Shia LaBeouf hasn't given a **** since Even Stevens

Shia chased bum for his food before meltdown

He must have wanted fries with that super-sized meltdown.

Troublemaking actor Shia LaBeouf chased after a homeless man — demanding he hand over a McDonald’s bag in Times Square — a few hours before he went berserk at the Broadway musical “Cabaret,” new video footage reveals.

“He really wanted whatever was in that bag. He had so much focus … If there were French fries in the bag, maybe he really wanted to eat them, ” a witness said.

He added, “He was dodging people and yelling, ‘Yo, come on!’ … He was on a mission. It was so bizarre.”

LaBeouf’s fry-tening public food grab was just a prelude to a far weirder meltdown to come.

Within a half-hour, witnesses alleged, the actor was smoking a joint and slapping star Alan Cumming on the bottom from his aisle seat at the Studio 54 theater.

“When the Kit Kat girls came out, Shia was cat-calling — he was vocal,” a source told The Post.

“During the first act, Alan walks through the house [audience]” as the show’s kinky, bisexual emcee, the source said.

“He walked directly past Shia, and Shia slapped Alan on the ***. Alan was in character and was very professional. He knew not to engage, and he carried on walking.”

“Shia was being lewd, grunting and yelling in a lascivious way, ‘Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah,’” said another witness. “It was really odd and creepy.”

Then, as co-star Michelle Williams sang her first-act solo, “I Don’t Care Much,” bottles and furniture began crashing.

“He fell out of his chair, and sent a few other chairs crashing to the ground during Michelle’s solo,” a witness said.

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Shia LaBeouf Reportedly Dragged Out of Cabaret in Handcuffs by Police

Broadway World is reporting that Shia LaBeouf was hauled out of a production of Cabaret during intermission by police in handcuffs. He was reportedly "being disruptive" during the first act.

Cast member Danny Burstein apparently posted to his Facebook, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your places call for Act II. Also, to let you know, Shia LaBeouf has just been escorted from the building in handcuffs."

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Just saw Shia LaBeouf in handcuffs in tears surrounded by 6 police officers outside of CABARET the musical. Oh New York, u is a crazy *****
— Benj Pasek (@benjpasek) June 27, 2014

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Per ABC's Aaron Katersky, LaBeouf was charged by police with criminal trespass and two counts of disorderly conduct, and apparently threatened police and other guests as the show. And according to Page Six, he allegedly told police officers at the Midtown precinct, "**** you. I'll **** you up."

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Is he lost? Did he mean to wear that? Is his entire existence merely a concept?

Or so Shia LaBeouf’s unwitting audience of confused-looking tourists might have thought when they first clapped eyes on the actor, dressed in violet and green lycra, running laps around a museum in Amsterdam 144 times.

Little did they know they were witnessing the actor’s latest artistic endeavour – the “#metamarathon” performance – which was completed as a 12 hour arts conference went on (and on and on, presumably) inside.

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The 7th Mile said:

Jadenism [emoji]128526[/emoji]

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ksteezy said:

I love this kid

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PLVN said:

He's nothing more than another "look at me/don't look at me" bozo.

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Jayzz said:

Continue your holy work b

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StillIn729 said:

Shia was onto big things after Transformers and Indiana Jones

Dude just lost it

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