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Im saying though just write a few more before retiringhe said activated her trap card and she wasnt even in her final form
Crazy stories from your job.
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rusty had me at the edge of my rolley chair at work reading that ish
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this video had me dyin
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Should've told her about your special need and got some top too.I work with special needs kids and work at their houses. So I'm at a clients house playing games in the backyard, we get tired and head inside. As we pass the moms room the kid swings open the door and mom is toppin some dude off. I immediately grab the kid and head into his room. Mom comes up and talks to me so awkwardly at the end of my session and asks if I can just keep it between us. :x
Same case months later, she asks to have session at her "friends" house (different guy). I go to use the bathroom and as I'm washing my hands I just happen to look into the shower. Tell me why there are like 3-4 used condoms just chillin in the tub!? Like they were airing them out to re-use them.
That slow-motion for ya-When I worked at KB toys, had a manager who was like slow but knew how to do his job. This girl who worked with us would always go hard on him( called him names, talked about him like a dog). So one day its me, him, and the girl working. Now its me by myself working up front doing everything. And i'm wondering where the other two are. So about an hour goes past and its getting crazy busy and I need help. No one is answering the intercom so I say f' it and go to the back office. As soon as I open the door, I see the girl sucking my manager off something major.
That's not karma. That's revenge
And now you need to pm those pics to me /Cosby voiceOne day while working at a shoe store I met this older broad 36-38yrs old w kids and got her number. We start texting and within a couple of days she wants to meet up at my job during lunch. I get into her car and tells me how I'm so young and how she shouldn't be even meeting me on the first place. I knew this broad hadn't had any D in a while so words exchange we start kissing and starts rubbing me down at the pants. She unzips my zipper and takes out the D. She goes on and says how fat and big it is and starts to fap me off. So we end up talking and we arrange to meet up after work as I'm already late. So hours go by and after work she picks me up in her van. She drives off and parks on quite street when we go to the back of the van and get our smash on. She was so tight I could feel my junk tearing it upfunny thing is her van is rocking back and fourth and 30min go by and we see that a car parks right behind her van. So we stop and put our clothes back on and we drive off. Btw this is the same chick my boss was trying to get at but had no game. He wanted proof so I showed him the pictures
I really saw this story as Gus doing it so it was funny and badass
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I have a classic story but I'm scared to share it
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Share it.
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Rusty, please make a thread with all your stories... all these joints are comedy... and your story telling is top notch... reminiscent to old nt stores (harlem shake, dude talking about stripper summit and some others)...
please post them man... love the reads
... Imma be in the hospital and these would be good reading materialalso love how you say... "NEW RUSTY!!!!" (I can hear the horns in my head)
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I was working at Shoprite (Eastcoast supermarket for you SoCal heads 
) and some lady dropped a 2 liter bottle of coke. Coke exploded, cap hit the women behind her in the head and also drenched her with coke. This happened about 5 feet away from me. Dude who had to clean it had the classic "" look.
) and some lady dropped a 2 liter bottle of coke. Coke exploded, cap hit the women behind her in the head and also drenched her with coke. This happened about 5 feet away from me. Dude who had to clean it had the classic "" look.
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I was working at Shoprite (Eastcoast supermarket for you SoCal heads
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I was working at Shoprite (Eastcoast supermarket for you SoCal heads
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Rusty came through with another story, haha.
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Face dun got raped at his job 
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we got a dishwasher at work. he just did 10 years in the slammer. real honest dude, just don't eff with his money or anything. anyways he gave a line cook 60 for an eighth of tree. cook takes 2 weeks to get it and finally just gives him a gram. :x dishwasher slammed him up against the wall and put the fear of god in dude. it was the funniest thing ever because the cook thinks he's some tough guy too. my chef saw the whole thing and just shrugged his shoulders and said he had it coming.
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In High School I worked at a mortgage originator doing Data Entry and got my friends jobs there too:
- They asked us to come in on a Saturday and there was only one other guy in the office who was real cool. So we had a full on office rubber band war. We made forts, shields, etc. Went on for about an hour with numerous fist fights almost occurring. Best part was that we got all the work we needed to do done too.
-Our boss was a pretty attractive early-40s something mixed woman with an enormous donk but she was the most intense germophobe I've ever met. She liked to dance and shake her donk in our faces 'cus we knew if we touched her she'd fire us. One of my boys got fired and he put together his stuff then walked over to her desk and sneezed on his hand and gave her a hug.
-There were five of us Data Entry kids working in one huge office that used to be for the Senior VP in the corner of our office and one day two of my friends started arguing and agreed to have a wrestling match in the office. We played walk-in music for them as they walked down the hall. It ended with one of them getting piledrived onto the ground. How he didn't get brain damage is beyond me.
-Our company had 3x the national average of loan defaults so during my last couple of weeks there the HUD and FHA sent investigators to our office and I had to sit there with them pulling files for a couple of weeks.
-Our boss' assistant was an alcoholic and we're pretty sure she was a dope fiend too. She would be absolutely ripped at work and the stuff she would say was hilarious. One day she was extra hammered and asked us if we wanted anything from KFC, we told her no thanks. She came back with atleast $100 worth of KFC for us and sat there eating KFC Snacker's on the floor in the middle of our office.
There was sexual harassment pretty much every day.
- They asked us to come in on a Saturday and there was only one other guy in the office who was real cool. So we had a full on office rubber band war. We made forts, shields, etc. Went on for about an hour with numerous fist fights almost occurring. Best part was that we got all the work we needed to do done too.
-Our boss was a pretty attractive early-40s something mixed woman with an enormous donk but she was the most intense germophobe I've ever met. She liked to dance and shake her donk in our faces 'cus we knew if we touched her she'd fire us. One of my boys got fired and he put together his stuff then walked over to her desk and sneezed on his hand and gave her a hug.
-There were five of us Data Entry kids working in one huge office that used to be for the Senior VP in the corner of our office and one day two of my friends started arguing and agreed to have a wrestling match in the office. We played walk-in music for them as they walked down the hall. It ended with one of them getting piledrived onto the ground. How he didn't get brain damage is beyond me.
-Our company had 3x the national average of loan defaults so during my last couple of weeks there the HUD and FHA sent investigators to our office and I had to sit there with them pulling files for a couple of weeks.
-Our boss' assistant was an alcoholic and we're pretty sure she was a dope fiend too. She would be absolutely ripped at work and the stuff she would say was hilarious. One day she was extra hammered and asked us if we wanted anything from KFC, we told her no thanks. She came back with atleast $100 worth of KFC for us and sat there eating KFC Snacker's on the floor in the middle of our office.
There was sexual harassment pretty much every day.
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^ That was a good read.
That was a good read.
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The young chick is Batman, older chick is Bane:
'Ohhhh you think ratchetness is your ally, you merely adopted the ratchetness. I was born in it, molded by it, I didn't hear common sense until I was already a woman and by then it was nothing to me but deafening”
lol'd in real life. hella funny
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any updates on Lorenzo? or was that from another thread
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More info on that story and about sexual harassment, those are always funny-Our boss was a pretty attractive early-40s something mixed woman with an enormous donk but she was the most intense germophobe I've ever met. She liked to dance and shake her donk in our faces 'cus we knew if we touched her she'd fire us. One of my boys got fired and he put together his stuff then walked over to her desk and sneezed on his hand and gave her a hug.
There was sexual harassment pretty much every day.
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Well, i used to be a janitor at Dairy Queen (im only 17) and i used to see a lot of gross stuff but the day i quit i saw something i shouldnt have seen. This one kid always was dirty he was like 5 years old and his parents didnt watch him. I went to do my usual bathroom cleaning routine when i came in the bathroom and there was a chunk of doo doo laying on the floor with the toilet paper he used to wipe his butt im the toilet, i said i wasn't cleaning up and they fired me...
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In High School I worked at a mortgage originator doing Data Entry and got my friends jobs there too:
-There were five of us Data Entry kids working in one huge office that used to be for the Senior VP in the corner of our office and one day two of my friends started arguing and agreed to have a wrestling match in the office. We played walk-in music for them as they walked down the hall. It ended with one of them getting piledrived onto the ground. How he didn't get brain damage is beyond me.
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I work as a new born photographer at a local hospital. Every day I go in I get a list with all of the parents on it wit the nurses notes. Last week One parents name was on it and the Nurses note said "12 Y.O. Autistic Mom SMH".... Sad..
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RustyShackleford............you stupid.
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the note said SMH
SMH at the parent for trying to get a new born photographer to take pics of their 12 year old
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the note said SMH
SMH at the parent for trying to get a new born photographer to take pics of their 12 year old
I thought it meant the mom was 12 and autistic.
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