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Yea homeboy didn't stand a chance of gettin in them guts once he couldn't demonstrate his manliness. Shoulda just kept cool and made up some excuse like you just had back surgery. No girl would look down on a man with a disability. Might have even gotten the sympathy yambs after his boy changed the tire
 
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I dont know chicks these days would say homie needed to man up and change that tire back surgery or not
 
That's just tragic man, I had never changed a tire in my life until November, yet it went smoothly since I had watched my dad do it multiple times for years :lol:
 
damn brahs got this philipinas number and found out shes from the phillipines and working as a caregiver

she dont eem have her license

her english aint that good

idk if its a trap or not
 
Oh and there is one story I forgot (or I think I blocked it from my memory). This story is a story for shorty to tell her friends about me, I was the date from hell :frown:

Flat tire girl
Met on: Tinder
Race: Dominican 

We met for drinks at Fridays, the date went great and when we finished up at Friday's she wanted to chill more, we started making out, etc in the parking lot..So I say lets go to the crib, but she's like nah, she doesn't want to do that on the first date..So I'm like aiight lets go to this little bar close by me (I figured I was 1 and a half more drinks away from getting her to come to the crib) so she gets in her car, and I get a call from her, she says her tire is flat..So I'm like ok, I'll come check it out...But I remember, one problem...I haven't changed a tire since high school (11 years ago) and don't remember how to!!!!!!! so I confidently, (yet scared as hell) walks to her trunk, take out the jack, and the wrench thingy...So I start looking at them, praying to god I miraculously remember..So she is looking at me struggle with the jack and wrench and asks me if I know how to do it, I'm like yeaa, chill..This is a new jack, I've never seen it before...She says lol "It's a standard jack" (so Im thinking in my head B**** you change it then!) So after 10 minutes of me struggling and fiddling with the tools she calls her sister and say's "Can you tell Tony (her sis husband) to come change my tire, I'm with this dude and he doesn't know what he is doing" OUCH, total blow to my life..So I say chill, nah don't tell him to come (I'm thinking, how am I going to face this dude when he comes to change the tire) So I call my homeboy about 9 times in a row (it's like 2 AM) He finally answers and comes to change the tire for me, effortlessly...She thanks him, he looks at me and shakes his head with a stone face...She looks at me and say thanks..........bye.....I call her the next day, no answer, I call her the day after, no answer...Yea that was a wrap 

Yep should had blame it on your back but then again if you Tell her that she might not think you can smash right

How the heck you don't know how to change a tire. Lol my 17 year old sister can change tires. Last time I got a flat she did it for me
 
I don't understand how someone who has changed a tire before can't remember how to do it.  If you've done it once you've done it 100 times 
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YOOOOOO I got no clue on what to do right now....I came across a nice looking females profile who is a MUSIC PRODUCER just like I am. I tried to message her and it wouldn't let me saying "Some profile attributes" I have that prevents me from messenging her SMH!!? Any ideas guys?
 
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YOOOOOO I got no clue on what to do right now....I came across a nice looking females profile who is a MUSIC PRODUCER just like I am. I tried to message her and it wouldn't let me saying "Some profile attributes" I have that prevents me from messenging her SMH!!? Any ideas guys?


..Change your headline to a personal message for her and hope she sees it..??
 
YOOOOOO I got no clue on what to do right now....I came across a nice looking females profile who is a MUSIC PRODUCER just like I am. I tried to message her and it wouldn't let me saying "Some profile attributes" I have that prevents me from messenging her SMH!!? Any ideas guys?

scroll to the bottom of her page, she probably has an age restriction or something on who can contact her.
 
 
some girls look gross, but some be sexy af

sn: i know this is a little too sketch for some of yall but i hit up craigslist women seeking women ads, if youre an attractive male, you can actually come up on some attractive lezzies, i got a couple light skin chicks who claim to not be interested in men on my line right now, tryna set up a threeway or a orgy with 4 girls and me
damn what city u be searching on ? wats the opening line homie lol
Metro Detroit and I just hit em up with a selfie and ask them they're name, already got two over the weekend
 
 
some girls look gross, but some be sexy af

sn: i know this is a little too sketch for some of yall but i hit up craigslist women seeking women ads, if youre an attractive male, you can actually come up on some attractive lezzies, i got a couple light skin chicks who claim to not be interested in men on my line right now, tryna set up a threeway or a orgy with 4 girls and me
damn what city u be searching on ? wats the opening line homie lol
Metro Detroit and I just hit em up with a selfie and ask them they're name, already got two over the weekend


That explains a lot.

Do you play boy.
 
Oh and there is one story I forgot (or I think I blocked it from my memory). This story is a story for shorty to tell her friends about me, I was the date from hell :frown:

Flat tire girl
Met on: Tinder
Race: Dominican 

We met for drinks at Fridays, the date went great and when we finished up at Friday's she wanted to chill more, we started making out, etc in the parking lot..So I say lets go to the crib, but she's like nah, she doesn't want to do that on the first date..So I'm like aiight lets go to this little bar close by me (I figured I was 1 and a half more drinks away from getting her to come to the crib) so she gets in her car, and I get a call from her, she says her tire is flat..So I'm like ok, I'll come check it out...But I remember, one problem...I haven't changed a tire since high school (11 years ago) and don't remember how to!!!!!!! so I confidently, (yet scared as hell) walks to her trunk, take out the jack, and the wrench thingy...So I start looking at them, praying to god I miraculously remember..So she is looking at me struggle with the jack and wrench and asks me if I know how to do it, I'm like yeaa, chill..This is a new jack, I've never seen it before...She says lol "It's a standard jack" (so Im thinking in my head B**** you change it then!) So after 10 minutes of me struggling and fiddling with the tools she calls her sister and say's "Can you tell Tony (her sis husband) to come change my tire, I'm with this dude and he doesn't know what he is doing" OUCH, total blow to my life..So I say chill, nah don't tell him to come (I'm thinking, how am I going to face this dude when he comes to change the tire) So I call my homeboy about 9 times in a row (it's like 2 AM) He finally answers and comes to change the tire for me, effortlessly...She thanks him, he looks at me and shakes his head with a stone face...She looks at me and say thanks..........bye.....I call her the next day, no answer, I call her the day after, no answer...Yea that was a wrap 

Yep should had blame it on your back but then again if you Tell her that she might not think you can smash right

How the heck you don't know how to change a tire. Lol my 17 year old sister can change tires. Last time I got a flat she did it for me

That's cool of her bro. Why didn't you do it?
 
So many birds on pof round my areas. Most of em superficial tho, sent 10 messages out got 1 in return. Shawty said I was too young :frown:
 
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