Crazy stories from your job.

RELLIRELOADED said:

Seen that.  I also saw that she takes all her clients raw.  I value life to much no thank you .  Plus that face is tattered and a bit manish, but that body almost makes me not want to value life at all, and just dive right in. 

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Shes doing way too much :x

Stop talking about Ava Devine. It will get the thread locked.

Leave my wife ava alone...SHE'S MINESSS!!!!!!!

Didn't Ava's butt fall out?

Pass

Of all the actresses Ava is who you'd choose? Suit yourself.

Melanie Rios for me.

smellyginger said:

Didn't Ava's butt fall out?
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It did, but then it went back in.....and then he went back in.

I think this is a pretty common occurrence but when I worked at a coffee shop every once in awhile random civilians would buy the cheapest thing on the menu and then go shoot up in the bathroom(the single toilet kind that you lock behind you).

Knew someone who worked at Jack in the Crack and they would find junkies passed out in the bathroom all the time. 

Nothing too wild, but I used to work retail as an assistant manager in a store selling fitteds and jerseys and all that stuff. We always hated when the grade school kids would come in because we knew they would just try random stuff on then just leave a mess and take off without buying anything. One night these kids come in, it was pretty slow that night so we were all just kinda hanging around watching ESPN on the TV, when one of the kids drops his soda and spilling it everywhere. The kid looks around, and made eye contact with me and just dipped. Don't know what it was that night, but I must have left my dambs at home, I followed him out of the store, walked up to him and was like, "Yo, are you really just gonna spill a soda in my store like that and walk out like you didn't do anything?" Kid was shook and just shook his head no, and then I replied "So you're gonna come clean this up right?" And dude went to the fast food stand next to the store and grabbed a ton of napkins, and proceeded to come back and clean up the mess he had made.

Not the funniest of stories I know, but I'm sure anybody that's ever worked retail has wanted to put a customer in check like that.

i work for a cell pohne company...this old black lady was stewin and tried to get in front of a young hispanic pregnant girl when she was waiting to be helped...the hispanic girl wasnt having it and called her a fat bish...things went down hill fast...they started brawling in the accessory isle lol...i let em go at it for about 30 secs then broke it up...my manager called the police so the black lady dipped lol

Checked out Ava's twitter; that broad needs to be burned at the stake for being so filthy...

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^Ava really is about that life.

Joepac12 said:

i work for a cell pohne company...this old black lady was stewin and tried to get in front of a young hispanic pregnant girl when she was waiting to be helped...the hispanic girl wasnt having it and called her a fat bish...things went down hill fast...they started brawling in the accessory isle lol...i let em go at it for about 30 secs then broke it up...my manager called the police so the black lady dipped lol

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This story says a lot about you.

Before I type the rape story, there is one from my time at Sports Authority

One night during the weekday this mom and her like 11-13 years old son walk into the store near closing. When she walks in I tell her "Miss the store closes in 5 mins", her reply "I don't care, the store can't close with me inside, so I guess you close when I say so". She just didn't care, but told the manager that she was going to pay by credit card, so he let her shop since they could still count the money

Her son was a character. I have never seen a kid so polite to everyone he talked to, yet so rude to his mom. Moms and him were just trading cheap shot insults like they were Martin and Pam. I helped them buy a cup for the kid. Ole girl straight up said, "You got a smaller size, my son won't be able to fill this thing out, not with his tiny lil thing" . But the son didn't miss a beat though, the mom was kneeling to see the sizes of the cups on the bottom rack, so he responds with something along the lines of "Is being on your knees in front of a tall black guy with a jock strap in your hand bringing back memories mom".

Anyway bout 15-25 mins later I hear the mom and son arguing at the back of the store. I ignore it at first, until I hear the mom shout my name a couple of times.When I get there I find the mom with her hands up and the son holding a BB handgun, pointing it at her. He took it off the wall and had broke open the packaging. And I'm talking the ones that look like a real handgun and fire metal pellets, plus they're at close range so it can do some damage.

So now I'm back there with my hands up like it's a stick up. I tell him "bro don't do it, gimmie the gun". Lil man was heated though, he wasn't hearing none of that, his response was "Rusty this is none of your business, I got no problem with you". At this moment a co-worker walks by and sees me with my hands up, plus the kid with the gun, so he breaks out laughing. Me seeing him laughing makes me realize how stupid of a situation this is so I start laughing. The kid then realizes he is being stupid so he lowers the gun. At that point the moms starts laughing too, but fires off one more insult at the kid, like calling him stupid.

BIG MISTAKE

BIG F-ING MISTAKE

The kid starts to unload on his mom. I didn't even know the kid load the gun and put a CO2 cartiage in the thing. Hell, I didn't really know how to do it myself. The first shot catches the mom right next to her eye, and he just continues to light the lady up. One in her back, in her arm, in her butt. She was getting shot so much it looked like homegirl was doing the Dougie. I was ducking behind cover, word to Marcus from Gears of War. After a while moms just forgets about her shopping cart and bolts for the door. The son gives chase, while he keeps shooting. The mom nearly breaks down the door because the entrance door was locked and she had to run to the last exit door to the far right. Last I saw of them they were running through the parking lot

TL;DR
-Scumabg mom comes into store with son
-Mom and son insult each other constantly
-They get into an argument
-Son pulls a pellet gun on mom
-Mom insults kid one more time
-Son keeps it #3HUNNA

them insults

RustyShackleford said:

. One in her back, in her arm, in butt. She was getting shot so much it looked like homegirl was doing the Dougie.

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I wonder how the rest of their night turned out, sounds wild hahah

RustyShackleford said:

Before I type the rape story, there is one from my time at Sports Authority

TL;DR
-Scumabg mom comes into store store with son
-Mom and son insult each other constantly
-They get into argument
-Son pulls a pellet gun on mom
-Mom insults kid one more time
-Son keeps it #3HUNNA

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EXCELLENT STORY 

repped

SuperAntigen said:

Checked out Ava's twitter; that broad needs to be burned at the stake for being so filthy...

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Her face is like a 1 :x :x. Body looks really tore up too. From looking at her twitter pics, it looks like you can schedule appointments to bang her. She flies from city to city for clients and finds a few when she has open slots. @ her giving a fan a hj on the plane and making a mess :x.

damn just saw her twitter. i saw a red bump on her tongue when her and another girl are doming some dude up :x

STOP TALKING ABOUT A PORNSTAR, THE MODS WILL LOCK THE THREAD

we had a dude who was pretty high up fired because he was looking at porn and one of his workers came in and he freaked out and tried to cover the monitor but that isn't the real crazy part of the story...

they realized he was doing it so they put software in to track if it was just a thing here or there; he didn't realize this and my he was basically given about 6 months to get his crap together and once they did the research they discovered he was doing it for about 6 hours a day

Her twitter

Wow what a garden tool *n#/dklgdnyozudhr

Waiting patiently for rape story

Other 2 were hilarious

StillIn729 said:

we had a dude who was pretty high up fired because he was looking at porn and one of his workers came in and he freaked out and tried to cover the monitor but that isn't the real crazy part of the story...
they realized he was doing it so they put software in to track if it was just a thing here or there; he didn't realize this and my he was basically given about 6 months to get his crap together and once they did the research they discovered he was doing it for about 6 hours a day

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is his name Vince Masuka?

Nothing too crazy here, but I work in a Botanica. For those that don't know what a Botanica is, it's a store that sells religious stuff and spiritual things.

So in there, I sell candles that are shaped like a Penis. I must say, if you thought women were crazy before, just wait til now.

These females come to my job to buy these Penis candles for 2 reasons. 1) They are SOOOOOO desperate for the D, that they come in and buy the candle along with oils that will get them to find some.  2) They come in to buy the candle because they feel that their boyfriend/husband/partner is cheating, so they buy some oils and say some prayers to the candle that will make it go Limp Bizkit.

I never used to believe that it was actually possible for this too work, until I started getting these females to tell me that they actually did get some D after so long (it's usually the older, uglier, heavier females). And I have gotten a couple of guys that come in telling me stories about their Vienna Sausage not getting up while about to cheat (I actually know a couple of the wives).

There's other little stories I have, but this is the one that most of my friends seem to be interested in the most.