Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

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Hope y'all got room for one more, brehs...I'm officially back on the hunt wit y'all. :pimp:
 
i met this thiiiiiiiick black chick smashed first night in her car. she was like i don't go down unless i'm its my bf blah blah bs. next time went out with her i paid for a room to smash 2 more times. still no head!. the sex was real good but no head. so i go see her at her fams house and smash again in her hot tub still no head it was freezing outside hard as hell to get it up in the first place. so then last night i hit her up ask her to the drive in. we drive in to the movie, shes already ready to go "get it in" in her car little mini cooper. she supppper thick and i'm 6'3 in a mini thats a no go. go back to my house. smash, i smashed a different girl twice friday (that was bomb plus head) so i smash thickems and i blasted off so quick.. she wanted to go ROUNDS i got so drained the night before i knew i couldn't up again right then or anytime soon... she was like get it up. she didn't to anything didn't kiss me play with her self, didn't rub the melons, stroke me NOTHING!!!!!! she just laid there and said "get it up" 

it was then i felt like a sex toy, and used kind of like a ****. she did get off twice in the 7 minutes we got it in. 

can anybody relate?
 
YesitsthatDude said:
i met this thiiiiiiiick black chick smashed first night in her car. she was like i don't go down unless i'm its my bf blah blah bs. next time went out with her i paid for a room to smash 2 more times. still no head!. the sex was real good but no head. so i go see her at her fams house and smash again in her hot tub still no head it was freezing outside hard as hell to get it up in the first place. so then last night i hit her up ask her to the drive in. we drive in to the movie, shes already ready to go "get it in" in her car little mini cooper. she supppper thick and i'm 6'3 in a mini thats a no go. go back to my house. smash, i smashed a different girl twice friday (that was bomb plus head) so i smash thickems and i blasted off so quick.. she wanted to go ROUNDS i got so drained the night before i knew i couldn't up again right then or anytime soon... she was like get it up. she didn't to anything didn't kiss me play with her self, didn't rub the melons, stroke me NOTHING!!!!!! she just laid there and said "get it up" 

it was then i felt like a sex toy, and used kind of like a ****. she did get off twice in the 7 minutes we got it in. 

can anybody relate?
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Humble brag
 
Chopper said:
solefood229 said:
I got hit with a severe case of the angles last night :smh:
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Bruh. I went on a date with this (what I thought was a cougar) a couple years ago and shorty was OBESE! Out of all of my POF dates, this was the only chick who angled me.

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Edit - On another note, that age restriction limit really pisses me off. I used to clean up with some MILFs/GILFs. >:  
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Damn how bad was she? I'm thinking I still might off the strength of that face.
 
YesitsthatDude said:
 
i met this thiiiiiiiick black chick smashed first night in her car. she was like i don't go down unless i'm its my bf blah blah bs. next time went out with her i paid for a room to smash 2 more times. still no head!. the sex was real good but no head. so i go see her at her fams house and smash again in her hot tub still no head it was freezing outside hard as hell to get it up in the first place. so then last night i hit her up ask her to the drive in. we drive in to the movie, shes already ready to go "get it in" in her car little mini cooper. she supppper thick and i'm 6'3 in a mini thats a no go. go back to my house. smash, i smashed a different girl twice friday (that was bomb plus head) so i smash thickems and i blasted off so quick.. she wanted to go ROUNDS i got so drained the night before i knew i couldn't up again right then or anytime soon... she was like get it up. she didn't to anything didn't kiss me play with her self, didn't rub the melons, stroke me NOTHING!!!!!! she just laid there and said "get it up" 

it was then i felt like a sex toy, and used kind of like a ****. she did get off twice in the 7 minutes we got it in. 

can anybody relate?
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Mark Antony said:
Damn how bad was she? I'm thinking I still might off the strength of that face.
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She was BIG homie. BIG. To keep it real though, I still made out with her and tried to smash! 
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 She wasn't trying to let me hit after that first beer though so I just said F it. 

Edit - I'd say 5'4" 250. 
 
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she was like get it up. she didn't to anything didn't kiss me play with her self, didn't rub the melons, stroke me NOTHING!!!!!! she just laid there and said "get it up"

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YesitsthatDude said:
i met this thiiiiiiiick black chick smashed first night in her car. she was like i don't go down unless i'm its my bf blah blah bs. next time went out with her i paid for a room to smash 2 more times. still no head!. the sex was real good but no head. so i go see her at her fams house and smash again in her hot tub still no head it was freezing outside hard as hell to get it up in the first place. so then last night i hit her up ask her to the drive in. we drive in to the movie, shes already ready to go "get it in" in her car little mini cooper. she supppper thick and i'm 6'3 in a mini thats a no go. go back to my house. smash, i smashed a different girl twice friday (that was bomb plus head) so i smash thickems and i blasted off so quick.. she wanted to go ROUNDS i got so drained the night before i knew i couldn't up again right then or anytime soon... she was like get it up. she didn't to anything didn't kiss me play with her self, didn't rub the melons, stroke me NOTHING!!!!!! she just laid there and said "get it up" 

it was then i felt like a sex toy, and used kind of like a ****. she did get off twice in the 7 minutes we got it in. 

can anybody relate?
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It's cold out here, bruhs. I said I was going to wait until spring to make a new profile, but I may get back in the game
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Fresh Out DaBox said:
i almost met a ****** from this site no thnak you pof
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One of the many traps, my friend. I met a girl who didn't mention she has two kids and actually was looking for someone to be a father figure for them as well until the meeting. I ended the night short on the spot.
 
Deleted all my online profiles (POF, Tinder, DH).

Had a date set up saturday night 9:30pm with a cute girl for drinks/mexican, she texts me & bails out........@ 8:30pm....right after I had just got out of the shower & shaved :stoneface: :x :smh:

Year-to-date I've met 3 girls online, all ended up being disappointing/lackluster for one reason or another.

Just gonna stick with real life rejection, and occasional success from now on.....happy hunting fellas! :lol:
 
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Stork said:
Deleted all my online profiles (POF, Tinder, DH).

Had a date set up saturday night 9:30pm with a cute girl for drinks/mexican, she texts me & bails out........@ 8:30pm....right after I had just got out of the shower & shaved :stoneface: :x :smh:

Year-to-date I've met 3 girls online, all ended up being disappointing/lackluster for one reason or another.

Just gonna stick with real life rejection, and occasional success from now on.....happy hunting fellas! :lol:
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Sucks, man.

I think a lot of these girls just use these sites to boost their self esteem since mad dudes hit them up. Truth be told, I have a higher success rate talking to girls in real life and even on CL..but with CL, it's a whole different beast (no pun intended). Girl describes herself as cute and curvy, and when you see the picture...nothing cute about it at all.
 
wj4 said:
Stork said:
Deleted all my online profiles (POF, Tinder, DH).

Had a date set up saturday night 9:30pm with a cute girl for drinks/mexican, she texts me & bails out........@ 8:30pm....right after I had just got out of the shower & shaved :stoneface: :x :smh:

Year-to-date I've met 3 girls online, all ended up being disappointing/lackluster for one reason or another.

Just gonna stick with real life rejection, and occasional success from now on.....happy hunting fellas! :lol:
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Sucks, man.

I think a lot of these girls just use these sites to boost their self esteem since mad dudes hit them up. Truth be told, I have a higher success rate talking to girls in real life and even on CL..but with CL, it's a whole different beast (no pun intended). Girl describes herself as cute and curvy, and when you see the picture...nothing cute about it at all.
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You can pick up chicks from Craigslist? That sounds risky :x

I've met up with at least 10 girls off OKC. I usually get bored of them after a couple months, though.
 
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CL? As in Craigslist? Sheesh I'm not about that life. I'm guessing he went to the actual personals and not the casual encounters section.

I did see this one bad chick a few years back when I sold her this jersey via CL



There's nothing difficult about bagging chicks online. It's actually pretty easy.

One thing I've noticed in this thread is a lot guys get discouraged really really easliy get in their feelings...delete profiles and come back within a few months :rofl:
 
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I dunno b, I'm seeing newsfeeds about a 19 yr old chick copping to 20+ murders off Craigslist sexual encounters.
 
Idk how ya find good looking chicks on pof but I don't see em in my area. Got me talking to chicks I would never try to talk to in real life.
 
:lol: That's the casual encounter section though, man. That's sketchy to the max. If cats are getting robbed for sneaker transactions, I don't doubt that some weird stuff be going on.

There's actually quite a few decent chicks in the women for men section that I found. Usually busy women who just try it out to see where it takes them.

OKC = mad fat chicks....even those be acting super stuck up.

I honestly have no expectations from this stuff. I just use it on my breaks and what not to occupy my time.


It's just super funny to me when chicks with nothing to offer write like 10 paragraphs of pre-req, expecting some GQ model to court them into a mansion and give them bread for the rest of their lives.
 
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