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post #61 of 17920

Quick true story

 

playing truth or dare

 

my friend dares this girl to go in the back room with me for 5 mins

 

gets head, and smucks later

post #62 of 17920

my friend the perv/predator was working on a 19 year old virgin and finally broke through. literally and figuratively. 

 

virgins seem like a lot of trouble tho.. in my friends case he's sucking the box and spending a lot of time convincing her he's really into her when he's really just using her for sex.. but at the same time he's taking her on dates and texting 24-7... and she hasn't even kissed his wiener yet. 

 

he says she claims its because its "weird' and she's "never done it"... i told him that its because he's probably a smegmatician and he got some vile curds cooking on his bell-end. then he got real self conscious and texted her and asked if his meat rocket stank and she said "No"

 

so i told this idiot to dip his dangler in some nutella and to let her go to town. he still hasnt tried it so as far as im concerned he's still eating the box and wining and dining this bird without getting brains

post #63 of 17920
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Originally Posted by onthe23rd View Post

my friend wanted to chill with this girl he's feeling so we all go out and that girl brings a friend...(we met before)

she's feeling me, she told me if she didn't have a bf she would get with me..

she doesn't mind holding my hand, or me holding her.. and all that stuff...

she came over to my house since she needed help with hw and we end up just chilling and grabbing a milkshake..

today we text for a  bit and she called me babe by "mistake" and tells me she misses me..

should i drop this chick? she has a bf and i feel that i should stop talking to her.. but part of me likes her too


i think i know what i have to do.. but to want to hear from other people here... any input is appreciated NT 
I think your more worried about her man then she is. That dude has nothin to do with you b. Just continue on with chick as you would with any other. Sounds like at this point your at least gonna get the yambz soon. If she drops her bf then you can hold her hand if that what you wanna do.
post #64 of 17920
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Originally Posted by iamyourfather View Post

my friend the perv/predator was working on a 19 year old virgin and finally broke through. literally and figuratively. 

virgins seem like a lot of trouble tho.. in my friends case he's sucking the box and spending a lot of time convincing her he's really into her when he's really just using her for sex.. but at the same time he's taking her on dates and texting 24-7... and she hasn't even kissed his wiener yet. 

he says she claims its because its "weird' and she's "never done it"... i told him that its because he's probably a smegmatician and he got some vile curds cooking on his bell-end. then he got real self conscious and texted her and asked if his meat rocket stank and she said "No"

so i told this idiot to dip his dangler in some nutella and to let her go to town. he still hasnt tried it so as far as im concerned he's still eating the box and wining and dining this bird without getting brains
how old are you? or are you just trolling?
post #65 of 17920

Diversify your yambs, sirs..

 

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post #66 of 17920
post #67 of 17920
Thread Starter 
Haven't really had "girl problems " in awhile ...

Too busy grinding with school and work...

I think its a given that MOY (money over yambs) is the mind frame to have...

But I fear of looking up at 30, finished with school and clocking dough in my career ...

And not eem knowing how to spit. laugh.gif

And the pickings being very slim

If you don't use it, you lose it is the old saying
post #68 of 17920
Quote:
my friend the perv/predator was working on a 19 year old virgin and finally broke through. literally and figuratively.

virgins seem like a lot of trouble tho.. in my friends case he's sucking the box and spending a lot of time convincing her he's really into her when he's really just using her for sex.. but at the same time he's taking her on dates and texting 24-7... and she hasn't even kissed his wiener yet.

he says she claims its because its "weird' and she's "never done it"... i told him that its because he's probably a smegmatician and he got some vile curds cooking on his bell-end. then he got real self conscious and texted her and asked if his meat rocket stank and she said "No"

so i told this idiot to dip his dangler in some nutella and to let her go to town. he still hasnt tried it so as far as im concerned he's still eating the box and wining and dining this bird without getting brains

I lol'ed.

Thread has all kinds of potential...
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post #69 of 17920
foambs get the yambs famb
post #70 of 17920
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post #71 of 17920
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Originally Posted by jm9312 View Post

1. She's probably lying. 2. If she is telling the truth, just play the role. Take her on dates, hold her hand ,PDA etc etc. Thne after a month or so tell her no one has ever made you feel the way she makes you feel blah blah. Tell her you love her. Then you will be presented the key to Yamb City.

stop it G...
post #72 of 17920
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Originally Posted by iamyourfather View Post

my friend the perv/predator was working on a 19 year old virgin and finally broke through. literally and figuratively. 

 

virgins seem like a lot of trouble tho.. in my friends case he's sucking the box and spending a lot of time convincing her he's really into her when he's really just using her for sex.. but at the same time he's taking her on dates and texting 24-7... and she hasn't even kissed his wiener yet. 

 

he says she claims its because its "weird' and she's "never done it"... i told him that its because he's probably a smegmatician and he got some vile curds cooking on his bell-end. then he got real self conscious and texted her and asked if his meat rocket stank and she said "No"

 

so i told this idiot to dip his dangler in some nutella and to let her go to town. he still hasnt tried it so as far as im concerned he's still eating the box and wining and dining this bird without getting brains

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post #73 of 17920

what i do hate about these skallywags is the ones that say "i dont give brains". what kinda ish is that. i hate having to go thru that hassle of convincing em. .but then again im lazy. how do yall deal with them?

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post #74 of 17920
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Originally Posted by RELLI45 View Post

OMG and you live in Cali.  Everyone knows how easy cali tramps are.  Dogg you better stop simping and feed that b****some wine coolers and get it crackin

I hear some virgins have been known to give up some butthole if you don't mind getting a little dookie on your tip


i had a JO bunny while in school in Cali, she had a man. when we first met she said everything was fair game except the pus. man, i use to dig shorty crapshooter and mouth out like clockwork. meanwhile she was telling her man back home shes not ready for sex yet.


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foambs get the yambs famb


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post #76 of 17920
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Originally Posted by IMAJERK View Post

what i do hate about these skallywags is the ones that say "i dont give brains". what kinda ish is that. i hate having to go thru that hassle of convincing em. .but then again im lazy. how do yall deal with them?


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post #77 of 17920
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Originally Posted by IMAJERK View Post

what i do hate about these skallywags is the ones that say "i dont give brains". what kinda ish is that. i hate having to go thru that hassle of convincing em. .but then again im lazy. how do yall deal with them?
Let them hold it in their hands, so they know it dont bite, then tell them to just kiss it 1st, then put their tongue on it, then it will progress from there. If that dont work then bring out some whipped cream
post #78 of 17920
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Originally Posted by ricky409 View Post

Haven't really had "girl problems " in awhile ...

Too busy grinding with school and work...

I think its a given that MOY (money over yambs) is the mind frame to have...

But I fear of looking up at 30, finished with school and clocking dough in my career ...

And not eem knowing how to spit. laugh.gif

And the pickings being very slim

If you don't use it, you lose it is the old saying

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post #79 of 17920
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peep the sig, doe...

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Strong text to photo ratio in this thread.
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post #81 of 17920
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Strong text to photo ratio in this thread.

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post #82 of 17920
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by JPEG View Post

Strong text to photo ratio in this thread.
got you famb...

here's the young'n i was talking about...



19... runs track in college... out here from California on her own...

body is mean.gif ... like... straight outta the Black Woman Appreciation thread type body...

if yall ever dealt with a black track runner... yall know what i'm talking about.
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post #83 of 17920
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Strong text to photo ratio in this thread.
got you famb...

here's the young'n i was talking about...



19... runs track in college... out here from California on her own...

body is mean.gif ... like... straight outta the Black Woman Appreciation thread type body...

if yall ever dealt with a black track runner... yall know what i'm talking about.

Those tats would bother me. No thanks.
post #84 of 17920
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post #85 of 17920
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I was actually thinking the opposite laugh.giflaugh.gif
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post #86 of 17920
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by firmePORvida View Post

Those tats would bother me. No thanks.
i'm not a fan of tats either...

she used to have a gang of piercings... like the ones below the lip, right on the doves, ears, tongue, lip... allat...

i've actually talked her into taking all that out...

everything i do, she says... she likes me a hell of a lot more than i like her...
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*kanye shrug* she's cool in my book. definitely not a dime looks wise, but she aint bad either...

that body and personality makes up for it.
post #87 of 17920
guise, guise!
saw a cute girl today while i was walking home
cute like the cute girls appreciation thread cute
and she looked at me in the face & then quickly looked down the ground while we walked pass each other
i think she wanted me, i really think she was diggin' ya boy
i plan on waiting at the same spot tomorrow to approach her since shes dtf
how should i go about wooing her?
post #88 of 17920
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by memphissfinest View Post

meant to tell you... took your advice on the POF...

got some yambs, but felt weird as hell when it was done...

didnt evenknow her name. mean.gif

POF is a powerful tool... but i'm think i'm going to bow out of it...
post #89 of 17920
NTers always beating for pictures, then pictures get posted and they find ANYTHING to criticize, sharp elbows, eyes too far apart, etc.

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post #90 of 17920
Bruh why are you even in here? You're mister faithful to your Mrs. so why enter thread about yambs?
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