Crazy stories from your job. - Page 25

Originally Posted by casekicks 

Someone needs to make a "Rusty's Greatest Hits" post/thread to put all his stories in one helpful location..

Originally Posted by casekicks 

Someone needs to make a "Rusty's Greatest Hits" post/thread to put all his stories in one helpful location..

Originally Posted by 88th 

I used to work with this smoking hot girl at a certain store chain. She worked the cosmetic counter and only really worked like two days outta the week. She was this black chick with perfect round ***.

Now the manager at the time was a HUGE frat boy type that treated his hiring job like his own eye candy auditions.

I never realized until I got to know him personally that all the chicks that worked there were cute and/or hot.

So he hires this hot black chick and she is pretty much terrible at her job. I had to pretty much coach her in working sales, but nothing I taught her ever sunk in. Despite this her commissions were through the roof. She was selling cosmetics like crazy.

I also noticed that guys came in all the time and spent huge amounts of time in her section. Some flirted, some asked for her help specifically, and some came in the store just to see her.

No one could figure out what it was about her getting soo many guys and soo much sales.

So this horndog manager looved hitting the bars and picking up chicks. He also loved hitting the clubs and titty bars.

One day he comes into work and acts all weird around her. I notice and ask him what's up. Knowing his reputation I figured he nailed her or something. He denies this but after some badgering he takes me back to the stockroom and explains his story.

Apparently during a drunken binge, he and some buddies decied to go to a strip club. While having a good time the manager sits at the front of the stage and he hears "Please welcome Paris to the stage!"

Manager turns around and sees his cosmetic sales associate twerking on stage and riding the pole like a pro. Manager goes crazy and figures he's seeing things. He gets close to her and pretty much confirms that it is her. After he awkwardly stuffs a $5 in her g string he leaves and tells no one besides me. Apparently the regulars at the club had figured out her day job and decided to give her visits there. Their main objective was to beat. Pretty sure a few guys tried to pay for it too. Guess by buying cosmetics they thought they could get some.

Some people were convinced she was hooking on the side and used this day job as a cover. To this day, no one really knows. Needless to say the hot chick quits a few weeks after the whole thing.

Hilariously guys still came into the store asking for her by name.
One time this young hispanic guy came in with roses and asked if she still worked there. I said no, and then he goes "she was fine huh?"

Rumor has it she got a job at a plastic surgeon's office and got a free boob job.

Originally Posted by lil dre 08 

This happened a couple weeks ago.

I work at a bakery that also serves as a catering party. My job does business with this event center so we can host parties and weddings their.

I cant remember the name of the sorority but we are hosting their bar party. And an hour into it the grossness starts.

It's crazy packed because the girls can bring dates and my event coordinator comes up to me and the other door man and tells us that we need to clean someones vomit . I wasnt cleaning it so I just held the bag for dude. To make it worse we didn't have any towels so we poured cleaner on it but essentially he was just rubbing it back in the carpet (it still smells to walk by it). It looked like the person had ate some nachos because it looked cheesy and I saw a piece of lettuce in it. Some girl on the dance floor left her heels there and vomit was all on them. Buddy did not clean them though

30 minutes later a toilet gets clogged in the women's restroom. Again, so the other doorman with me goes to unclog it. (The significance of this comes in a couple of paragraphs)

Shortly before the party ends this dude is sitting at a table with his date. He throws up on the table like it is nothing. Then him and his date go back to dancing. Once again I was not cleaning it.

So the party ends at 1am. We eventually get the place cleared and are ready to start cleaning. the guy working the door with me and myself are mopping the dance floor and one of the bartenders came in. Apparently he was taking out the trash and complained about one of the trashbags coming from one of the women's restroom smelt like someone had dropped a mean one in it. Dude working the door with me said "Yeah" like that was normal. I reply "What do you mean yeah?" At this point everyone is in there to hear the story.

He says "I went to unclog the toilet and and some chick took a massive s**t, it was so much that the plunger didn't work and on top of that she threw up on it. So I had to throw the turds away." We pause and look at each other and then I ask "How did you throw it away?" He said he had to legit put his hand in the toilet and take out the turds one by one until the toilet would flush.

If that wasn't disgusting enough I hear my event coordinator scream. One of the other bartenders runs in the women's restroom to see what is wrong and in the other stall there is a bloody tampon somehow stuck to the wall. She says she is not taking it off and tries to get one of us to do it and I tell her that she is a woman so she should take it off. Eventually she does.

It's crazy because all of this happened in the women's restroom. For how wasted everyone was, I didn't even have to mop the men's room, all I had to do was wipe the counters off real quick because they were a little wet.

The only conclusion that I could come up with is that women are disgusting creatures.
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