Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Pre cum solver= take your piece every couple minutes squeeze from bottom to tip and u will see it coming out wipe that ****, place back in vagina. I used to do it every 2-3 minutes. Be careful out here tho fellas, as a team raw hall of famer, its way more dangerous nowadays.

that, or I ask for dome to clean it off.

they find it in their best interest once they see the work I'm putting in.
 
I need to check in here for entertainment value, this page alone is worth it 
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So Tinder introduced a new feature "super like"...

"Here's how it works: if you "Super Like" someone (it's an upward swipe) that person will see that you like them before they make the decision to swipe left (and never talk to you) or right (and begin the rest of your lives together). And because you can only "Super Like" one user per day, your potential soulmate will know it's really real. Paying Tinder Plus users can "Super Like" a match up to five times per day."
 
Cool but seems kind of silly since you could super like someone then another comes 2 minutes later you like better and you have already used your superlike. What happens if you force close the app without responding, will that one still be available for future sessions? When I was on POF and one of the chics I was talking to off Tindr and thought we were serious, made one literally the night of a date we just got back from, and I kept seeing her on there every day I did "meet me"s but didn't want her to know I knew she was on there and maybe felt some type of way about it, every time her picture/profile came up I had to power off my phone or close the browser window to force close, so I wouldn't show up in her "viewed my profile" list or as having rated her, or anything. Her profile is still on here too, probably doesnt use it anymore though since pics haven't been updated and that's been well over a yr. Also could be because she started packing on some LBs after we stopped talking. She took these pics directly for me though at the time (i.e texted me from church like, "hey look at me, my dad is preaching but I'm here thinking about you sending you selfies lol" or whatever the heck, then using them to solicit other mofos. The winky and kissy faces on too because we was back and forthing :rolleyes

Would trade her in for my current in a minute though . I downgraded.
 
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Any time I feel like I'm missing out and wanna jump back into the game, I remember the last 4-5 pages talking about peeling off chlymidia and herpes isn't that bad and am thankful my jersey is in the rafters for now :lol:
 
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So Tinder introduced a new feature "super like"...

"Here's how it works: if you "Super Like" someone (it's an upward swipe) that person will see that you like them before they make the decision to swipe left (and never talk to you) or right (and begin the rest of your lives together). And because you can only "Super Like" one user per day, your potential soulmate will know it's really real. Paying Tinder Plus users can "Super Like" a match up to five times per day."

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everyones different but I'm not paying for a dating site.
 
So Tinder introduced a new feature "super like"...

"Here's how it works: if you "Super Like" someone (it's an upward swipe) that person will see that you like them before they make the decision to swipe left (and never talk to you) or right (and begin the rest of your lives together). And because you can only "Super Like" one user per day, your potential soulmate will know it's really real. Paying Tinder Plus users can "Super Like" a match up to five times per day."
This must be the new generation of gullible ******ed basic soicety, if that sales pitch actually got people to buy a sub for Tinder.

I swear im losing hope for the intelligence of the human race
 
I almost paid for Tinder. You'd pay for yambs right?

That feature sounds dumb but unlimited likes would definitely streamline the process of coitus.

They offered me a 12 month subscription @ 4.50/mo. That's like the price of taking a jawn out to a bistro. A true gentleman invests in the P to someday watch it flourish.
 
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