TAY: thread about yambs...

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Bingo.

Back to the matter of yambs.

Went out this weekend with my frat brothers for our founders' day. Harlots to go around. Got a few numbers, but I was looking to pull a one nighter... To no avail. The next morning, this one hits me up, but I didn't respond. For one, I don't want to go through the motions of having to establish a new cut buddy. Two, I didn't remember what she looked like. She goes to a school a few minutes away from mines, so I'll never have to run into her on campus.

My thought is to hit her up and put it all out there. Like... Literally saying

"What's up? this is a blinkin, the guy from Saturday night... You dtf?"

"If yes, please send a picture of yourself"

Because let's face it, I couldn't care less and I have nothing to lose.
 
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But these "new women" (as I call em) be acting like they're too good to use FB chat anymore. I've heard multiple chicks say "ughh, I never respond to my FB chat, that's so played out"...yet make 3 statuses a day about how they can't find nobody >D

facebook / twitter is not best used for random yambs... it's for yambs you kinda know but like not really. Ya'll met briefly at a party, bump into each other a couple times at a happy hour, etc.
 
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But these "new women" (as I call em) be acting like they're too good to use FB chat anymore. I've heard multiple chicks say "ughh, I never respond to my FB chat, that's so played out"...yet make 3 statuses a day about how they can't find nobody >D

facebook / twitter is not best used for random yambs... it's for yambs you kinda know but like not really. Ya'll met briefly at a party, bump into each other a couple times at a happy hour, etc.

Pretty much. It is possible to bag younger chicks (like under 21) off of there though, since face to face interaction, phone calls, and even basic texting is like hieroglyphics to them.
 
I don't see the point in putting all this work in just so we can **** chicks...i'm just gonna be straight foward and honest with these chicks, and do me.

I understand what you guys are saying with this thread, pretty much be confident and everything else will fall into place.

i think im pretty much done with this thread.
 
fellow long hair / hair dont care alumni in dis bish...

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to the resident yambs.... how do yall women look at haircuts?

and to the fellas? what compliments / descriptions have you heard women say about hair...

usually the only ones that want dreads or the ratchets.... but i hear a lot of women like clean long dreads.
 
fellow long hair / hair dont care alumni in dis bish...
:pimp: :pimp:
to the resident yambs.... how do yall women look at haircuts?
and to the fellas? what compliments / descriptions have you heard women say about hair...
usually the only ones that want dreads or the ratchets.... but i hear a lot of women like clean long dreads.


Dey lub a yella ninja wit da taper fade on the sidez n da bakk
 
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fellow long hair / hair dont care alumni in dis bish...
:pimp: :pimp:
to the resident yambs.... how do yall women look at haircuts?
and to the fellas? what compliments / descriptions have you heard women say about hair...
usually the only ones that want dreads or the ratchets.... but i hear a lot of women like clean long dreads.

For me it's always, "I don't like dreads usually, but yours are different. I like yours."

If I find out a girl has some type of weird dread fetish (a lot around where I'm at) then I don't mess with them. Also, if I hear a girl say she likes Wayne, Waka, any dude like that with dreads....don't mess with them. Especially when I was in school and the white girls. Nothing more annoying than that fake living out your fantasy through me ish. Definitely a turn-off

The ones that tell me they hate dreads. I'm always ready to step up to that challenge, I thrive off that lol.
 
fellow long hair / hair dont care alumni in dis bish...
:pimp: :pimp:
to the resident yambs.... how do yall women look at haircuts?
and to the fellas? what compliments / descriptions have you heard women say about hair...
usually the only ones that want dreads or the ratchets.... but i hear a lot of women like clean long dreads.

For me it's always, "I don't like dreads usually, but yours are different. I like yours."

If I find out a girl has some type of weird dread fetish (a lot around where I'm at) then I don't mess with them. Also, if I hear a girl say she likes Wayne, Waka, any dude like that with dreads....don't mess with them. Especially when I was in school and the white girls. Nothing more annoying than that fake living out your fantasy through me ish. Definitely a turn-off
The ones that tell me they hate dreads. I'm always ready to step up to that challenge, I thrive off that lol.

This :lol: (not the dreads part, but white chicks who exclusively date black dudes). I avoid those chicks like the plague, especially the small town ones.

Pretty much. It is possible to bag younger chicks (like under 21) off of there though, since face to face interaction, phone calls, and even basic texting is like hieroglyphics to them.

[COLOR=#red]:rofl: :rofl: . So true my dude. What up PEEP!!![/COLOR]

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With these thinning *** edges, grown man dreads would look dope. Can't eem mess with that inbetween though.
 
[COLOR=#red]At least I know my limits...dreads is cool on some dudes, but I'd look ****ed up with them.

True story though...went on a blind date from Craigslist...she was alright, but I told her I hated garlic and this broad orders GARLIC freaking fries!!! I refused to pay for her meal and drink so then she told me she wasn't feelin my "crooked a** hairline a**". That s**t had me shook....SOON as I got home I did a thorough exam of the hairline...even put a piece of paper up to it to see if it was crooked...Sure enough that knock-kneed chick was not lying, my joint looked like a 90 yr old drunk, with shaky hand syndrome edged me up. How did I miss that? I don't know actually, but ever since then I do the ole paper test.

I think it's actually good to get dissed by a chick every once in awhile...it keeps you sharp and makes sure you don't start getting too cocky.[/COLOR]
 
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[COLOR=#red]At least I know my limits...dreads is cool on some dudes, but I'd look ****ed up with them.
True story though...went on a blind date from Craigslist...she was alright, but I told her I hated garlic and this broad orders GARLIC freaking fries!!! I refused to pay for her meal and drink so then she told me she wasn't feelin my "crooked a** hairline a**". That s**t had me shook....SOON as I got home I did a thorough exam of the hairline...even put a piece of paper up to it to see if it was crooked...Sure enough that knock-kneed chick was not lying, my joint looked like a 90 yr old drunk, with shaky hand syndrome edged me up. How did I miss that? I don't know actually, but ever since then I do the ole paper test.
I think it's actually good to get dissed by a chick every once in awhile...it keeps you sharp and makes sure you don't start getting too cocky.[/COLOR]

*Goes to check hairline.*

...aight I'm good
 
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