Kanye got Kim Kardashian pregnant. No troll.

It's kind of a win-win situation though. I understand there is a possibility I won't find EXACTLY the girl I'm hoping for to be my wife. But while I'm still searching, I'm still living that bachelor lifestyle and stacking my paper instead of wasting it on baby mommas who are your baby momma's because of irresponsiblility .
I don't want to get married till I'm 30+ with some1 in her low 20s with a college degree. I want to get the most out of this life thing. If I don't find that beautiful 22 yr old med student, when I'm 35-36. I'll settle for a beautiful 25 yr old college professor.
But it's way better than settling for a 26 yr old HS graduate, with 1 previous kid by the time I'm 27.

I seriously wish you the best and that your dream becomes a reality...srs.
 
i get what steezy is saying about being with a chick for a good amount of time and having breaks in between especially when you start out young in the relationship...

some of you dudes will understand later when you finally get the balls to ask out the girl you been stalking online...
 
You people cant enjoy the fact that Kanye is blessing the universe with his seed?
You have to turn this great news for the world into an argument?

**** dont make no sense.
 
Didn't Roger from "Sister, Sister" get up in B's yambs

No way B's yambs were deadstock when Jay got them. VNDS maybe, NDS yeah, but the amount of rumors of Jay taking Beyonce on trips and beating up the box like it was shipped from Eastbay, tells me that B probably had a slong filled past



lmaoooo this made me laugh! well played sir.




but yea there were rumors of nelly pipin back in the day..before ashanti hit the scene.
 
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You people cant enjoy the fact that Kanye is blessing the universe with his seed?
You have to turn this great news for the world into an argument?
**** dont make no sense.

Did you cry bro?....say the truth!
 
Speaking of bodycounts, I always viewed a girl's bodycount the same way as I would my opponent's killstreaks in Modern Warfare.

You would love it if she was only got UAV, buts that's rarely the case.

Predator Missiles or Attack Chooper, is a sweat spot you can deal with

AC-130, you start to get scared

Osprey Gunner, you should consider exiting out the game

If she got a MOAB then no one would blame you for quitting

But if she got Triple MOAB gameplays, then you're *** needs to be exiting out to the lobby immediately, wtf are you doing still playing. Why would you stay in that situation an take a confirmed L.

Kim literally got a gameplay that was posted online. To bad she camped the entire time
 
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So how do you smooth operators go about finding out body counts of potential wifeys?
 
Went to sleep and forgot all about this until I went on FB to see this being the main topic :lol: The things ppl are saying. It really dawned on me again that being famous sucks sometimes.


Thought this thread would've been more pages by now.
 
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Speaking of bodycounts, I always viewed a girl's bodycount the same way as I would my opponent's killstreaks in Modern Warfare.

You would love it if she was only got UAV, buts that's rarely the case.

Predator Missiles or Attack Chooper, is a sweat spot you can deal with

AC-130, you start to get scared

Osprey Gunner, you should consider exiting out the game

If she got a MOAB then no one would blame you for quitting

But if she got Triple MOAB gameplays, then you're *** needs to be exiting out to the lobby immediately, wtf are you doing still playing. Why would you stay in that situation an take a confirmed L.

Kim literally got a gameplay that was posted online. To bad she camped the entire time


I swear with Rustys storys and now this.....

I just became Rustys #1 fan.... :rofl:
 
This has turned into a beauty salon

"girl I heard Beyonce was sexin Roger from sister sister"

how do yall even keep up with this stuff? Stuff being other people's sex lives
 
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