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Those are the type of whales I be talking about b.

Bruh I would feel comfortable as a HB if I knew those two biggumz was defending me on the line.
Those two aren't Whales my man, lol. IMO, they are more attractive than the average woman on POF.
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Just hit up about 30 girls last night with the "can you do me a favor" line, got a response like 20 min later :nerd: waiting for the rest to roll in. Shooting for a 30% success rate.

thats why these whales walk around wit the big head when i step to em for some dome :smh:

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Those may not be whales, but they 100% look like they would have responded to that. And look at what the response was though..."thank you :smile:" LOLOL what a waste of typing (if you actually typed it). you could have easily sent something dry and basic like "you cute" and would have gotten that same basic response from them. Also, being that they read all that and lead to that response, that means they have problems effectively communicating in both real life and online. Their faces probably contorted like Ralph Wiggum being dissed by Lisa Simpson just to come up with that response.
 
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Man Tagged is a WEIRD place...filled with Catfish and chicks who treat it like Myspace uploading 100+ pictures,backgrounds and ****.

I was successful with the one chick I met off there but that place is crazy not as bad as datehookup though :lol: :smh:
 
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please tell me thats a sick joke.

Wonder how many lurkers just used that line 
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Srs. Here's the  convos I started. Females eat that sensitive line up
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 The main point is using that line to get thier attention, then start a convo and get the number after a few msgs.

First woman

Second one
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girl said nice to meet you and ya'll aint even meet.

First girl is just disgusting. Im eating and i almost threw up a little. She looks filthy.

You acting too nice imo. I cant ever do that. But do you. Just my opinion. I dont know much still tryna soak in some info in this thread.
 
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Two things:

1. You haven't closed any of them. All they said was "thanks" and told you their names. If getting a # doesn't mean much nowadays, I'm sure getting their name doesn't even register on the radar.
2. Why would you even want to close? They're disgusting. Of course they'll reply to anyone messaging them.
 
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..My mans said, " I dont mean to be rude but what are you drinking"





But do you i guess..
LMFAO, dude is trying to be the anti-Harlem as hard as possible

i aint even see that tho, lmao "i dont mean to be rude but heres a welcome mat so you can walk all over my simp ***"
 
Trying this one out

I could hit with some clever line about how beautiful you are and how I'm the perfect guy for you but I won't. Don't wanna give you the chance to look at me as the weird looking clever guy that contacted you on a dating site. But I am intrigued by you....there's just something about you that caught my attention....
 
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:smh: Anytime you say " I dont mean to be rude" to a female it has to be followed by the question Dave asks at the 1minute mark
 
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YALL NlGGAS TAKING SIMPING TO ANOTHER LEVEL LOL

It is some corn balls on here lol. Simple but effective is what a pick up line should be. The can u do me a favor I know you find me attractive line has ways worked for me. Used it on myspace. Fb and now pof.
 
It is some corn balls on here lol. Simple but effective is what a pick up line should be. The can u do me a favor I know you find me attractive line has ways worked for me. Used it on myspace. Fb and now pof.

I tried it once and got hit with the "you're cute but way too cocky" line :smh:
 
Picture those convos in real life though. You meet a chick and first thing out your mouth is a simptastic 3 paragraphs before she even gets a word out.
 
Great opener

I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping, fondling each others naughty parts inducing orgasms, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.
Is this something you would be interested in pursuing?
 
Hopefully this last dude is trolling.

Anything that long is copy paste clearly.

I use one sentence openers that comment on something small in their profile
 
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