2013 College Football Thread (Realer than Real Deal Holyfield -->S/O Craftsy)

TheSwagOfSweetJones said:
Good ****...you one of the happiest fans in this thread...hope you have fun man
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[COLOR=#red]Thx bro...I may not be one of the more popular dudes in this thread but I'm a good dude with a good heart. I would have definitely got some of the other Aggies in here some tickets but none of them asked me except one recently. I originally planned to sell my extras for a huge profit but ended up helping a few Aggies who didn't have a chance to go initially.

Anyway should be a great game on Saturday...we'll have most of our Defense back.[/COLOR]
 
ElderWatsonDiggs said:
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It is great usage of the internet IMO. 
 
...and here comes Yahoo :lol:

Breaking News - Documents, text messages reveal impermissible benefits to five SEC players

Yahoo Sports

Five Southeastern Conference football stars violated NCAA rules by receiving extra benefits prior to completing their collegiate careers, a Yahoo Sports investigation has found. The benefits – which in some cases came from multiple individuals – were conveyed to University of Alabama offensive tackle D.J. Fluker, University of Tennessee quarterback Tyler Bray, Tennessee defensive end Maurice Couch, Mississippi State University defensive tackle Fletcher Cox and Mississippi State wideout Chad Bumphis.

Fluker, Bray and Cox are all currently on NFL rosters. Bumphis was recently released by the Miami Dolphins. Couch is a senior starter for the Volunteers this season.

The identities of these players were revealed in a web of financial and text message records belonging to former Crimson Tide defensive end Luther Davis. The records were turned over to Yahoo Sports by a source with ties to the NFL agent community who alleged that Davis was acting as an intermediary between several high-profile college football stars and multiple NFL agents and financial advisers.

Davis declined to comment for this story. However, Yahoo Sports was able to authenticate text message records, Western Union fund transfers, banking statements, flight receipts and other financial material linking both Davis and the five college football players. Yahoo Sports also found that three NFL agents and three financial advisers engaged Davis in transactions totaling $45,550. The three agents were Andy Simms, Peter Schaffer and John Phillips. The financial advisers were Jason Jernigan, Mike Rowan and Hodge Brahmbhatt.

Simms, Schaffer, Phillips and Rowan each confirmed giving money to Davis – but each said they had no knowledge of, and did not instruct Davis to provide benefits to players. Jernigan declined comment. Brahmbhatt declined comment through his attorney. Another agent who was listed on a travel itinerary in Davis' records, Isaac Conner, said Davis was a point of contact to reach multiple SEC players but denied any knowledge of Davis' financial dealings.

A defensive end for the Crimson Tide from 2007-10, Davis acted as a "concierge" between budding NFL draft picks, agents and financial advisers following his college career, five sources told Yahoo Sports. Davis signed with the Buffalo Bills as an undrafted free agent in 2011, but has not been on an NFL roster since being released in training camp prior to that season.

All told, the records show agents and financial advisers moved at least $45,550 to Davis between September 2011 and December 2012. During that same timeframe, records also show at least $12,700 in cash, airfare, living expenses or other receipts moving from Davis to the five players. In addition to that amount, Yahoo Sports also obtained a line-item invoice of 49 transactions from February 2013 that Davis emailed to Fluker's onetime financial adviser Hodge Brahmbhatt. Within the email, Davis listed $33,755 in expenditures under the subject line "D.J. Fluker Invoice."

If proven by the NCAA, the transactions could violate Bylaw 12.3.1.2, which prohibits athletes from receiving benefits from agents or marketing representatives. Like the highly publicized NCAA case against the University of Southern California and Reggie Bush, a violation of that bylaw could retroactively nullify a portion of each player's eligibility, including Fluker, who was an All-American at offensive tackle during Alabama's 2012 national championship season. It could also raise additional issues for Tennessee and Mississippi State, which are both currently on probation until the summer of 2015 for previous rules violations in their respective football programs.

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NCAA is an embarrassment. That president needs to be fired. Documents are here this time and nothing will happen.

Take money. Deny. Say you didn't know. Don't talk. The steps to accepting money and getting away with it.

If only the NCAA could get lie detectors.

NCAA needs to suspend the coaches and athletics heads then people will talk. Set the tone on them for failure to monitor.
 
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That's what's amazing. NCAA took 6 hours to look at Manziel and newtons situations and takes them months to figure out high school grade transcripts which leads to kids arriving late to school.
 
Nelson Agholor gotta be kicking himself 
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 @ Charone Peake being a #2. Sucks he got hurt but G-Hop got the juice now
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#GotItInBlood 
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:lol: at Charone Peake having more catches and yards on 8/31 than UGA's #2

:rofl: @ Clemson beating UGA
 
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This Yahoo report (like many others) ultimately falls on the agents. These are supposed to be adult professionals who know the rules (right or wrong) better than anyone else and they are also certified by the NFL....they are not 19 year old players.

You want to try and clean up your sport? Start with them.....and the NFL needs to see the names of those three agents and boot them out of the league and continue to do so until they stop openly handing out bags of cash to players, all in the "hope" the kids maybe sign with them when they are eligible.
 
NSFW: It's Meltdown Time!
By J Tadpole  @JTadpoleRBR on Sep 10 2013, 7:00a 256

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It was a good week for meltdowns as the passionate fanbases of Notre Dame, USC, and Florida took to the message boards to vent frustration over their respective teams' upset losses. Oh, and Tejas lost too. As always, nobody melts down like the 'Horns, folks. The standard PSA especially applies this week- the language below is offensive, vulgar, and may make you want to punch baby kittens. If you are easily offended I suggest that you point your browser elsewhere. You have been warned.

While the USC meltdown was rather tame (I think most have them have come to terms with who Kiffin really is), overall these groups did not disappoint. Subject matter includes Baby Jesus, rape, puking, GI boot socks. seppuku, murder, meat lover's pizza, peanut butter, homophobia, new website ventures, various genitalia references, mass coach firings, Satan, cancer, deformed snails, and HIV... just to name a few. Enjoy.


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Baby Jesus wouldn't let them throw a flag because they bastardized his religion.

Yep I'm sensing we get raped when we actually play offenses with a pulse in conference play

Aren't all these white boys 30 and married with 4 kids? Jesus.
Did I mention they are white?

A one $#@!ing legged white QB with $#@!ed up underwear runs all over us. Great.

I hope manny Diaz is killed by Hiesenberg's gang. El tortuga.
pmao(puked my *** off)

I had never been a member of The Fire Diaz Fan Club, but sign my big *** up. Our defense sucks $#@! through dirty GI boot socks.

Our defense would fit right in with tecmo bowl trying to tackle bo jackson.

I'm getting high, who else wants to join me?

If someone puts a bullet in Manny's head and I'm on the jury. I'm acquitting.

It's like this $#@!ing team knows all of our plays. This is $#@!ing pathetic. I don't care if we come back to win this game, we are going to get raped in the Big 12. $#@! Mack Brown, with the biggest middle finger, stupid $#@!ing piece of $#@! coach. $#@! Deloss Dodds with Mack Brown in his ***. $#@! Red McCombs for being a rich *** piece of $#@! who is too much of a ***** to demand we fix this $#@! several years ago. $#@!!!! $#@!!!! $#@!!!!

$#@! you diaz. $#@! you Mack. $#@! you coaches and coordinators. $#@!KKKKKKKKKK THIS $#@!. Did the team eat Meat Lovers pizzas during the 2 hour delay, because they're sure playing like it.

Hey sunshine pumping Prius drivers! How does it feel? Bet my *** that you have already turned off the game. Diaz should be fired...but Ash sucks. Dumb mother $#@!ers. Ash is awesome. It's just the play calling.

My name is Mack Brown, coach of texas:
I once had Vince Young!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

One of the most pathetic performances I ever seen from this team. BY******gU gained around 500 yards on the ground. Burn this $#@! to the ground. There is no hope. $#@! you Mack and deloss

There is no accountability, there is too much coddling and Mack just seems apathetic in general. I imagine during half time the players were sitting indian style in the locker room eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches while butter tooth brown read nursery tales to the players to inspire them to do greater things. It's going to be a longggggggggggggg season......sigh.

Any member of this coaching staff with an ounce of self respect would resign tomorrow. Since we all know that won't happen, here are the things I plan on doing before I watch another minute of a game that is coached by a single member of this pathetic staff:
a.) remarry my stripper exwife with no prenup
b.) get anally penetrated by Johnny Holmes

$#@! you Mack you dirty **** ***** clapping $#@!got thunder *****.

I guess we should get the rape sheets ready for Dallas next year

Sick of losing to OU and Kansas state. Lets at least not get our $#@!s gaped when we lose to them. I'm sick of these players coming out flat for prime time games. Sick of the same generic ***** press conferences. Sick of OU winning conference champ every $#@!ing year. Sick of having to watch a supposed top 3 defense look absolutely helpless against the run. Sick of Mack Brown! EABOD Dodds

mackbrown-texaspaddycake******ry.com

This is a team full of *******
From our $#@!got QB faking a head injury. (He started by faking a leg injury)
To our OLine.
To our $#@!ing tackling.
To..... well...... $#@!ing everything.
I thought 7-5 going in. This will probably turn out a ton $#@!tier.
Still whatever gets people to light Mack, Majors and Diaz houses on fire (with them in it), I'm down. Good $#@!ing riddance.

How much does Satan cost? How much? No NCAA investigations. Diaz ducks. Mack suxs. So does Ash who is supposed to not suck. Case sucks. Pay the money. Were about to get raped by a subapr OU. Go away Mack. Jesus

I was hoping he was actually talking about Satan. AKA Beelzebub, Lucifer, The Dark Prince, the Devil. That $#@!er could probably get some $#@! done. It might take some human sacrifices, but I'm willing to give up Espinosa, Echols, Manny, Mack, Dodds, and a handful more for the cause.

Ok rehab time: I was a sunshine pumper and thought we would compete this year. I thought our defense would turn it around and show up this season. I was dooped.
My name is CowboyFred and I'm a Texas football addict/sunshine pumper.
$#@! you Mack Brown!!!
Ahh that feels good!!!

Just found out I'm HIV positive tonight. Got it from a toilet seat in a bar off Montrose.
It was the second-worst news of the evening.

Is this where we post if we are not going to another game until the band gets a twirler that doesn't look like a manatee? I'm getting used to watching the football team get *** raped, but I see no reason not to be able to see an attractive twirler in a skimpy outfit at halftime.

I have nothing but the utmost respect for Mack Brown.
Is what I'll be saying if he commits seppuku in front of the team at halftime.

Mack is a cancer. His ***** infects the entire team. Nothing will change until he is excised

2013 cfb season. ..I hardly knew you. $#@! you deliss. $#@! you manny xbox. $#@! you mack you old worthless piece of $#@!. $#@! me for partin ways with 600 bucks in my now 4 years on the 40 to get a good view of this unfathomably bad team

jesus christ, Mack. You're out of your league. Deloss, please die, Mack please retire, and Manny, please go get $#@!ed by a woman (because obviously you're not into that).

Men aren't alligators, grass isn't water, and ball carriers aren't water buffalo. He is completely out of his element. No wonder our guys continue to bounce off tackles, grab for air, and in general play like *******. They are coached by a *****.

I ******g hate sports. Tomorrow I am going to get into like art or some ****. Something that doesnt **** on my soul every year

I’d rather masturbate with sandpaper than watch this anymore



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I think I figured it out. Kiffin is trying tank the season so we get a high draft pick. Maybe we can get lucky and snag Jadeveon.

Dear Announcers,
College students rarely listen when you tell them to "wrap it up" to avoid mistakes.

look at it this way: if you cheer for SC this year, nobody can call you a fairweather fan when the team is good again someday…
seriously kiffin, go **** yourself. I've defended you probably the longest out of anyone.

Run. Run. Screen. Punt.
Run. Screen. Run. Punt.
Run. Run. Wildcat.
Run. Screen. Run. Punt.
This is ******g pathetic. Throw the ******g ball down the field kiffin you *****tick

HEY LSU! REMEMBER WHEN WE SAID WE'D PLAY YOU ANYWHERE ANYTIME??? yeah, sorry, nevermind.

******g **** **** balls. Field Goals are now beyond us. ******g ****.

Lee and Agholor need to go long. Lee can't make a castle out of mud he needs sand. (pardon the semi poeticness im drunk)

I know he's saying "Kessler, Game Manager", but he sounds like "Kessler, Gay Manager" on my audio.

Someone keeps pressing the wrong button to get the RB to dive at the line of scrimmage.

Joke's on you. We lose, we're that much closer to getting a good coach. Also cirrhosis of the liver.

I think we saw a new phenomena tonight: prevent offense. We can christen this game The Great Bubble Screen of 2013 and put it to memory


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Driskel threw his helmet down in anger but it was intercepted

I'd love to talk about how ****** my team is, but they wouldn't understand something offensive.
Hey look! An entire drive without a single flag!
Say what you will, that's ******g progress.

"How do you handle this if you're Will Muschamp?"
You beat Jeff Driskell with a goddamned axe handle in the middle of Ben Hill Griffin, is what you do.

Gameplan: Let's prove everyone wrong and show them Driskel is a real good QB!
**** IT DIDN'T WORK AGAIN!

Look, If Nolan Ryan gets lit up for 10 runs after throwing 8 wild pitches, his *** would get pulled. Yes, i know the difference between the two sports, but the point is, if you don't have it, YOU JUST DON'T ******G HAVE IT. Two years is enough. This is the EXACT same **** we dealt with all year last year. 11-2 was thanks to amazing defense. They SHOULDN'T be relied on to score points! At least TRY someone else.

How do you ******g take a sack? That was the dumbest god damn thing I've ever seen. Screw your ******g head on right. Be more ******g aware. ****.

Fitting ending there. This team is ******g pathetic.

This is the part where I make the alligator metaphor. Do you know how alligators kill their prey? It's not through the bite. The bite is just to get a hold on them. The alligator latches onto its prey, drags it down into the water, and just holds on tight until that poor ****** wears itself out and can't fight back anymore. Then the kill.
Yeah. It's like that.

This has been the worst Florida game I've watched since forever
And by forever I mean 2 years ago. When it was worse.

We were so afraid of the endzone our own ******g corner ran out of bounds when he had an easy TD return on that interception. ****!

So I've been hearing rumors that the Jets will fire Rex Ryan to make way for Will Muschamp so that they can make a change without changing anything.

We should go 7-5 with this offense. Driskel ***** the bed every time it matters, Pease is predictable, and the O-Line can't hold up in a stiff breeze.
This is going to be a rough year if we can't even beat Miami. Imagine what USC, LSU and UGA will do.
5 turnovers! Go gators! I thought for sure that last drive would've made it six, but Driskel messed up and couldn't spike the ball right. Man so close to six turnovers.

I just don't understand why we wouldn't kick the field goal there, after we already tried that swinging gate **** and ****** it up. This was clearly not the time to leave points on the field.
******g sad strategy from the Florida sidelines today. Just sad.

I'm going to cry. What. The. ****.

Watching a couple of deformed snails race would be more entertaining than watching this **** excuse of a thing we call an "offense."

DRISKEL SUCKS DRISKEL SUCKS DRISKEL SUCKS DRISKEL SUCKS
EDIT: TYLER MOORE CAN SUCK A FAT ONE TOO

Aaaaaand Will Muschamp has just entered the final year on his UF contract. Let the search committee begin!

Real world tragedies: my stream isn't quality enough to see Muschamp's facial expressions.
GOD DAMNIT YOU ******G ************ **** YOU DRISKEL

STOP STARING DOWN THE ******G RECEIVERS YOU ******G DUMBASS.

Clay Burton sucks ****

I'm running low on yuengling. ahhhhh!!! =(

I've watched Connor Shaw, Aaron Murray, Tommy Reese and Devin Gardner play since I got home from SunLife and all I can tell myself is if I could have put any of those four guys' morning turds at QB for the Gators we would have won by two TDs.


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PLEASE STOP MENTIONING THE 98 GODDAMNIT

Welp I'm gonna say it. I'm so happy that this game hasn't gotten so out of hand yet that Mussburger has to start eye ******g some beautiful girl in the stands.

KELLY MAD! TOMMY BAD! KELLY KILL TOMMY!

I miss Denard already.

I see that highly touted ND Defense from the NCG is still hanging around.

Temple's QB ran all over us, you ******g KNEW Gardner is mobile, WHERE THE **** IS THE SPY?

JESUS CHRIST TRY GUARDING GALLONG

i hate college football

It's depressing how hard Rees has to throw the ball to make it to the sidelines

Could be worse, we could be Texas…

Where's the dating site for folks that like to drink, watch college football, and post stupid **** in Game Threads/IRC?

And there's a Kelly masturbation .gif…

Okay, white RB is playing, compare him to Danny Woodhead…

Glad our secondary took the short bus to the game

Well Lou thinks we are still in this. You guys are so ****** Michigan.

This game is giving me a ******g heart condition.
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