Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

For us guys that use the rapid fire method with different approaches here's a good app named Clips on iOS. Put it on keyboard mode and you can easily paste in pre-written messages [emoji]128526[/emoji]

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Get this ****. I've been having barely any luck with girls responding when trying to send a witty opener or something pertaining to their profile. The past few days I've just been sending "hey there!" And literally have like a 90% response rate now :lol:

After awhile I was only sending "Hey :smile:" and their name, and sometimes not even their name :lol: these chicks would have loads of bs in their profiles about wanting full sentences and to "stand out", but that gets more responses than trying to go all left field and ****.
When I was still doing this ****, pretty much every message was "Hi/Hai", every once in a blue moon would I actually read a profile, let alone find one intriguing enough to send a thought out message.
 
Had thee worst pof date ever :x
Will post info when I wake and sober :smh:

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Now that im sober I dont even want to get into details cause im embarrassed for myself :smh:


Lets just say slim chicks arent always slim. And if she says she lost alot of weight.....RUN
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Now that im sober I dont even want to get into details cause im embarrassed for myself
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Lets just say slim chicks arent always slim. And if she says she lost alot of weight.....RUN
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Naw famb...you knew good and well you were courting a fattie...don't front...
 
My roommate has been doing online dating for 1.5 years. He went from not knowing what he is doing to being a certified expert. He wears the same exact outfit and takes girls to the same few places (rotates locations) and flourishes. I've got stories for days. He found one he really likes now so he has slowed down, but there was a good 3-4 month period recently where he was meeting minimum 4 new girls every week with a 25% success smash rate.

One that is really funny was when he was suppose to meet this latina who he got heavy into "sexting" with before the meeting. All the angles in her photos that he showed me made me tell him "she's fat dude." But he was undecided. He said he met her at the beach and she was a bit heavier than he expected but he was already so horned up it didn't matter. Within 5 minutes they were making out and agreed to go back to his place (before I lived with him).

Fast forward to her taking her clothes off. She takes the shirt off and has something underneath it which he described as a "kevlar vest". He said she took that thing off and fat just started rolling out of it like opening a shaken bottle of carbonated soda. But he still smashed.
 
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I've cooled down considerably.

I was meeting up with a different chick 4 days a week for close to 2 months. It's draining.

Idk what my next move is.
 
Anyone try Bumble? Good lord the amount of good lookin girls in San Diego :smokin

Just downloaded it and been scrolling right nonstop :lol:
 
I guess Ill just tell the story :smh:

So I got a message from her and before I even opened the message I went straight to the profile pics. Initially I dismissed her but then thought I havent had a slim piece since my teens. She had one pic in tights and a jersey and another in tights and t shirt. I judged by the legs and arms that she was on the skinny side so I messeged her back. Forward about a week to last night. We was at the bar drinking and she started showing me pics of the P and a booty shot. From what I saw it looked alright. I remembers feeling on her thigh and thinking its squishy. I expected it to be kind of tough cause her legs are skinny. She told me that she just lost a lot of weight, but It didnt catch on to me
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So after seeing the P pics and booty shot im all horned up and ready to smash. She says If I want to go back to her spot and im like "ok" saves me money from getting a room. So we walk inside and her son is up watching TV :smh: ...He goes, in a stern voice "mom, how much did you have to drink" Im thinking, this isnt anything new and she gets wasted on the regular. I asked to use the bathroom and as im walking upstairs I smell cat :x....and the carpet on the stairs is dirty. As I got up further, there's clothes all over the floor and a bunch of other stuff...Then I go into the bathroom and its a mess. The toilet looked like it hadnt been cleaned in a year. The shower rod was rusted. It was just nasty :x. So nasty I started recording video on my phone :lol: I passed by her bed room and it had clothes and crap everywhere.
I take a leak, go down stairs and tell her lets go get a room, cause there was no way I would stay there.

Now we're at the room and we get straight to it. She took off her shirt, unbuckled her pants, took it off and thats when I noticed :x
Her body was all types of weird. Her limbs were skinny and regular but the mid section was a mess. Loose skin everywhere but that wasnt the issue for me...it was just all discolored and...I donno, **** was gross b. Her booty hole looked like a piece of burnt roast beef. It looked used and abused. There was this white, dry, scaly part at the top of her butt crack :x The P looked alright but things were all messed up around it. She had no booty what so ever. I mean none. Worse the Hank Hill.
I got a couple of strokes in but couldnt continue. I just hopped off and got some top. Even that was horrible.

I never want to experience that again. With how horrible her body was to how nasty her crib is :x The combination made me feel like I smashed a crack head :smh:


Here is an example of how easy it is to get tricked
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