Crazy stories from your job.

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Not my job but a good friend of mine has a roughly 70 year old boss who just doesn't do **** at work and blasts military marching music in his office all day. Unsurprisingly, he was later caught by several coworkers doing hitler salutes in his office. He wasn't even doing it to someone, the guy thought he was all alone in his office with nobody watching. He only got caught because someone peeped through some blinds, curious about the loud military marching music, and called over some coworkers when she saw him repeat the hitler salute.

Edit: And when I say blasting that music, I do mean obnoxiously loud. My friend works in R&D at a chemical company and the whole lab can hear it.

At a company event this probably drunk lesbian girl walks up to another girl and says “you look so good, I wanna eat your ***** from the back”.