Crazy stories from your job.

I Lax Bro said:

Ight, well I work at A&F in the summer, and during holidays when Im back home for school and this week was

Our store is in a pretty high class mall and we opened at midnight so im like whatever... I im finishing up my shift, some lady comes to pay with like 800 bucks in clothes so i ask for id and stuff to see her CC, scan it like 20 seconds and she just blurts out "oh u think i have a stolen credit card or something because im black and im buying a ton of clothes" She had the audacity to pull out a stack of hundreds in front of me to prove it too lol. I just told her im making sure, and she ends up calling me a racist. Had my manager come help me calm her down lmao. +Old indian dudes in their 30s trying to take clothes from each other... bunch of wannabe gangsters in hollister and abercrombie trying to pick fights with the model dudes who were there.
Wack black friday. Then theres always the occasional theft we can't stop, someone pissing in our dressing rooms, and just the same 5 songs playing over and over for holiday season

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RustyShackleford said:

TL;DR
-Scumabg mom comes into store store with son
-Mom and son insult each other constantly
-They get into an argument
-Son pulls a pellet gun on mom
-Mom insults kid one more time
-Son keeps it #3HUNNA

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RustyShackleford said:

TL;DR
-Scumabg mom comes into store store with son
-Mom and son insult each other constantly
-They get into an argument
-Son pulls a pellet gun on mom
-Mom insults kid one more time
-Son keeps it #3HUNNA

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Jordan2o1 said:

Nothing too crazy here, but I work in a Botanica. For those that don't know what a Botanica is, it's a store that sells religious stuff and spiritual things.

So in there, I sell candles that are shaped like a Penis. I must say, if you thought women were crazy before, just wait til now.

These females come to my job to buy these Penis candles for 2 reasons. 1) They are SOOOOOO desperate for the D, that they come in and buy the candle along with oils that will get them to find some.  2) They come in to buy the candle because they feel that their boyfriend/husband/partner is cheating, so they buy some oils and say some prayers to the candle that will make it go Limp Bizkit.

I never used to believe that it was actually possible for this too work, until I started getting these females to tell me that they actually did get some D after so long (it's usually the older, uglier, heavier females). And I have gotten a couple of guys that come in telling me stories about their Vienna Sausage not getting up while about to cheat (I actually know a couple of the wives).

There's other little stories I have, but this is the one that most of my friends seem to be interested in the most.

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RustyShackleford said:

Before I type the rape story, there is one from my time at Sports Authority
One night during the weekday this mom and her like 11-13 years old son walk into the store near closing. When she walks in I tell her "Miss the store closes in 5 mins", her reply "I don't care, the store can't close with me inside, so I guess you close when I say so". She just didn't care, but told the manager that she was going to pay by credit card, so he let her shop since they could still count the money
Her son was a character. I have never seen a kid so polite to everyone he talked to, yet so rude to his mom. Moms and him were just trading cheap shot insults like they were Martin and Pam. I helped them buy a cup for the kid. Ole girl straight up said, "You got a smaller size, my son won't be able to fill this thing out, not with his tiny lil thing" . But the son didn't miss a beat though, the mom was kneeling to see the sizes of the cups on the bottom rack, so he responds with something along the lines of "Is being on your knees in front of a tall black guy with a jock strap in your hand bringing back memories mom".
Anyway bout 15-25 mins later I hear the mom and son arguing at the back of the store. I ignore it at first, until I hear the mom shout my name a couple of times.When I get there I find the mom with her hands up and the son holding a BB handgun, pointing it at her. He took it off the wall and had broke open the packaging. And I'm talking the ones that look like a real handgun and fire metal pellets, plus they're at close range so it can do some damage.
So now I'm back there with my hands up like it's a stick up. I tell him "bro don't do it, gimmie the gun". Lil man was heated though, he wasn't hearing none of that, his response was "Rusty this is none of your business, I got no problem with you". At this moment a co-worker walks by and sees me with my hands up, plus the kid with the gun, so he breaks out laughing. Me seeing him laughing makes me realize how stupid of a situation this is so I start laughing. The kid then realizes he is being stupid so he lowers the gun. At that point the moms starts laughing too, but fires off one more insult at the kid, like calling him stupid.
BIG MISTAKE
BIG F-ING MISTAKE
The kid starts to unload on his mom. I didn't even know the kid load the gun and put a CO2 cartiage in the thing. Hell, I didn't really know how to do it myself. The first shot catches the mom right next to her eye, and he just continues to light the lady up. One in her back, in her arm, in her butt. She was getting shot so much it looked like homegirl was doing the Dougie. I was ducking behind cover, word to Marcus from Gears of War. After a while moms just forgets about her shopping cart and bolts for the door. The son gives chase, while he keeps shooting. The mom nearly breaks down the door because the entrance door was locked and she had to run to the last exit door to the far right. Last I saw of them they were running through the parking lot
TL;DR
-Scumabg mom comes into store with son
-Mom and son insult each other constantly
-They get into an argument
-Son pulls a pellet gun on mom
-Mom insults kid one more time
-Son keeps it #3HUNNA

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shogun said:

^
Where can we read that tickle post?

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D StaXX said:

Apparently the Mods locked it. I had it bookmarked and it's gone.

It was HILARIOUS. Maybe someone saved the post.

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D StaXX said:

Definitely up for post of the year. Between this and dudes wife telling him he was a nice tickle inside her.

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Gustavo Fring said:

D StaXX said:

Definitely up for post of the year. Between this and dudes wife telling him he was a nice tickle inside her.

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Don't forget the one from that guy whose co-worker went to town on the company credit card at the strip club in New Orleans.

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Meek Meals said:

Lol it was the thread about Trina saying on Breakfast Club that minimum to satisfy her, a man has to have 11 inches of negroconda.​

The dude D Staxx is referring to said he pissed on his balls once while he was pooping ​

I'm real salty if the mods deleted that​

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Meek Meals said:

Moar info please

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RustyShackleford said:

TL;DR
-Scumabg mom comes into store with son
-Mom and son insult each other constantly
-They get into an argument
-Son pulls a pellet gun on mom
-Mom insults kid one more time
-Son keeps it #3HUNNA

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Gustavo Fring said:

Don't forget the one from that guy whose co-worker went to town on the company credit card at the strip club in New Orleans.

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BrockBo said:

Gustavo Fring said:

Don't forget the one from that guy whose co-worker went to town on the company credit card at the strip club in New Orleans.

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I NEED TO SEE THIS STORY LINK PLEASE or somebody post it in here. That sport authority is post of the year till I see this strip club story

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Gustavo Fring said:

http://niketalk.com/t/509487/cubicl...f-stories-tales-et-al-share-your-work-life/60

It's like the fifth post on that page. I'd go thru that whole thread though, there's some laughs there.

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RustyShackleford said:

Before I type the rape story, there is one from my time at Sports Authority
One night during the weekday this mom and her like 11-13 years old son walk into the store near closing. When she walks in I tell her "Miss the store closes in 5 mins", her reply "I don't care, the store can't close with me inside, so I guess you close when I say so". She just didn't care, but told the manager that she was going to pay by credit card, so he let her shop since they could still count the money
Her son was a character. I have never seen a kid so polite to everyone he talked to, yet so rude to his mom. Moms and him were just trading cheap shot insults like they were Martin and Pam. I helped them buy a cup for the kid. Ole girl straight up said, "You got a smaller size, my son won't be able to fill this thing out, not with his tiny lil thing"

. But the son didn't miss a beat though, the mom was kneeling to see the sizes of the cups on the bottom rack, so he responds with something along the lines of "Is being on your knees in front of a tall black guy with a jock strap in your hand bringing back memories mom".

Anyway bout 15-25 mins later I hear the mom and son arguing at the back of the store. I ignore it at first, until I hear the mom shout my name a couple of times.When I get there I find the mom with her hands up and the son holding a BB handgun, pointing it at her.

He took it off the wall and had broke open the packaging. And I'm talking the ones that look like a real handgun and fire metal pellets, plus they're at close range so it can do some damage.
So now I'm back there with my hands up like it's a stick up.

I tell him "bro don't do it, gimmie the gun". Lil man was heated though, he wasn't hearing none of that, his response was "Rusty this is none of your business, I got no problem with you".

At this moment a co-worker walks by and sees me with my hands up, plus the kid with the gun, so he breaks out laughing. Me seeing him laughing makes me realize how stupid of a situation this is so I start laughing. The kid then realizes he is being stupid so he lowers the gun. At that point the moms starts laughing too, but fires off one more insult at the kid, like calling him stupid.
BIG MISTAKE
BIG F-ING MISTAKE
The kid starts to unload on his mom. I didn't even know the kid load the gun and put a CO2 cartiage in the thing. Hell, I didn't really know how to do it myself. The first shot catches the mom right next to her eye, and he just continues to light the lady up. One in her back, in her arm, in her butt. She was getting shot so much it looked like homegirl was doing the Dougie. I was ducking behind cover, word to Marcus from Gears of War. After a while moms just forgets about her shopping cart and bolts for the door. The son gives chase, while he keeps shooting. The mom nearly breaks down the door because the entrance door was locked and she had to run to the last exit door to the far right. Last I saw of them they were running through the parking lot

TL;DR
-Scumabg mom comes into store with son
-Mom and son insult each other constantly
-They get into an argument
-Son pulls a pellet gun on mom
-Mom insults kid one more time
-Son keeps it #3HUNNA

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