Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

So not only do I find out a cousin of mine is on here, but now I put a chick's name into Facebook that I've been talking to for a bit, and she's friends with an old ex and my sister's best friend of 12 years. I think I may wrap up my POF adventures soon :lol: this hits to close to home
 
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'Loreneleece' is lucky she's very cute to be coming up with this The Notebook fantasy :lol:, or she'd be getting boo'd out the building

First Date
My fantasy first date.....A guy comes pick me up or we meet up at a beautiful jazz restaurant. We have a candle lit dinner for two. The live band playing in the background. The guy is wearing a sophisticated yet casual attire; 3/4 rolled sleeve, fitted button down, casual fitted slacks, with leather dress shoes. I'm looking equally as lovely with a beautiful after 5****ail dress, more than likely in all white. We have a delicious dinner with great conversation about our ambitions and future. Leading into slow dancing on the dance floor. Afterwards end the night with a passionate kiss.......
 
So not only do I find out a cousin of mine is on here, but now I put a chick's name into Facebook that I've been talking to for a bit, and she's friends with an old ex and my sister's best friend of 12 years. I think I may wrap up my POF adventures soon
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this hits to close to home
smh lol that would be crazy if she showed up at a family function 
 
With her 3 kids she never mentioned, including twins :x I've been done with entertaining these multiple kid having women for awhile now, regardless if they look good. Not trying to go back
 
So not only do I find out a cousin of mine is on here, but now I put a chick's name into Facebook that I've been talking to for a bit, and she's friends with an old ex and my sister's best friend of 12 years. I think I may wrap up my POF adventures soon :lol: this hits to close to home
2 isn't bad, if they are young. The best one I met off POF, who I am still friends with to this day, had 2 and it was ok, probably ages 5 boy and 2 yearoldgirl. I have a big house so they'd just run in circles in the living room while their mom and I hung out, although the youngest was a major cblock at times because she was always crying trying to get picked up right when I was getting close to their mom. I used to try to take them all on dates, but she was always iffy about real dates with me and her kids in public (maybe because of looks from strangers since her kids are mixed and I'm dark as the background so people would know they weren't mine) so the only going out we did was meeting for lunch somewhere. But yea then I met that ratchet who had 6 and lived with her younger sister who had 5 and their gay homeboy. That was just a circus when I went to their 900 s/ft 4 br house to scoop them that Saturday before she gave me the most uninspired bj but almost tricked me into shooting in the club, asked me to be her boyfriend and cancelled her pof and demanded I do the same, so called broke up with me then made a new POF and begged for another chance all in like a 48 hr period.

But yea, I went ahead and hung up the Tindr game for now. POF is next. I just wanted to get this one more number to have her on my D League team in case I need to call her up in the future

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What are y'all doing to get accounts deleted?

Sending derogatory/offensive messages to overly emotional women.

I got blocked by a couple chicks I aint eem messaged yet when I was on pof. They ain't eem been that pretty. It had me confused. Smh

I think them chicks got s inner network going on. I done been talking to 1 chick before and shawty was like didn't you send that same message to my friend I was like. Uhhh prolly so.Lol and proceeded to tell her I had enough for 2....... Got blocked.
 
Alot of these chicks schemin whether its dummy accts or tag team with they home girls to see if the guy is talking to more than 1 chick trust me chicks have all the time in the world to do stupid stuff like this
 
Alot of these chicks schemin whether its dummy accts or tag team with they home girls to see if the guy is talking to more than 1 chick trust me chicks have all the time in the world to do stupid stuff like this

Hell yeah had 1 like a year ago. Shawty had a well presented profile. We get to chatting and I'm tryna seal the deal. The next day she was like this ain't really me, I made this profile to catch my friends boyfriend cheating. So I laughed it off and was like well how you look. I was hoping she was at least as attractive as the chick she used in the pics.

Shawty sent me the link to her real profile. She was short, dark, baldheaded and oogly as ****. With 3 kids and she was 21. Smh
 
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Hell yeah had 1 like a year ago. Shawty had a well presented profile. We get to chatting and I'm tryna seal the deal. The next day she was like this ain't really me, I made this profile to catch my friends boyfriend cheating. So I laughed it off and was like well how you look. I was hoping she was at least as attractive as the chick she used in the pics.

Shawty sent me the link to her real profile. She was short, dark, baldheaded and oogly as ****. With 3 kids and she was 21. Smh
Should've waited to see her profile called up Nev and Catfish so they could do an episode about you. Then we could all get a good laugh.
 
Food openers are clutch. I was pumping gas today and saw this cute Italian girl on my right doing the same. Asked her if she liked waffles or pancakes. She's like it depends then asks why. I tell her jokingly that I'd like to know so I know what to make her in the morning when she spends the night over. She laughs and goes oh really. Then we talk a little bit about why chocolate chip and blueberry waffles are so awesome.

Anyway I gave her my phone so she could put her number in (I always do this so the girls feel we have a sense of connection even though we just met) Dialed her right away so she could have mine. Needless to say, my weekend just got interesting
 
shouldnt have called immediatley, shoulda waited like 3 days n then call to set it up

edit: but do you 
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Food openers are clutch. I was pumping gas today and saw this cute Italian girl on my right doing the same. Asked her if she liked waffles or pancakes. She's like it depends then asks why. I tell her jokingly that I'd like to know so I know what to make her in the morning when she spends the night over. She laughs and goes oh really. Then we talk a little bit about why chocolate chip and blueberry waffles are so awesome.

Anyway I gave her my phone so she could put her number in (I always do this so the girls feel we have a sense of connection even though we just met) Dialed her right away so she could have mine. Needless to say, my weekend just got interesting

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My man /denzelvoice
 
shouldnt have called immediatley, shoulda waited like 3 days n then call to set it up

edit: but do you :pimp:

Bruh this ain't 1997. This the **** that keeps fools 100 steps behind.

You can literally find out a chicks life in 10 minutes this day and age.

When a chick gives me their number and I'm actually interested in capitalizing. I text them within the our asking can I pick them up that night. You gotta shoe interest even if you just want the draws. The majority might say they busy that night, then you say well I'm free 2moro and they be like me too cool. Then you play your field until then. But some be ready to go that same night. Be confident. Do ask just tell. Don't be like can I pick you up Friday night, be like I'll pick you up Friday night if that's cool.

Its 2014 step that played out game up bruh you taking unnecessary L's out here.

The only reason dudes doing that wait to call **** is because another dude told him its the right thing to do which is stupid and I'm sure chicks are already hip to that lame ****. Be that due that goes against the "rules" you get a lot more win.
 
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shouldnt have called immediatley, shoulda waited like 3 days n then call to set it up

edit: but do you 
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Bruh this ain't 1997. This the **** that keeps fools 100 steps behind.

You can literally find out a chicks life in 10 minutes this day and age.

When a chick gives me their number and I'm actually interested in capitalizing. I text them within the our asking can I pick them up that night. You gotta shoe interest even if you just want the draws. The majority might say they busy that night, then you say well I'm free 2moro and they be like me too cool. Then you play your field until then. But some be ready to go that same night. Be confident. Do ask just tell. Don't be like can I pick you up Friday night, be like I'll pick you up Friday night if that's cool.

Its 2014 step that played out game up bruh you taking unnecessary L's out here.

The only reason dudes doing that wait to call **** is because another dude told him its the right thing to do which is stupid and I'm sure chicks are already hip to that lame ****. Be that due that goes against the "rules" you get a lot more win.
if u dealin w thots thats cool but grown women dont like thirst

edit: also, no reason to go so hard 
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