Last Time You Crapped Yourself? Vol.Mudbutt

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Last Saturday I wrestled in my first tournament. During my first match I was hip tossed out of bounds and I felt it crown.
I tried to persevere during the bout and while avoiding a pin it came out. Unfortunately I lost that day, but luckily for me it didn't show through my singlet.
I had two more matches that day...

That day I broke my 10 year streak of not crapping myself. :smh:
 
Always once when I sick and I think I have to fart but its really a...........
 
i was in third grade and i was wearing white shorts and no underwear.

my mom took me to Sedanos (latin grocery store) and i remember some goofball in a green shirt pointing to my butt and mentioning to his (presumably) girlfriend that I had a stain on the back.

Yeah, I did it. Guess what? Felt great.
 
Last time I crapped myself was when I in elementary school because back then I hated stopping what I'm doing to take a sht .
 
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Yuck, you guys need better control. Only once as an adult like 10 years ago. I had food poisoning and was throwing up at the same time. Food poisoning is no joke, I ain't even know it was possible to throw up and diarrhea at the same time. :smh:
 
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I honestly can't remember the last time, it had to be when I was an infant. *knock on wood*
 
Back in the 4th grade. I used to be deathly afraid of going in a public bathroom, even if it were clean. One day after recess I was feeling the bubble guts but thought whatever about it but then I started farting and I felt my pants become squirmy in my butt area so I asked to go to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom and I had mud all over my boxers man it was bad. I pooped for a few mins but didn't let it all out (I didn't want to be out for too long cause people would know I was taking a dump). After I was done I threw my dirty boxers into the trash can in the bathroom :x . So after I got some out, I rushed back to my classroom. As soon as I got back, I sat down and felt the dhiarea rush back to me so I rushed out while screaming to my teacher that I forgot to wash my hands :lol: I smelled a little like poop for the rest of the day
 
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driving home from work a couple months ago, decided to float an air biscuit while singing some old school, the biscuit came with gravy :\


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By Gods grace I never have. Not even back in Kindergarten. Came close.... I feel like I may jinx myself with this post.
 
never pooped myself..but i remember in the 3rd grade i was in class and i felt the gopher poppin out..

eyes watery,standing real straight trying not to move then i snipped the turtle head..

it was chillin in my undies for a lil bit, we had just read stone soup so we had to make our own stews with ingredients we brought from home..come to think of it we always were making food in that class...

teacher was a fat lady...

anyway..i now had this little golfball sized turd rolling in my power ranger undies..i tried to pull on them to release it but the elastic made it difficult..i ended smushing a little bit of it..

i pretended to go sharpen my pencil and i just stuck my hand thru my zipper and let it fall down to where my ankle was..

i walked back towards my group lifted my pant leg a lil bit and let it roll out by a nearby group of kids..noone saw me..

we were done with our group project then i heard someone scream....ewwwwwwwww

some kid stepped in it and then everyone started freaking out..

what is it!!! and i just chilled at my seat eating my soup like a boss 
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Another time I made stool on myself was in 6th grade. We were playing manhunt and I thought I could hold it in but appearantly I couldn't. 30 minutes into the game, I farted and I knew what was going down so I started sprinting home. I was farting while I was running and felt the mud slide down my legs and all dat. I got home and took the meanest dump known to man. When I got up, there was poop on the toilet seat because my legs/butt were muddy :x
 
In 2nd grade I had out door detention (standing against the fence) while all the other kids were having recess...

about 5 mins in... I had to let one rip. I was so relieved when i let out some gas it was a silent one too so nobody else heard it and i didnt embarrass myself.

next thing you know i just feel something Hot oozing down my right leg through my jeans...

i looked down and it was a puddle of mudbutt secretions all over my payless light up shoes. :smh:


However, to answer your question.. the Last Time was this morning... that liquor dump from new years got my poop like :x
 
2nd or 3rd grade right before a school trip, probably younger. My mom just took me home. It's funny cuz I didn't even feel it. I kept asking what's that smell and saying somebody smells like doo doo. It was the most apt case of whoever smelt it, dealt it.
 
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