Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

This site never worked for me.
The few good looking chicks never responded to my messages and the rest were cows or I knew them from around town.
Perks of living in a small town
 
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Release that username to the wolves please.
 
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b e w a r e :nerd: :x

anywho okcupid is pretty fun answering the questions & then comparing them to others :pimp:

Liking this "Enemy" thing, makes me feel like listening to Enemy :wow: :smokin
 
any polite way to ask for a face pic? this chick only has a pic of her bewbs & a pic of her in a go kart like 15 feet away. not tryna come off shallow or whatnot, but if she is fugly not sure what I'll do :lol:
 
any polite way to ask for a face pic? this chick only has a pic of her bewbs & a pic of her in a go kart like 15 feet away. not tryna come off shallow or whatnot, but if she is fugly not sure what I'll do :lol:
If she had an attractive face then best believe she would have a bunch of close up pics.
 
any polite way to ask for a face pic? this chick only has a pic of her bewbs & a pic of her in a go kart like 15 feet away. not tryna come off shallow or whatnot, but if she is fugly not sure what I'll do :lol:

Ask her if she has FB and or get the number & text her "send me some pics"
 
pics were okay nothing crazy profile seemed normal then out of the blue 2nd to last bit of info..

"the most private thing im willing to admit: post op"

threw up and have been scarred.

i feel if you do that **** you should be forced to have a visible tattoo on your wrist or something :lol:
 
I just made a pof profile with bs info so I could browse my area. First of all I saw this chick I went to school with thats :x . Then the majority are straight :x :x :x with the very few exceptions of a handful of broads. Im sitting here like View media item 140603
 
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Been using this copy pasta with pretty high success, at least as far as getting numbers. Got 5 yesterday :lol: Don't think I'd actually meat any of the chicks but its fun messing around.

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Xxxxxxx

p.s.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and my CD's back.
 
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