Originally Posted by jordan23dotcom
I don't know what's worse, the fact that you lick shoes, or your justification for licking shoes. Get money boys have taught you well
This. And the fact that anybody thinks that just because a shoe hasn't been worn that it's somehow REMOTELY sanitary is
You do realize that these are made in China and then shipped around the world through MULTIPLE distribution centers and handled by who knows how many people in the process of packing and shipping them before they actually get to you... where you proceed to lick them. I swear sneakerheads these days are going to be responsible for some new bacterial outbreak from halfway around the world.
Doctor: "Sir we're still not sure how you managed to contract this disease, it's only found on very specific rubbers from eastern Asia."
Sneakerhead: "I LICK ALL MY SNEAKAS SO U KNOW HOW REAL I AM!!"