never pooped myself..but i remember in the 3rd grade i was in class and i felt the gopher poppin out..
eyes watery,standing real straight trying not to move then i snipped the turtle head..
it was chillin in my undies for a lil bit, we had just read stone soup so we had to make our own stews with ingredients we brought from home..come to think of it we always were making food in that class...
teacher was a fat lady...
anyway..i now had this little golfball sized turd rolling in my power ranger undies..i tried to pull on them to release it but the elastic made it difficult..i ended smushing a little bit of it..
i pretended to go sharpen my pencil and i just stuck my hand thru my zipper and let it fall down to where my ankle was..
i walked back towards my group lifted my pant leg a lil bit and let it roll out by a nearby group of kids..noone saw me..
we were done with our group project then i heard someone scream....ewwwwwwwww
some kid stepped in it and then everyone started freaking out..
what is it!!! and i just chilled at my seat eating my soup like a boss