Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

I hate when chicks expect a well thought out message but when they message you first it's just a 'hey' or 'what's up'. On a second note, I've had no success on OKC or POF 
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Things didn't go as planned on my birthday weekend, complete failure :smh: :smh: :smh: :smh:

none of the broads wanted to chill with me, I literally hit up 6 different broads that I grabbed off OKC/POF :frown:

I told one to come and surprise me, she hit me back with "what do you mean surprise you?" :stoneface:
 
Life of this online thing.. Getting numbers mean nothing, they giving it out weekly.
 
Things didn't go as planned on my birthday weekend, complete failure :smh: :smh: :smh: :smh:

none of the broads wanted to chill with me, I literally hit up 6 different broads that I grabbed off OKC/POF :frown:

I told one to come and surprise me, she hit me back with "what do you mean surprise you?" :stoneface:

First of all it's silly to base your celebration around some chicks you don't even know.


Don't use the phrase lets chill or hangout. Be direct and specific with plans...exact time and place.

TELL THEM what them what you guys are gonna don't ask or simply suggest.

Nothing vague like that "come surprise me" garbage...leaves too much for interpretation. Especially if you aren't quick on your feet.






Life of this online thing.. Getting numbers mean nothing, they giving it out weekly.


Dating in general really...and they give their number multiple times daily. Sometime just because they don't wanna be "mean" :lol:
 
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you don't like them big drawls? I just know if you do let one stay over, don't wash her clothes with yours. Don't know if I told that story before on here but pretty much ruined some of my favorite clothes.
 
Somebody's gonna hit her from the back with the strength of 100 Brock Lesnars :x
 
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you don't like them big drawls? I just know if you do let one stay over, don't wash her clothes with yours. Don't know if I told that story before on here but pretty much ruined some of my favorite clothes.
I'm a big guy myself. Only one of us can be big in this relationship
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Yeah, I'm hip to the bots on Tinder.

1. Watch out for the distance. If they're 9 miles away one minute, and 1500 miles the next = Bot
2. Reply with a very specific question, if you get a generic response = Bot

...The others are very obvious.
 
I'll be in Jamaica next Tuesday for about 8-9 hours once our cruise ship docks, so I browsed POF and some of the Jamaican yambs are :smokin



Gonna try my hand and see if I can get something poppin while I'm there for that short period of time.
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The reason Tinder is perfect in theory also makes a female more likely to flake at a much much higher rate.
 
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Asked a girl if she was really 4'11". She responded with: Yes. I am. Is that a bad thing that I'm pocket sized? [emoji]128523[/emoji]

What should I respond with?
 
I want to go to a place like Maine, or North Dakota and get on Tinder I'd be a big piece of delicious USDA Rib Eye wet aged to a bunch of Lions :smh: Not like Lions care if steak is cooked or not, they can't appreciate that.
 
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Spoke to this girl for over an hour. Witty and cute. If I can get tickets for tomorrow night's Rangers game, I'm going to ask her out.
 
I want to go to a place like Maine, or North Dakota and get on Tinder I'd be a big piece of delicious USDA Rib Eye wet aged to a bunch of Lions :smh: Not like Lions care if steak is cooked or not, they can't appreciate that.

My boy is Sacramento for a few days and he says it's atrocious. I can't imagine the places you mentioned
 
My boy is Sacramento for a few days and he says it's atrocious. I can't imagine the places you mentioned

I was in San Luis Obispo in December and I had snow bunnies hitting me up like "let's kick it when I get off work", I didn't have to do anything :smh: Too bad I was on Military at Camp Roberts :smh:
 
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