Last Time You Crapped Yourself? Vol.Mudbutt

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Always once when I sick and I think I have to fart but its really a...........

I accidently **** in the shower a couple of years back...

Never

i was in third grade and i was wearing white shorts and no underwear.

 

my mom took me to Sedanos (latin grocery store) and i remember some goofball in a green shirt pointing to my butt and mentioning to his (presumably) girlfriend that I had a stain on the back.

 

Yeah, I did it. Guess what? Felt great.

Last time I crapped myself was when I in elementary school because back then I hated stopping what I'm doing to take a sht .

Yuck, you guys need better control. Only once as an adult like 10 years ago. I had food poisoning and was throwing up at the same time. Food poisoning is no joke, I ain't even know it was possible to throw up and diarrhea at the same time.

The potential lulz from this thread 

 

I honestly can't remember the last time, it had to be when I was an infant. *knock on wood*

Back in the 4th grade. I used to be deathly afraid of going in a public bathroom, even if it were clean. One day after recess I was feeling the bubble guts but thought whatever about it but then I started farting and I felt my pants become squirmy in my butt area so I asked to go to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom and I had mud all over my boxers man it was bad. I pooped for a few mins but didn't let it all out (I didn't want to be out for too long cause people would know I was taking a dump). After I was done I threw my dirty boxers into the trash can in the bathroom . So after I got some out, I rushed back to my classroom. As soon as I got back, I sat down and felt the dhiarea rush back to me so I rushed out while screaming to my teacher that I forgot to wash my hands I smelled a little like poop for the rest of the day

driving home from work a couple months ago, decided to float an air biscuit while singing some old school, the biscuit came with gravy

By Gods grace I never have. Not even back in Kindergarten. Came close.... I feel like I may jinx myself with this post.

When I was driving to school while having food poisoning. 

never pooped myself..but i remember in the 3rd grade i was in class and i felt the gopher poppin out..

 

eyes watery,standing real straight trying not to move then i snipped the turtle head..

 

it was chillin in my undies for a lil bit, we had just read stone soup so we had to make our own stews with ingredients we brought from home..come to think of it we always were making food in that class...

teacher was a fat lady...

 

anyway..i now had this little golfball sized turd rolling in my power ranger undies..i tried to pull on them to release it but the elastic made it difficult..i ended smushing a little bit of it..

 

i pretended to go sharpen my pencil and i just stuck my hand thru my zipper and let it fall down to where my ankle was..

 

i walked back towards my group lifted my pant leg a lil bit and let it roll out by a nearby group of kids..noone saw me..

 

we were done with our group project then i heard someone scream....ewwwwwwwww

 

some kid stepped in it and then everyone started freaking out..

 

what is it!!! and i just chilled at my seat eating my soup like a boss 

Another time I made stool on myself was in 6th grade. We were playing manhunt and I thought I could hold it in but appearantly I couldn't. 30 minutes into the game, I farted and I knew what was going down so I started sprinting home. I was farting while I was running and felt the mud slide down my legs and all dat. I got home and took the meanest dump known to man. When I got up, there was poop on the toilet seat because my legs/butt were muddy

yeaaap same

In 2nd grade I had out door detention (standing against the fence) while all the other kids were having recess...

about 5 mins in... I had to let one rip. I was so relieved when i let out some gas it was a silent one too so nobody else heard it and i didnt embarrass myself.

next thing you know i just feel something Hot oozing down my right leg through my jeans...

i looked down and it was a puddle of mudbutt secretions all over my payless light up shoes.


However, to answer your question.. the Last Time was this morning... that liquor dump from new years got my poop like

dam , there are some beans being spilled in this thread

you dudes are too much .

Awesome thread to bring the new years in.

2nd or 3rd grade right before a school trip, probably younger. My mom just took me home. It's funny cuz I didn't even feel it. I kept asking what's that smell and saying somebody smells like doo doo. It was the most apt case of whoever smelt it, dealt it.

When I was in the swimming pool.

Homemade algae

What did the guy you were wrestling have to say about all this?

i think it was like summer 9th grade. had like a bbq at school and it didnt hit me until i was on the bus. sweating bullets counting down the stops that til my house. got off the bus and started sprinting like carl lewis and started to feel a release and warmth running down my thighs. ran into the bathroom, SMH

tossed errthang in a bag and threw it out. jumped in the shower and scrubbed down like crazy

1999 when I was in tenth grade. I was sweating bullets on the bus. I felt every bump in the road. Once I made it to school and was en route to the bathroom, I felt compelled to release some pressure. RIP Charlotte hornet boxers.

thought i did a few days ago



it was just a very very steamy fart

Summer of 1999.  I was 12 years old and my older brother was chasing me around the pool trying to throw me in.  As I was running I said "EAT THIS!" and let out what was intended to be a fart.  Next thing I know I feel an uncomfortable squishiness rubbing against my backside and see doo doo chunks scattered around the back patio. At this point my brother is on the ground in tears from laughing so hard, so I run into the bathroom and lock the door to clean myself up.  The shart got caught in the mesh netting of the bathing suit so I had to toss it in the garbage and come out of the bathroom in a towel.  To add insult to injury, my whole family was waiting outside the bathroom door laughing hysterically at my misfortune.