runningfishy
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Not sure if this has been done yet, but wanted to use this as a place to vent, or hang out if you're having a 'slow' day at the office.
I don't know if I've shared this before, but we have a men's only bathroom near our cubicles. Anyhow, one time I went in and took a dump, and it was bad because it was a Monday. I had the beer farts, the sushi, and it splattered the toilet really bad. As I was crapping, I heard the door swung open and multiple foot steps came in. I then heard a serires of dialogue engage and it was an 'extended' conversation. I was stuck there, thinking why these two foolios wanted to smell the dodo air and talk in the bathroom. More so, I was stuck in crouching tiger mode and couldn't wipe my butt w/o disclosing movement behind those door creases !!! lolz
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There's also this dude that sits nears me and constantly makes these gagging type of noises. It's like his method of clearing his throat, but it's freaking irritating and feels like he needs help. I silent LOL when he does that.
I don't know if I've shared this before, but we have a men's only bathroom near our cubicles. Anyhow, one time I went in and took a dump, and it was bad because it was a Monday. I had the beer farts, the sushi, and it splattered the toilet really bad. As I was crapping, I heard the door swung open and multiple foot steps came in. I then heard a serires of dialogue engage and it was an 'extended' conversation. I was stuck there, thinking why these two foolios wanted to smell the dodo air and talk in the bathroom. More so, I was stuck in crouching tiger mode and couldn't wipe my butt w/o disclosing movement behind those door creases !!! lolz
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There's also this dude that sits nears me and constantly makes these gagging type of noises. It's like his method of clearing his throat, but it's freaking irritating and feels like he needs help. I silent LOL when he does that.