
AND ONLY AVERAGE 1.3 points!!!?!?!?!?

1 basket is worth 2 POINTS !!!!
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dude must get fouled 1 time a game. and only make 1 foul shot, and the .3 is a statistical anomaly. word to Neo.
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do you not know how averages work?
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is it not possible to score zero one game....nevermind... i shouldnt have to explain this.

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Originally Posted by kidoopz

I don't consider Curry a C.. and Kwame is by far more worthless than Curry.. And you couldn't possibly like Reggie Evans more than Eddy Curry.. Evans is horrible.. If he played for the Knicks you would notice how garbage that guy is..
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well just because he has the rebound, block shots, and turnovers of a Point Guard doesnt mean that his 6'11 285 pound@*$! aint a center. What elsewould you put him as?
And Reggie Evans is a guy who is WAYY smaller than EC and he grabs literally like 3x more boards. i have seen him play, we play Philymad often and while hes not great i wouldnt say hes worthless, he brings some stuff to the table unlike guys like Curry and also collins and Kwame. But curryis more garbage than all.
 
C: Jerome James
PF: Benedict Wallets
SF: Jared Jeffries
SG: Ballhog Gordon
PG: Smush Parker



Bench:

Eddy Curry
Samuel Dalembert
Steve Francis
Jerome James
Jason Collins
Quentin Richardson
Ira Newble
Tim Thomas
 
Originally Posted by BullsRepeat3Peat

C: Jerome James
PF: Benedict Wallets
SF: Jared Jeffries
SG: Ballhog Gordon
PG: Smush Parker



Bench:

Eddy Curry
Samuel Dalembert
Steve Francis
Jerome James
Jason Collins
Quentin Richardson
Ira Newble
Tim Thomas
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Ben Gordon? Come on now.

Everyone else you listed is reasonable but Ben?

Are you saying he would be worthless to any team or just worthless to the Bulls?
 
Originally Posted by Roc Boy Jada

Originally Posted by BullsRepeat3Peat

C: Jerome James
PF: Benedict Wallets
SF: Jared Jeffries
SG: Ballhog Gordon
PG: Smush Parker



Bench:

Eddy Curry
Samuel Dalembert
Steve Francis
Jerome James
Jason Collins
Quentin Richardson
Ira Newble
Tim Thomas
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Ben Gordon? Come on now.

Everyone else you listed is reasonable but Ben?

Are you saying he would be worthless to any team or just worthless to the Bulls?
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no I meant to the Bulls..... for one dude is shooting 42%.... All he basically does is score and is out there "shooting for a contract" like Pippen said... and I saw Lamar Odom in this thread so I said why not? But ya he is notcompletely worthless on the level of the other guys I listed......
 
Originally Posted by BullsRepeat3Peat

Originally Posted by Roc Boy Jada

Originally Posted by BullsRepeat3Peat

C: Jerome James
PF: Benedict Wallets
SF: Jared Jeffries
SG: Ballhog Gordon
PG: Smush Parker



Bench:

Eddy Curry
Samuel Dalembert
Steve Francis
Jerome James
Jason Collins
Quentin Richardson
Ira Newble
Tim Thomas
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Ben Gordon? Come on now.

Everyone else you listed is reasonable but Ben?

Are you saying he would be worthless to any team or just worthless to the Bulls?
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no I meant to the Bulls..... for one dude is shooting 42%.... All he basically does is score and is out there "shooting for a contract" like Pippen said... and I saw Lamar Odom in this thread so I said why not? But ya he is not completely worthless on the level of the other guys I listed......
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Fair enough.
 
PG: Anthony Carter
SG: Earl Watson
SF: Stephen Jackson
PF: Kwame Brown
C: Adonal Foyle

I actually think Sasha Vujabitch has become more reliable this season, he at least hits the open shots. People need to recognize wsup.
 
PG- Sasha Vujacic
SG- Eddie House
SF- Lamar Odom
PF- Kwame Brown
C- Eddy Curry

I was going to put Mihm in at center, but man, seeing all the Knicks fans hate on Curry so much, I have to put him in.
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Even though I haven't seen himplay a whole lot, I'm trusting your opinions, and he gets my starting spot.

Now... I honestly believe that A team of the NBA's best... well, let me back up and say who I think is the NBA's best...
My personal best team:
PG- Kidd or Paul
SG- Kobe
SF- Garnett
PF- Duncan or Boozer
C- Dwight Howard

... now like I was saying, I honestly believe that a team of the NBA's BEST could hold that 'All Suck' squad to 20 points or less in a regulationgame, while scoring at least 100.

Kidd or Paul on Sasha?
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Kobe on Eddie House? Jokes.
Garnett on Lamar? School's in session, Lamar.
DUNCAN or BOOZER on KWAME?!
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Howard on Curry?! Get your popcorn ready.
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I think if those two teams were to play each other and the NBA Greats were told they would get a million each if they scored 100 AND held the other team to 20or less... AND the All Suck team were told they would get a million if they could keep the NBA Greats under 100 AND score more than 20 points, 5 milliondollars would end up going to the NBA Greats.

"Ska, 20 points is 10 baskets, or six 3's and a deuce." You give the NBA Greats 1 million dollars EACH, and they'll get it done; heck, Ithink they COULD end up keeping the All Suck team under 10.
 
For those commenting on Jason Collins, I don't feel like typing up a new answer, so I'll just copy and paste straight from my blog. It includes a fewinteresting facts on that bum;

Jason Collins should not play in the NBA. He should not play in any top European team. Hell, make him two inches shorter and I don't even picture him as anNBDL benchwarmer (no offense to the D-Leaguers). I appreciate the hard work Jason has put in to get himself a scholarship to play in one of the top conferencesin the NCAA, get drafted by a decent NBA team and hang around for 6-plus seasons. I understand that not every NBA player can be a star, or even a good roleplayer, but Jason Collins' presence in the world's best basketball League is an insult to every single sports fan.




If I base my anti-Collins stance on a strictly stats-centric argument, some will understand my posture and nod in agreement, and some will drop to their kneesand ask the basketball gods why they have allowed such disgrace to be brought upon us.




Overall, his career numbers are 4.6 ppg and 4.5 rpg, respectable numbers for a journeyman, but appalling for an almost full-time starter. What really is a slapin the face is the fact that this season's numbers might just make up the most disastrous stat line in the history of sports:




1.4 ppg


2.1 rpg


0.2 spg


0.2 bpg


0.5 apg


0.6 TOpg


2.6 PFpg


16mpg




The fact that if you add his steals per game, points per game, blocks per game and assists per game, you'll still have a lower total than you'd get byadding his fouls and turnovers is pathetic. The fact that his 45% fg shooting is an improvement over his career 41% is horrible.


The fact that he shoots 33% from the line is enough to make Ben Wallace shake his head in disgust.


The fact that he still plays in the NBA is sad. Period.




Some will argue that his value really lies on his defense, which can't be measured in numbers. Well, the defensive stats show that he blocks a shot onceevery 5 games, and that's coming from the center position. He picks up a steal as periodically as he rejects a shot attempt, to keep with the putridsimmetry of his (lack of) performance. And, if we're gonna argue that his contribution can't be measured, I'll bring you the production that can,in fact, be measured: that of his opponents.




- In 5 combined games against the Nets this season, Eddy Curry and Zach Randolph have put up 20+ 4 times.


- Andris Biedrins scored 16 on 7-11 shooting against NJ


- Pau Gasol went 9-15 from the field against the Nets


- The offensive juggernaut that is Jason Maxiell averages 14ppg on 64% shooting from the field vs NJ this season


- Amare Stoudemire scored 28 on 11-16 shooting when the Nets came to Phoenix


- Johan Petro, of all people, had the game of his life against the Nets, going 10-for-15 en route to 22 points. Yes, the same Johan Petro that averages 3.7ppg


- Emeka Okafor, he of the feathery touch, has shot 10-of-11 from the field in two games against NJ this season




I'd look for more numbers to support my theory that Jason Collins is in fact a cyborg created in the former USSR to sabotage basketball's popularity inthe US, thus allowing Russia to sneak up and become the world's foremost basketball factory, but I think I've made my point. Jason Collins, please,leave the game of basketball alone.
 
Originally Posted by NIMFH

For those commenting on Jason Collins, I don't feel like typing up a new answer, so I'll just copy and paste straight from my blog. It includes a few interesting facts on that bum;

Jason Collins should not play in the NBA. He should not play in any top European team. Hell, make him two inches shorter and I don't even picture him as an NBDL benchwarmer (no offense to the D-Leaguers). I appreciate the hard work Jason has put in to get himself a scholarship to play in one of the top conferences in the NCAA, get drafted by a decent NBA team and hang around for 6-plus seasons. I understand that not every NBA player can be a star, or even a good role player, but Jason Collins' presence in the world's best basketball League is an insult to every single sports fan.




If I base my anti-Collins stance on a strictly stats-centric argument, some will understand my posture and nod in agreement, and some will drop to their knees and ask the basketball gods why they have allowed such disgrace to be brought upon us.




Overall, his career numbers are 4.6 ppg and 4.5 rpg, respectable numbers for a journeyman, but appalling for an almost full-time starter. What really is a slap in the face is the fact that this season's numbers might just make up the most disastrous stat line in the history of sports:




1.4 ppg


2.1 rpg


0.2 spg


0.2 bpg


0.5 apg


0.6 TOpg


2.6 PFpg


16mpg




The fact that if you add his steals per game, points per game, blocks per game and assists per game, you'll still have a lower total than you'd get by adding his fouls and turnovers is pathetic. The fact that his 45% fg shooting is an improvement over his career 41% is horrible.


The fact that he shoots 33% from the line is enough to make Ben Wallace shake his head in disgust.


The fact that he still plays in the NBA is sad. Period.




Some will argue that his value really lies on his defense, which can't be measured in numbers. Well, the defensive stats show that he blocks a shot once every 5 games, and that's coming from the center position. He picks up a steal as periodically as he rejects a shot attempt, to keep with the putrid simmetry of his (lack of) performance. And, if we're gonna argue that his contribution can't be measured, I'll bring you the production that can, in fact, be measured: that of his opponents.




- In 5 combined games against the Nets this season, Eddy Curry and Zach Randolph have put up 20+ 4 times.


- Andris Biedrins scored 16 on 7-11 shooting against NJ


- Pau Gasol went 9-15 from the field against the Nets


- The offensive juggernaut that is Jason Maxiell averages 14ppg on 64% shooting from the field vs NJ this season


- Amare Stoudemire scored 28 on 11-16 shooting when the Nets came to Phoenix


- Johan Petro, of all people, had the game of his life against the Nets, going 10-for-15 en route to 22 points. Yes, the same Johan Petro that averages 3.7ppg


- Emeka Okafor, he of the feathery touch, has shot 10-of-11 from the field in two games against NJ this season




I'd look for more numbers to support my theory that Jason Collins is in fact a cyborg created in the former USSR to sabotage basketball's popularity in the US, thus allowing Russia to sneak up and become the world's foremost basketball factory, but I think I've made my point. Jason Collins, please, leave the game of basketball alone.
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You realize that you used, with the exception of like 3 players, people that would score like this on ANY given night right? Amare? HELLO HE'S AN ALLSTAR!!!! Collins may be worthless but come harder than that.
 
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