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9/19/12 at 1:33am

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my friend the perv/predator was working on a 19 year old virgin and finally broke through. literally and figuratively.

virgins seem like a lot of trouble tho.. in my friends case he's sucking the box and spending a lot of time convincing her he's really into her when he's really just using her for sex.. but at the same time he's taking her on dates and texting 24-7... and she hasn't even kissed his wiener yet.

he says she claims its because its "weird' and she's "never done it"... i told him that its because he's probably a smegmatician and he got some vile curds cooking on his bell-end. then he got real self conscious and texted her and asked if his meat rocket stank and she said "No"

so i told this idiot to dip his dangler in some nutella and to let her go to town. he still hasnt tried it so as far as im concerned he's still eating the box and wining and dining this bird without getting brains

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9/19/12 at 2:21am

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Originally Posted by onthe23rd

my friend wanted to chill with this girl he's feeling so we all go out and that girl brings a friend...(we met before)

she's feeling me, she told me if she didn't have a bf she would get with me..

she doesn't mind holding my hand, or me holding her.. and all that stuff...

she came over to my house since she needed help with hw and we end up just chilling and grabbing a milkshake..

today we text for a bit and she called me babe by "mistake" and tells me she misses me..

should i drop this chick? she has a bf and i feel that i should stop talking to her.. but part of me likes her too

i think i know what i have to do.. but to want to hear from other people here... any input is appreciated NT

I think your more worried about her man then she is. That dude has nothin to do with you b. Just continue on with chick as you would with any other. Sounds like at this point your at least gonna get the yambz soon. If she drops her bf then you can hold her hand if that what you wanna do.

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9/19/12 at 2:24am

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Originally Posted by iamyourfather

my friend the perv/predator was working on a 19 year old virgin and finally broke through. literally and figuratively.

virgins seem like a lot of trouble tho.. in my friends case he's sucking the box and spending a lot of time convincing her he's really into her when he's really just using her for sex.. but at the same time he's taking her on dates and texting 24-7... and she hasn't even kissed his wiener yet.

he says she claims its because its "weird' and she's "never done it"... i told him that its because he's probably a smegmatician and he got some vile curds cooking on his bell-end. then he got real self conscious and texted her and asked if his meat rocket stank and she said "No"

so i told this idiot to dip his dangler in some nutella and to let her go to town. he still hasnt tried it so as far as im concerned he's still eating the box and wining and dining this bird without getting brains

how old are you? or are you just trolling?

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9/19/12 at 2:27am

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Diversify your yambs, sirs..

My last slays:

Trini

Guyanese

American

Persian

Norweigan

Irish

French

Hungarian

French

and I haven't gotten any since May.

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9/19/12 at 6:56am

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Haven't really had "girl problems " in awhile ...

Too busy grinding with school and work...

I think its a given that MOY (money over yambs) is the mind frame to have...

But I fear of looking up at 30, finished with school and clocking dough in my career ...

And not eem knowing how to spit.

And the pickings being very slim

If you don't use it, you lose it is the old saying

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9/19/12 at 6:56am

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my friend the perv/predator was working on a 19 year old virgin and finally broke through. literally and figuratively.

virgins seem like a lot of trouble tho.. in my friends case he's sucking the box and spending a lot of time convincing her he's really into her when he's really just using her for sex.. but at the same time he's taking her on dates and texting 24-7... and she hasn't even kissed his wiener yet.

he says she claims its because its "weird' and she's "never done it"... i told him that its because he's probably a smegmatician and he got some vile curds cooking on his bell-end. then he got real self conscious and texted her and asked if his meat rocket stank and she said "No"

so i told this idiot to dip his dangler in some nutella and to let her go to town. he still hasnt tried it so as far as im concerned he's still eating the box and wining and dining this bird without getting brains

I lol'ed.

Thread has all kinds of potential...

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9/19/12 at 6:58am

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foambs get the yambs famb

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9/19/12 at 8:52am

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9/19/12 at 8:54am

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Originally Posted by jm9312

1. She's probably lying. 2. If she is telling the truth, just play the role. Take her on dates, hold her hand ,PDA etc etc. Thne after a month or so tell her no one has ever made you feel the way she makes you feel blah blah. Tell her you love her. Then you will be presented the key to Yamb City.

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9/19/12 at 9:00am

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Originally Posted by iamyourfather

my friend the perv/predator was working on a 19 year old virgin and finally broke through. literally and figuratively.

virgins seem like a lot of trouble tho.. in my friends case he's sucking the box and spending a lot of time convincing her he's really into her when he's really just using her for sex.. but at the same time he's taking her on dates and texting 24-7... and she hasn't even kissed his wiener yet.

he says she claims its because its "weird' and she's "never done it"... i told him that its because he's probably a smegmatician and he got some vile curds cooking on his bell-end. then he got real self conscious and texted her and asked if his meat rocket stank and she said "No"

so i told this idiot to dip his dangler in some nutella and to let her go to town. he still hasnt tried it so as far as im concerned he's still eating the box and wining and dining this bird without getting brains

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what i do hate about these skallywags is the ones that say "i dont give brains". what kinda ish is that. i hate having to go thru that hassle of convincing em. .but then again im lazy. how do yall deal with them?

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9/19/12 at 9:07am

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Originally Posted by RELLI45

OMG and you live in Cali. Everyone knows how easy cali tramps are. Dogg you better stop simping and feed that b****some wine coolers and get it crackin

I hear some virgins have been known to give up some butthole if you don't mind getting a little dookie on your tip

i had a JO bunny while in school in Cali, she had a man. when we first met she said everything was fair game except the pus. man, i use to dig shorty crapshooter and mouth out like clockwork. meanwhile she was telling her man back home shes not ready for sex yet.

good times

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foambs get the yambs famb

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what i do hate about these skallywags is the ones that say "i dont give brains". what kinda ish is that. i hate having to go thru that hassle of convincing em. .but then again im lazy. how do yall deal with them?

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9/19/12 at 9:50am

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Originally Posted by IMAJERK

what i do hate about these skallywags is the ones that say "i dont give brains". what kinda ish is that. i hate having to go thru that hassle of convincing em. .but then again im lazy. how do yall deal with them?

Let them hold it in their hands, so they know it dont bite, then tell them to just kiss it 1st, then put their tongue on it, then it will progress from there. If that dont work then bring out some whipped cream

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9/19/12 at 9:52am

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Originally Posted by ricky409

Haven't really had "girl problems " in awhile ...

Too busy grinding with school and work...

I think its a given that MOY (money over yambs) is the mind frame to have...

But I fear of looking up at 30, finished with school and clocking dough in my career ...

And not eem knowing how to spit.

And the pickings being very slim

If you don't use it, you lose it is the old saying

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9/19/12 at 10:01am

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peep the sig, doe...

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9/19/12 at 10:09am

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Strong text to photo ratio in this thread.

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9/19/12 at 10:15am

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Originally Posted by JPEG

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got you famb...

here's the young'n i was talking about...

19... runs track in college... out here from California on her own...

body is

... like... straight outta the Black Woman Appreciation thread type body...

if yall ever dealt with a black track runner... yall know what i'm talking about.
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Originally Posted by JPEG

Strong text to photo ratio in this thread.

got you famb...

here's the young'n i was talking about...

19... runs track in college... out here from California on her own...

body is

... like... straight outta the Black Woman Appreciation thread type body...

if yall ever dealt with a black track runner... yall know what i'm talking about.

Those tats would bother me. No thanks.

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I was actually thinking the opposite

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9/19/12 at 10:27am

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Originally Posted by firmePORvida

Those tats would bother me. No thanks.

i'm not a fan of tats either...

she used to have a gang of piercings... like the ones below the lip, right on the doves, ears, tongue, lip... allat...

i've actually talked her into taking all that out...

everything i do, she says... she likes me a hell of a lot more than i like her...

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*kanye shrug* she's cool in my book. definitely not a dime looks wise, but she aint bad either...

that body and personality makes up for it.

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guise, guise!
saw a cute girl today while i was walking home
cute like the cute girls appreciation thread cute
and she looked at me in the face & then quickly looked down the ground while we walked pass each other
i think she wanted me, i really think she was diggin' ya boy
i plan on waiting at the same spot tomorrow to approach her since shes dtf
how should i go about wooing her?

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Originally Posted by memphissfinest

meant to tell you... took your advice on the POF...

got some yambs, but felt weird as hell when it was done...

didnt evenknow her name.

POF is a powerful tool... but i'm think i'm going to bow out of it...

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Those tats look like mickey mouse hands holding a leaf

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9/19/12 at 10:32am

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Originally Posted by whyhellothere

guise, guise!
saw a cute girl today while i was walking home
cute like the cute girls appreciation thread cute
and she looked at me in the face & then quickly looked down the ground while we walked pass each other
i think she wanted me, i really think she was diggin' ya boy
i plan on waiting at the same spot tomorrow to approach her since shes dtf
how should i go about wooing her?

As you walk by her just be like, "why hello there

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