Dumb things you thought as a kid?

I thought everyone in NYC worked in Manhattan and lived in the other boroughs, and at night they left random lights in the building on to make it look cool :lol:
 
I was born on July 4th, so every year till i was about 10 i thought the fireworks were for me
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me and my brother thought the Indian and the cupboard was real, my mom even went out and bought us a cupboard that locked with a key. If your unfamiliar with the movie, the kid locks a toy in the cupboard, unlocks it and it comes to life
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-Thought my toys would come to life like Small Soldiers when I would go to sleep

-Would call taking a dump "push"

-Thought my dad had a giant birthmark on his arm, i found out it was a tattoo at age 11...at age 8 i finally figured out that it was a black jaguar and not a black circle

-thought my parents would never get old and always look the same stay the same and that only kids would change
 
-that girls dont poop
-the girl's bathroom had a couch and tv
-that vampires were real so I slept under my sheets for months with a towel over my neck
 
I also thought the girls' restroom was on some baller status compared to the boys'.
A couch, a TV, magazines, the whole nine yards while us boys got forever wet floors amd nasty stalls.
 
Then you finally find out the truth.

Broads are just as nasty as dudes.

Period blood on the seat. :x :smh:
 
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-used to think fappin would make me go blind and have hairy palms , nah b

-coffee stunts your growth , I'm 6'3" bruh
 
Je Ne Sais Quoi said:
I also thought the girls' restroom was on some baller status compared to the boys'.
A couch, a TV, magazines, the whole nine yards while us boys got forever wet floors amd nasty stalls.
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yup :lol: and I thought those Kidz Bop singers were supposed to be super stars or something
 
FocusedMind said:
me and my brother thought the Indian and the cupboard was real, my mom even went out and bought us a cupboard that locked with a key. If your unfamiliar with the movie, the kid locks a toy in the cupboard, unlocks it and it comes to life
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BaltimoreGutta said:
You're crazy, that's my ****!
#poor
I'm serious though, I love rice/ketchup
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like straight up rice and ketchup?
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thats po' food man. when i was a kid, we ususally eat anything that had ketchup. cant believe you still enjoy it HAHAHA! maybe its cause i overkilled it when i was a kid
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one of the first porns i watched all the way thru had lexington steele in it & yall know he be doin all that hollerin & yellin when he bust, so i thought it hurt to bust a nut or sumthin :lol:
 
Yeah, I also used to think wrestling was real. Once I found out the truth, it was a wrap :smh:
 
Speaking of black porn stars, our very own JohnnyRedStorm aka Frank World once said in a chat that as a confused white kid he thought black dudes nut black.

Either it was Pabs or DFly that said, "This dude Frank think we nut black oil."

I died laughing that night, good times.
 
I used to think consuming chili dogs on a regular basis would make you fast like Sonic the Hedgehog.
 
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