Crazy stories from your job. - Page 2

oh hell yeah, he wasnt technically decapitated, but his head was completely crushed between an oxygen tank and the mri machine.

I have a coworker who took a dump in the urinal, he then handled peoples groceries with the ish all over his shirt tail .

The other day in court i got to ask an officer what exactly a "sierra mist" is related to a sting we ran....

 

judge's face was priceless

Dude was this the **** on the news a few years back?

How a tank was left in the room

holy ****! Did that hospital get their *** sued off or what?

what does all this mean

im sure it was and yes the hospital was sued, RN lost her job, but i believe the MD who was also resposible didnt....which goes to show where most hospitals stand when it comes to defending their MDs as opposed to their nurses.....let me google it up....see if it comes up.

now all o2 tanks are made of aluminum i believe which is MRI friendly, a few years back you had to exchange what i believe were tanks made of steel, for the aluminum one before a procedure that involved such powerful magnet, obviously its a mistake that was easily overlooked and caused this kid his life....



link to article, got a few things wrong, boy was actually 6 years old, they kind of tone down the injury a bit on the article, kids head and brain were crushed, not even sure how he survived from friday till sunday

http://www.nytimes.com/2001/07/31/nyregion/boy-6-dies-of-skull-injury-during-mri.html

work with kids in grades K-12. nothing too crazy tho mostly real funny except for when a kid talks about getting abused or is caught stealing while on a field trip.

i was in court (lawyer) prosecuting a sexual solicitation case.

 

you can urban dictionary what a sierra mist is

 

but the officer had to describe what the perp was asking the "hooker" to do

What exactly do you do? And did you actually see the aftermath of the kid in person??

im a therapist, no i didnt work in that hospital, but i work with other therapist who witnessed what actually happened and the aftermath, one of them was actually friends with the RN that was involved in the tragedy....the way they described the scene was pretty gruesome.

i have another...

i worked in a small local trauma center and got a call for a trauma in the ER, i go downstairs and what do i see, a dude being wheeled in with his left arm hanging from a piece of skin detached at the shoulder, apparently he was going close to 100mph on his bike, lost control, crashed and thankful for his helmet his head wasnt crushed, but dude lost his arm and was pretty effed up for about 3-4 months....i had to pick homies arm and place it on chest when they wheeled him in, that thing was literally drgging on the floor....cray...

Damn that's nuts. I'm on my way to becoming an RN right now, I will keep this in mind 

 

 

 

 

 

Right now, I work for in the parks and rec dept in my hometown and we run an after school program and we would put on the middle school dances. It was basically a high school dance but for middle school kids. Here's a list of a few things I can remember (the program shut down a few years ago) for now:

 

1.) Kid tried smoking dank in the bathroom  Kids are so dumb sometimes

 

2.) We made rounds around the community center and I caught two girls in the bushes getting in on

 

3.) I'm not entirely sure how my buddy found out, but he caught a flask on like 3 kids. One of them tried running and my boss chased after them.

Damn, when I was taking me EMT course my instructor, who's also a fire captain, would bring in all these pics he had to take when they arrived to accidents.

 

There was one that also stood out, when a motorcyclist was going 80-100 mph and, you know the steel cables that hold wooden power line poles in the ground? well the guy lost control and flew through the steel cables and it took of his damn head 

 

another story I remember was another motorcyclist ran lost control at high high speed ran into a tree and both his arms and legs were more or less hanging off or completely off the deceased body.

as much as i like bikes, ill stick to my cars, when you crash on a bike you are *****

ive had some suicides come through my ER, one that was really sad was this 13 year old who hung herself in the bathroom because she was being bullied, mother had no clue her daughter was going through that, her younger brother found her, we worked on her for like almost 2 hours, shorty was gone.....ive seen my share of dead people, death is NEVER pretty.....crazy how desynthesized you become....ive told patients "dont worry you'll be ok" and then boom....GONE....
Edited by ksteezy - 11/21/12 at 12:43am

^ damn bruh crazy, are you a tech in the ER?

nah man....im a therapist, we cover the ER on patients that need life support aka Ventilators.

I work in healthcare also and I don't think it's safe that you put so much details in your stories out for the public to see. Just my opinion. Patient privacy is very important to employers.

yeah other than the video i just posted which i just edited im not violating HIPPA and even that video is not in violation of anything as i didnt make it... i didnt post any names, or even the hospitals i work for....so its cool....i know how serious patient privacy is.

oh damn nice. yeah im studying nursing right now, really interested in working in the ER and those stories you've told are crazy. I got one story:

I work at as a tech at a psychiatric mental health hospital and weird enough I haven't seen anything too crazy yet. I was working a night shift and I had to do a 1 to 1 with an 18 year old girl (1:1 is when you stay with the patient 1 foot length at all times due to them being assualtive) the whole shift. So I was pretty shook cause she was a tall, skinny, ehiopian girl but weird because she was mad pretty (in my mind i was like ). So she was just laying on the ground trying to sleep cause she was so delusional, and all of a sudden she asks me " why am i here? can you tell me?" and I was just like "your here for treatment, you are safe here and you don't need to worry, you should go back to sleep in your room" and all of a sudden she gets up mad quickly and starts running into the nursing station and starts throwing bows on my nurse manager who was watching the cameras on the computer. At this point i was like holy **** whats going on here, and all the nurses had to grab her and eventually seclude her into the seclusion room. First time I saw something crazy, and smh cause my nurse manager is like 55 years old and patient gave her a black eye

I work for a police dept in New England and handle all the paperwork, fingerprints from 12am to 8am and things like that til I go to the academy.

Two summers ago I fingerprint this dude who got locked up for fighting downtown on a Friday night. Dude gets bailed out around 3am and goes back downtown to try and fight the cop who locked him up. Dude gets locked up again in under 2 hours and is stuck in jail for til Tuesday morning since it was a long weekend.

Another night a guy gets locked up for indecent exposure and assault with a deadly weapon(knife). Dude is put in the cell, strips down, tries to clog the toilet with his clothes, poos on the floor and then tries to throw the poo under the door at the sergeant who is walking by. Dude is subsequently charged with lewd conduct.

I see nonsense like this all the time.

i hate grammar police, but this made me chuckle (damn that's a goofy word)

**desensitized

Ksteezy just ruined my night.

one of my bosses were seen banging one of the workers in the parking lot
EVERYONE knew but the other bosses
she was such a ***...

I work in a nursing home. Anyways this nurse got caught sucking !"@$ and the guy gets fired but the girl doesn't. Kinda makes me think that she sucked another one because she didn't get fired

One of the cooks is a black guy. Like 40 something. He smashed a bunch of chicks here. The one that was caught giving dome, some thick Spanish woman, and this new girl that was just hired like a month and a half ago

There's like a million more stories. My job is drama drama drama

1 time at my job i helped a client of mine get back in shape...CRAAAAAZY i know

Nothing crazy. But I'm a building engineer for my company and I catch co-workers taking lunch breaks together, parking in secluded areas and banging each other all the time.

Here is a repost of my story from the awkward moments thread, technically happen at my job:

I 'm driving back to my office from a conference, to pick my **** up before heading home for the weekend. Superivosr calls and ask me to pick something up from Chipotle for her. I say cool, but I see my girl calling me so I tell her I'll call her back when I get to the restaurant, in like 10 mins.

Me and my chick haven't seen each other the entire week so we're catching up, I get to the restaurant and park. I continue talking to by girl and lose track of time. Since we haven't smashed in a while she tells me she'll meet me at my place to catch up on things . We start talking **** to each other, funny sexual crap. But after a while my girl's phone drops the call. Couple seconds later the phone rings. I pick up right away thinking it's my girl. Supervisors name is Marylyn, GF's name is Marilyn, the convo goes something like this:

Me: "Imma f the sheet outta your fine *** *** soon has I get there, my meat is already swole"
Supervisor: Ummmmmm, you at the restuarant yet?
Long Silence
More Silence
More Silence
Me: You wanna burrito or a bowl
Supervisor: bowl
Me: what kinda meat, um, I mean, chicken or steak
Supervisor: Chicken
Silence
SIlence
Me: Called back from your cell?
Supervisor: Yep
Me: I see, I see.....What kinda beans?

Just looked it up for the hell of it...Goodness gracious. I can only imagine how the officer tried to describe that.