Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Them Dallas chics be open. Even after I tell them I live 3hrs away and don't know when the next time is I am coming, they be like, "well hit me up when you're in town."
 
Went randomly messaging in other areas....apparently I need to move cuz my response rate was 10 times higher :smh:

Some chick in San Diego keeps telling me everything I want to hear as if I'm bout to get a San Andreas jetpack and be on my way :lol:
 
Switched my pic. Threw a lil Instagram filter on there...and shones are getting at the kid with the first message lol.

Ditto to randomly messaging zip codes. We gotta travel a lil bit fellas.
 
Trying to get better pictures of this chick I'm meeting this weekend. Finding her on Facebook is hard.
 
 
 
I need some new Tinder lines
Lemme clap dem cheeks is all u need papi

Or how many kfc double down dinner dates is it gunna take for us to recreate the front of kanyes lexus
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The girls I match with won't even understand these to even get offended
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check out the bodybuilding tinder thread. Its very active and has a lot of good lines.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=162392551&page=31&s=b780bfdfe3c3349f8250950f42054c45

Might want to start from page 1. its 
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 i just skip and look at the screen shots.
 
That bodybuilding site is gold..

I need to spoof my Tinder account to practice on some international chicks :smokin
 
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That's why I'm about to sign up to a gym next week, having a nice body seems to help a lot. I need easy smashes like that :pimp:
 
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It's crazy to me. Chicks will be like "if you're shirtless in your pictures I'm not interested" Yea you may not be interested but plenty others are
 
Ok, just created a lil somethin. These chicks are hop scotching on my profile. They just view and never say anything Lol.
 
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