Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=74900596

for all my over 40 dmv peoples!

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Probably the closest I would ever get to dating Aaliyah :\ . If you're in Boston you have my blessing.



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I'm 29 and most of the matches I get are 18-21 year olds. Now I'm in the mall walking by Forever 21 like :nerd: .


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Lol. Where in boston are you?

When I make my account it's gonna weird in public. Especially if u see a girl who doesn't reply back anymore.....


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I'm not the type to take pics when going out. But I'm gonna do it for tinder next weekend.
 
Had one of me changing a tire and another drunk as hell holding an XL bottle of goose in a batting stance.
They usually reply with questions regarding your pics..
Gotta use that NT Witt :smokin
 
I don't take enough pictures for this man
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But no seriously I don't..
i dont either

i go out alot but im not the one to take my phone out and start taking pics

i just have 4 solid ones...all selfie looking and i have no problem getting responses
 
I need to line this up. Got a response, now time to get the digi's. She's bad as F.

My prospects from earlier this week haven't panned out :smh:
 
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That moment when you realize the new chick at work is one of the ones you sent that wack head line to.... :smh:
 
So I hop back on Tinder and get this chick number. First text she sends me is whats my height
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.....I'm like *****......so I send her I'm 5'5. She waits awhile then tells me text saying she is taller than me and if I am cool with it. In my head I am like yes!!!! a 5'10 chick
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. Send the text back saying Im messing with you im 6'0 then she says O I could tell by your main picture that at least 5'10. Come to find out she is only 5'6
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Chicks be analyzing these profiles
 
 
So I hop back on Tinder and get this chick number. First text she sends me is whats my height
ohwell.gif
.....I'm like *****......so I send her I'm 5'5. She waits awhile then tells me text saying she is taller than me and if I am cool with it. In my head I am like yes!!!! a 5'10 chick
devil.gif
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. Send the text back saying Im messing with you im 6'0 then she says O I could tell by your main picture that at least 5'10. Come to find out she is only 5'6
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Chicks be analyzing these profiles
One girl asked me my height on Tinder, I told her 5'8 and the bish just unmatched me, just like that smh...These females want dudes of NBA proportion :/ 
 
Welp. I just F'd a fatty. Whatever. 

P.S. One of the chicks I posted a pic of a couple pages ago blocked me for no damn reason. Some lurker might have snitched on me :smh:  Herbs. 

Hit you with the angles. Lol
 
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Hit you with the angles. Lol
Lol you got me right as I was editing that post! Yeah man for sure. Shorty was BIG. I had already driven the 10 miles over there though so best believe I was gonna get a nut. I actually like big girls too so I was all about it. 
 
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One girl asked me my height on Tinder, I told her 5'8 and the bish just unmatched me, just like that smh...These females want dudes of NBA proportion :/ 
Funny thing about that is this chick is saying NBA and NFL dudes be talking with her on Tinder. Inviting her to games
 
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