Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

So I'm meeting with this chick today , I pull up in her neighborhood all calm and s*** then I remember this dude posting about being set up , I just let the car run and park across from the house . I'm always paranoid pulling up to a chick house for the first time anyways
 
Finally came up with the perfect opener that works 8 out of 10 times
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The can I borrow you thread and playbook was a cheat code. It really wasn't fair. Had like a 87% success rate lol.

Freshman year of college, a few chicks said they let me smash solely because of those lines :lol:. This was back when i was lurking too. Still got the "playbook" saved on the old computer. No lie, probably hit at least 20 chicks just soaking up game in that era. The MySpace and Facebook era>>>>>>>>>
 
MySpace was too easy. BP and migente were poppin too. The site was hella janky but cpixel was also money, at least in Cali. I somehow met a gf on there who was educated.
Myspace was dope. Was easy to hit up random chicks without the fear of a chick trying to screenshot your convo. Now people are giddy for likes and all that bs.
 
Back then, the only real form of validation in the form of likes were "comments on pics". And people weren't even that pressed for it. Top 8 however, was another story :lol: :smh:.

There was no such thing as following somebody, and them not following you back. So no real looking down, or that more followers than people I follow complex.

Now, some chicks won't even take you serious if you don't take countless selfies, have 1000 followers and 100 likes on every pic :lol:
 
MySpace was too easy. BP and migente were poppin too. The site was hella janky but cpixel was also money, at least in Cali. I somehow met a gf on there who was educated.
Myspace was dope. Was easy to hit up random chicks without the fear of a chick trying to screenshot your convo. Now people are giddy for likes and all that bs.

My game was so ridiculous, as in silly/immature, back then.

My username was something like hazeleyedscorpio :lol:
 
Majority of these girls now are only online to promote their ig/snapchat or to get "booked"

I love me some MySpace tho. During the college years :pimp:

I use to pick up girls on the ratemyprofessor section on MySpace cause they of course went to the same school as me :lol:
 
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I had a really crappy computer with shoddy internet around that time, so I completely missed that part of MySpace/Black Planet :lol: :lol: everything I knew about it came strictly from one of my older cousins. That had to be 01-04 or something.
 
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We were some savages back then man....and the game was almost TOO easy. If you were an average looking dude from 04-10 who could walk and chew gum and had the Internet....you were flourishing.

Used to pick off incoming freshman on FB who were in the group, and eager as hell to meet guys.
 
We were some savages back then man....and the game was almost TOO easy. If you were an average looking dude from 04-10 who could walk and chew gum and had the Internet....you were flourishing.

Used to pick off incoming freshman on FB who were in the group, and eager as hell to meet guys.
Truth!
 
Back then, the only real form of validation in the form of likes were "comments on pics". And people weren't even that pressed for it. Top 8 however, was another story :lol: :smh:.

There was no such thing as following somebody, and them not following you back. So no real looking down, or that more followers than people I follow complex.

Now, some chicks won't even take you serious if you don't take countless selfies, have 1000 followers and 100 likes on every pic :lol:
This is true. You know many jawns I pulled off of just having my phone lit up. I'm a group chat with a few people so someone is always saying something. Plus other individual texts that come in. So one day I'm at a bar and I pull this chick. I get ready to exchange numbers and I take out my phone and I give it to her and she saw the text icon on the iPhone with the number of texts and shorty got even higher off of that. :smh: She was a great time so no complaints. :lol:
 
hell yea, i dont group chat doe

my **** just stay goin off

was at the movies wit one chick and my **** was on fire, she actually wasnt feelin it at all

******* already think im a player and just want the panties so now i even turn the vibrate off and check it every 15 minutes when im wit a female
 
Majority of these girls now are only online to promote their ig/snapchat or to get "booked"

I love me some MySpace tho. During the college years :pimp:

I use to pick up girls on the ratemyprofessor section on MySpace cause they of course went to the same school as me :lol:
ain't that the truth :smh:
 
My new 5 emoji line is hitting at absurd rates.

Been out with a different girl every night since moving here.

Bishes love emojis.

When I get a number in person, like a chick from the bar...I sometimes tell her to save my name with the eggplant emoji and water dripping. They always laugh, and I usually yeild good results.
 
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