TAY: thread about yambs...

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insight on a young college freshman trying to acquire yambs from the upper class honeys and bunnies. 
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Lamest thread on NT, Reported!

"Yambs" is a stupid word BTW...
 
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I'll be the first client. NT how do I keep 3 relationships and keep the triple dosage of yambs without it blowing in my face.
Study the ways of Stevie J...he will led you down the righteous path of couples couseling with all three at once to hash out your differences.  So that you all can learn to coexist and live in harmony

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Dealing with a virgin right now, she's 20 I'm 24...Don't have any pics cuz she doesn't have a fbook, but anyone have any experience with "older" virgins?

IDK if she's waiting for marriage or to be in love smh
 
Lamest thread on NT, Reported!
"Yambs" is a stupid word BTW...
Why come here then ? Boost ur post count ?
Makes no sense. Pay this thread no mind and keep it rolling.

You serious? If I wanted to "boost" my post count I would just go to TAN and post stupid **** like almost everyone in there. :stoneface:

It's a thread in the General, Am I not allowed to come in here and share my opinion? Because I'm the only one that does that right? Oh, OK...:stoneface:
 
Dealing with a virgin right now, she's 20 I'm 24...Don't have any pics cuz she doesn't have a fbook, but anyone have any experience with "older" virgins?
IDK if she's waiting for marriage or to be in love smh
Alcohol....a lot of neck pecking and rubbing...if your holding she might try and shoot you down, so help her rub out a easy one to relax her..after she nuts she'll let you side in or blow you up from the feeling of obligation
 
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This is a good thread but in order for it to be successful. We must have a unwritten code about pics. If you're gonna post your humble brags or questions then you must post pics. Simple as that. We'll give you the :rolleyes or :smh: or :smokin and that will be the end of that or some e-daps. Unless shes ugly or under 18 then you don't have to do it.



thought that was a given.
 
You serious? If I wanted to "boost" my post count I would just go to TAN and post stupid **** like almost everyone in there. :stoneface:
It's a thread in the General, Am I not allowed to come in here and share my opinion? Because I'm the only one that does that right? Oh, OK...:stoneface:
Oh you're one "those" hating on Tan huh ?
You're the only cornball coming in to run lip bout the actual post and to even go as far as reporting it. Can you get anymore lamer ? :x
 
Dealing with a virgin right now, she's 20 I'm 24...Don't have any pics cuz she doesn't have a fbook, but anyone have any experience with "older" virgins?
IDK if she's waiting for marriage or to be in love smh
1. She's probably lying. 2. If she is telling the truth, just play the role. Take her on dates, hold her hand ,PDA etc etc. Thne after a month or so tell her no one has ever made you feel the way she makes you feel blah blah. Tell her you love her. Then you will be presented the key to Yamb City.
 
Dealing with a virgin right now, she's 20 I'm 24...Don't have any pics cuz she doesn't have a fbook, but anyone have any experience with "older" virgins?
IDK if she's waiting for marriage or to be in love smh
1. She's probably lying. 2. If she is telling the truth, just play the role. Take her on dates, hold her hand ,PDA etc etc. Thne after a month or so tell her no one has ever made you feel the way she makes you feel blah blah. Tell her you love her. Then you will be presented the key to Yamb City.

True. Your gonna feel lk a d-bag the entire time tho. Feelsgoodman :smokin
 
You dudes with these 4 week plans to get some pus are straight up slacking
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....I got a virgin on the first night of meeting her and all it took was some drank intriguing convo about any and everything.  Then hit that neck and it was a done dealy, and yes she was a dime
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TRY THIS AND REPORT BACK

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I've always wanted to try it. I bet it would be easy to pull the D.E.N.N.I.S system on a virgin 


Already did it actually...I DENNIS'd a girl this summer.

She let me beat, kept blowing me up and I ignored...One day I was bored with my boy and he gave me the idea (we r both huge Sunny fans)

Went through all the steps, she let me in again...Next day my status was "The D.E.N.N.I.S. method has been successful!" Got all the props from my boys, she saw it and texted me "WTF DOES THAT MEAN?"

Deleted her, never spoke to her again. :smokin





Back to the virgin...She has had her ex tell her he loved her...She has given dome though. Been on 2 dates so far, taking her to the Angels game tomorrow, dinner before, tailgating as well.
 
Dealing with a virgin right now, she's 20 I'm 24...Don't have any pics cuz she doesn't have a fbook, but anyone have any experience with "older" virgins?

IDK if she's waiting for marriage or to be in love smh


TRY THIS AND REPORT BACK

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I've always wanted to try it. I bet it would be easy to pull the D.E.N.N.I.S system on a virgin 



it would depend on the age. maybe with a younger gal it would work. older virgins tend to consider their virginity as valuable and put it on a pedestal or have sexual hangups. making sealing the deal not impossible, but time consuming. and who has the time to let her get to know you?
 
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Already did it actually...I DENNIS'd a girl this summer.
She let me beat, kept blowing me up and I ignored...One day I was bored with my boy and he gave me the idea (we r both huge Sunny fans)
Went through all the steps, she let me in again...Next day my status was "The D.E.N.N.I.S. method has been successful!" Got all the props from my boys, she saw it and texted me "WTF DOES THAT MEAN?"
Deleted her, never spoke to her again.
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Back to the virgin...She has had her ex tell her he loved her...She has given dome though. Been on 2 dates so far, taking her to the Angels game tomorrow, dinner before, tailgating as well.
OMG and you live in Cali.  Everyone knows how easy cali tramps are.  Dogg you better stop simping and feed that b****some wine coolers and get it crackin

I hear some virgins have been known to give up some butthole if you don't mind getting a little dookie on your tip
 
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Already did it actually...I DENNIS'd a girl this summer.

She let me beat, kept blowing me up and I ignored...One day I was bored with my boy and he gave me the idea (we r both huge Sunny fans)

Went through all the steps, she let me in again...Next day my status was "The D.E.N.N.I.S. method has been successful!" Got all the props from my boys, she saw it and texted me "WTF DOES THAT MEAN?"

Deleted her, never spoke to her again. :smokin

Back to the virgin...She has had her ex tell her he loved her...She has given dome though. Been on 2 dates so far, taking her to the Angels game tomorrow, dinner before, tailgating as well.
OMG and you live in Cali.  Everyone knows how easy cali tramps are.  Dogg you better stop simping and feed that b****some wine coolers and get it crackin


dat date rape life.
 
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OMG and you live in Cali.  Everyone knows how easy cali tramps are.  Dogg you better stop simping and feed that b****some wine coolers and get it crackin

That's the thing, she isn't a tramp...Usually by now (wk) I'd be getting dome at least...Like I said she's all christian and what not, never been in this situation.
 
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