Crazy stories from your job.

RustyShackleford said:
TL;DR
-Mom and daughter come into store to steal
-LP catches mom lets daughter escape
-Mom decides she wants to play the Game
-Mom gets turned up
-LP turns her back down
-LP is the new WWE champ
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This is definitely the way I want to start my Friday morning.
 
So there are these two girls who work in the same building as me. They used to date and were married for a few years, work in the same department and everything (one was actually a supervisor).

About a year into the marriage one of the girls ended up having an affair with the other girl's brother, it was going on for months too. The chick who got cheated on ended up losing everything in the divorce settlement...how backwards is that?

So both girls still work here (although one doesnt directly supervise the other anymore) and the chick that cheated with the brother ended up marrying him. Today the girl had to leave work early because her husband was having seizures and now I just found out he passed away. So two people just lost a husband and a brother. Crazy
 
RustyShackleford said:
Here is one of many stories about the wild LP that used to work at Sports Authority with me
A mom and daughter come into the store pushing a baby in a stroller (there is really a baby in it). I know the girl, went to HS with her, she says she needs help with shoes. So I ask one of the other dudes to help her since that ain't my section. About 15 mins past and I she this chick sprinting up the isle pushing the baby stroller. She ducks into one of the side isles without saying a word to me. About 30 secs later the Lost Prevention (LP) comes running up asking if I seen a girl with a stroller. I say yeah she just went that way and he says "find her, she stole some shoes and she got it hiding in the stroller" :smh:
So it wasn't long until he caught up to her at the front of the store. Now this is where things get interesting. As soon as he eyes her the mom who was in on the theft comes running up. They are right next to the exit doors, each to close enough that he could catch one, but far enough away he can't catch both. Associates and managers aren't allowed to help in captures.This is a strict, strict company policy. Now the LP got the a decision to make, mom or daughter. Since the daughter had the baby he goes for the mom.
He catches the mom easily just outside the store and is holding her, trying to drag her back into the store. She is fighting him like crazy, calling him all kinds of M-Fers. Now he is telling her to calm down but like most women that are worked up, she doesn't. Then she starts hitting him, he tells her stop, but she doesn't. She is throwing haymakers at this point, kinda lighting dude up too. But homeboy's chin was Ava Devine sturdy so he was eating him like a champ. Finally he gets her in a half nelson. Homegirl is squirming like crazy. Eventually gets herself turned around facing the LP. She then proceeds to fire off a knee to towards his bawls.
BIG MISTAKE
LAWD O' LAWD BIG MISTAKE
In one smoove motion homeboy grabs her arms while she is still facing him and it was "time to play the game" word to HHH. The LP then executes a mean Pedigree on his bish.
For the brahs who don't know what a Pedigree is, peep these fools getting dropped on their heads

Ole girl hits the concrete with some force but doesn't get knocked out. She is now rolling on the down riving in pain. Lucky for the LP she didn't get cut or seriously hurt. A old white lady saw the whole thing and was telling the LP "how could you do that to a lady". Homeboy's response was "This ain't no lady" :smokin . Plus when the mom sued (I mean who wouldn't), the tape showed her attacking him first show they deemed the Pedigree self defense. Dude now works for DC police :lol:
TL;DR
-Mom and daughter come into store to steal
-LP catches mom lets daughter escape
-Mom decides she wants to play the Game
-Mom gets turned up
-LP turns her back down
-LP is the new WWE champ
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Can't Breathe :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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Elpablo21 said:
So there are these two girls who work in the same building as me. They used to date and were married for a few years, work in the same department and everything (one was actually a supervisor).

About a year into the marriage one of the girls ended up having an affair with the other girl's brother, it was going on for months too. The chick who got cheated on ended up losing everything in the divorce settlement...how backwards is that?

So both girls still work here (although one doesnt directly supervise the other anymore) and the chick that cheated with the brother ended up marrying him. Today the girl had to leave work early because her husband was having seizures and now I just found out he passed away. So two people just lost a husband and a brother. Crazy
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:wow: :wow: :wow:
 
My favorite Rusty story is still the one about the Chipotle restaurant . The old lady story is a very close second .
 
When I read "it was time to play the game" i lost it. Mind you im on a public train. Ha so good
 
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b20 eg8 said:
Y'all don't even want me to get started.

Or maybe you do.

I Work in a sex shop and we have arcades in the back.... ( movie viewing booths) and we had a dude that would come in and wait for people to come out of their booths so he could go in and lick the floor.

I got stories for days b.
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I used to work in the local school system as a Computer Tech. I had just a few schools I would travel to, and got to be somewhat familiar with a few of the students. In one of the middle schools there was this special ed class, and one student in particular who was friendly but definitely had some developmental issues. (I can't remember his name, but let's call him Steve) One day i'm diddy-bopping to the bathroom and hear some screaming and see some kids running. I don't think too much of it because it's a middle school and kids are always playing around. So I'm standing at the urinal and this kid runs into the bathroom like he's running for his life. A few seconds later Steve busts through the door carrying a fork and is screaming that he's gonna kill the first kid. He's swinging and missing with the fork like A-Rod at the plate during the playoffs. The first kid hits him with a nice juke move and gets past him and locks himself in a stall. Steve tries using brute strength to get the door open and when that doesn't work he crawls on the pissy floor to go UNDER the door. I didn't think he would make it because it was a narrow space and his head to body ratio was Bobble Head Doll- esque. The first kid screams and then hops over top of the stall and jets out the door. Steve is in the stall and then starts screaming because he doesn't know how to get out of the locked stall. (Remember he was special ed). I wanted no parts of the situation so I just zipped up, washed my hands and got out of there. Turns out Steve was locked in the stall for 45mins before someone got him out.
 
RustyShackleford said:
Here is one of many stories about the wild LP that used to work at Sports Authority with me

A mom and daughter come into the store pushing a baby in a stroller (there is really a baby in it). I know the girl, went to HS with her, she says she needs help with shoes. So I ask one of the other dudes to help her since that ain't my section. About 15 mins past and I she this chick sprinting up the isle pushing the baby stroller. She ducks into one of the side isles without saying a word to me. About 30 secs later the Lost Prevention (LP) comes running up asking if I seen a girl with a stroller. I say yeah she just went that way and he says "find her, she stole some shoes and she got it hiding in the stroller" :smh:

So it wasn't long until he caught up to her at the front of the store. Now this is where things get interesting. As soon as he eyes her the mom who was in on the theft comes running up. They are right next to the exit doors, each to close enough that he could catch one, but far enough away he can't catch both. Associates and managers aren't allowed to help in captures.This is a strict, strict company policy. Now the LP got the a decision to make, mom or daughter. Since the daughter had the baby he goes for the mom.

He catches the mom easily just outside the store and is holding her, trying to drag her back into the store. She is fighting him like crazy, calling him all kinds of M-Fers. Now he is telling her to calm down but like most women that are worked up, she doesn't. Then she starts hitting him, he tells her stop, but she doesn't. She is throwing haymakers at this point, kinda lighting dude up too. But homeboy's chin was Ava Devine sturdy so he was eating him like a champ. Finally he gets her in a half nelson. Homegirl is squirming like crazy. Eventually gets herself turned around facing the LP. She then proceeds to fire off a knee to towards his bawls.

BIG MISTAKE

LAWD O' LAWD BIG MISTAKE


TL;DR
-Mom and daughter come into store to steal
-LP catches mom lets daughter escape
-Mom decides she wants to play the Game
-Mom gets turned up
-LP turns her back down
-LP is the new WWE champ
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:wow: :rofl:
 
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757bred said:
I used to work in the local school system as a Computer Tech. I had just a few schools I would travel to, and got to be somewhat familiar with a few of the students. In one of the middle schools there was this special ed class, and one student in particular who was friendly but definitely had some developmental issues. (I can't remember his name, but let's call him Steve) One day i'm diddy-bopping to the bathroom and hear some screaming and see some kids running. I don't think too much of it because it's a middle school and kids are always playing around. So I'm standing at the urinal and this kid runs into the bathroom like he's running for his life. A few seconds later Steve busts through the door carrying a fork and is screaming that he's gonna kill the first kid. He's swinging and missing with the fork like A-Rod at the plate during the playoffs. The first kid hits him with a nice juke move and gets past him and locks himself in a stall. Steve tries using brute strength to get the door open and when that doesn't work he crawls on the pissy floor to go UNDER the door. I didn't think he would make it because it was a narrow space and his head to body ratio was Bobble Head Doll- esque. The first kid screams and then hops over top of the stall and jets out the door. Steve is in the stall and then starts screaming because he doesn't know how to get out of the locked stall. (Remember he was special ed). I wanted no parts of the situation so I just zipped up, washed my hands and got out of there. Turns out Steve was locked in the stall for 45mins before someone got him out.
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How come you weren't in the staff bathrooms? 
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757bred said:
I used to work in the local school system as a Computer Tech. I had just a few schools I would travel to, and got to be somewhat familiar with a few of the students. In one of the middle schools there was this special ed class, and one student in particular who was friendly but definitely had some developmental issues. (I can't remember his name, but let's call him Steve) One day i'm diddy-bopping to the bathroom and hear some screaming and see some kids running. I don't think too much of it because it's a middle school and kids are always playing around. So I'm standing at the urinal and this kid runs into the bathroom like he's running for his life. A few seconds later Steve busts through the door carrying a fork and is screaming that he's gonna kill the first kid. He's swinging and missing with the fork like A-Rod at the plate during the playoffs. The first kid hits him with a nice juke move and gets past him and locks himself in a stall. Steve tries using brute strength to get the door open and when that doesn't work he crawls on the pissy floor to go UNDER the door. I didn't think he would make it because it was a narrow space and his head to body ratio was Bobble Head Doll- esque. The first kid screams and then hops over top of the stall and jets out the door. Steve is in the stall and then starts screaming because he doesn't know how to get out of the locked stall. (Remember he was special ed). I wanted no parts of the situation so I just zipped up, washed my hands and got out of there. Turns out Steve was locked in the stall for 45mins before someone got him out.
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:lol:
 
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