Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

I dated a feminist vegan who worked with a social justice non-profit.

Never again :x
Brah i met a girl like that except add the fact she was deep into her protestant church plus believed obama was antichrist and her parents had bought a house in the desert and she told me they were gunna move there when ish goes to hell and the govt starts killing citizens :lol: she was crazy
 
Pull yall skirts down. She's not even that big, unless she's over 6ft tall. She could use my face for inner thigh adduction anyday. And don't trip on those chics tombout, "I'm not looking for sex, got a man, just looking to make friends" or "new to the area." They're lying, they'll give it up. As far as local chics, getting to the point where I have one and done'd enough of them it could affect my experience in town henceforth. Last chic's gay roommate/homeboy is a cook at a restaurant I like to get takeout from and they have the open kitchen where they can see you/you can see them. Messed with one who is a gate guard at the Ft Sill gate, if she is checking the gate I come through and I pull in her lane she can easily instead of waving me by make me have to go through full search . I gotta start asking these chics where they work first.
 
Pull yall skirts down. She's not even that big, unless she's over 6ft tall. She could use my face for inner thigh adduction anyday. And don't trip on those chics tombout, "I'm not looking for sex, got a man, just looking to make friends" or "new to the area." They're lying, they'll give it up. As far as local chics, getting to the point where I have one and done'd enough of them it could affect my experience in town henceforth. Last chic's gay roommate/homeboy is a cook at a restaurant I like to get takeout from and they have the open kitchen where they can see you/you can see them. Messed with one who is a gate guard at the Ft Sill gate, if she is checking the gate I come through and I pull in her lane she can easily instead of waving me by make me have to go through full search . I gotta start asking these chics where they work first.

The way the comments are, you'd think she looked like this
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I don't know how tall she is, but at least she still is soft looking and not ripped the shreds
 
^Pretty much. Being a female in general you're getting loaded up with messages, but imagine her [if that profile is real] amount of messages. You're not getting **** read, and but maybe a profile view 6 weeks from now :lol:
 
Gotten maybe 8 numbers this week, ain't non of them lead to a meet up and I'm swindling these chicks heavy through texts. Everyone keep fronting busy or when I do hit them up they got plans. Deadass stop texting all of them though, if they don't hit me I'll never talk to them again.
 
Gotten maybe 8 numbers this week, ain't non of them lead to a meet up and I'm swindling these chicks heavy through texts. Everyone keep fronting busy or when I do hit them up they got plans. Deadass stop texting all of them though, if they don't hit me I'll never talk to them again.
That's how it goes sometimes, man. Some of these chicks knowingly never want to meet up, and just want text buddies.
 
post the convo, I wanna see why they call you the don

She hit me Saturday on Tinder asking me a question about my profile.
Me: Of course.
Me: If ur free tomorrow, doing brunch! (Those were both sent at 330 am lol)
Her: Bummer, I just saw this message! I love brunch!
Me: Lol booooo! Whats ur number, I'll text u?
Her: Number sent

Texted her

Me: Hey it's Ecook, missed a bomb brunch, whats ur plans today?
Her: I am just laying out on the beach in front of my house.
Her: Catching some MUCH needed rays.
Me:: R u located in SM? Ur kind of cute, I need to borrow u!
Her: No, I am in Newps. U should come join!
Me: (Didnt text back for a day) Sorry, crazy day. Plans this week?
Her: Off work at 7 everyday.
Me: Perfect, see u at 8 tonight :wink:
Her: Ok cool that works!


Word, this guy should have his own podcast dedicated to the yambs :lol:


Lawlz. I do for the #NT team!
 
Have a girl lined up for a drink tonight. Already told me we can just drink at her pad :rofl:


post the convo, I wanna see why they call you the don

She hit me Saturday on Tinder asking me a question about my profile.
Me: Of course.
Me: If ur free tomorrow, doing brunch! (Those were both sent at 330 am lol)
Her: Bummer, I just saw this message! I love brunch!
Me: Lol booooo! Whats ur number, I'll text u?
Her: Number sent

Texted her

Me: Hey it's Ecook, missed a bomb brunch, whats ur plans today?
Her: I am just laying out on the beach in front of my house.
Her: Catching some MUCH needed rays.
Me:: R u located in SM? Ur kind of cute, I need to borrow u!
Her: No, I am in Newps. U should come join!
Me: (Didnt text back for a day) Sorry, crazy day. Plans this week?
Her: Off work at 7 everyday.
Me: Perfect, see u at 8 tonight :wink:
Her: Ok cool that works!


Word, this guy should have his own podcast dedicated to the yambs :lol:


Lawlz. I do for the #NT team!



Beach house in NPB, too?




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Ecook did it right. Just dead the convo for atleast 24 hrs.

If they text you before you text them that next day, you won even more.
 
Beach house in NPB, too?




Yeah man, gunna be a wild weekend. youngdoc youngdoc and I should kill it all weekend. Would say if ur in SD to cruise out for a night. Got like 5-6 BAD girls coming out Saturday night. All at least 8's.

Ecook did it right. Just dead the convo for atleast 24 hrs.

If they text you before you text them that next day, you won even more.

Exactly. Don't look desperate, keep it chill and mellow. Tease them playfully and it's game over. I use that "kinda cute" line all the time and girls love it.
 
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