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I know every line off every skit off every episode

How y'all gone choke a legend. You think I don't wanna choke people? You cant just chow all your problems. It takes hard work. If I had my way I'll never work. Just stay at home all day watch scarface 50 times eat a turkey sandwhich and have sex all ******g day. Then I'll put on a clown suit and surprise kids at school. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and wait til somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. It's funny to me. Then I'd paint read and play violin. I climb the mountains and sing the songs I'd like to sing but i don't got that kinda time

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EDIT: Misquote....

Do I need to tell you what the **** you can do with an aluminum tube?
 
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TroyD said:
I know every line off every skit off every episode

How y'all gone choke a legend. You think I don't wanna choke people? You cant just chow all your problems. It takes hard work. If I had my way I'll never work. Just stay at home all day watch scarface 50 times eat a turkey sandwhich and have sex all ******g day. Then I'll put on a clown suit and surprise kids at school. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater and wait til somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. It's funny to me. Then I'd paint read and play violin. I climb the mountains and sing the songs I'd like to sing but i don't got that kinda time

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I only drink the finest breastmilks.....
 
I'm shutting down the studio!

Mars red rocks YAY YEY

Black tony blair - We don't know much about this n. but we can't trust random n's as George so eloquently put it I'm with him a hundred percent of the way. We don't know what he has!

This is the remix edition of a song of my pissin I got that peein leakin reekin and there's juice in the kitchen

Katie got some big *** tiddays ah ah ah ah ah

You guys want some grapes? Britches

I'm the worlds richest man. And I'm black. Kiss my black *** America ah ah ah ah ah

Better watch your tone man. You don't know who you talkin to. I'm leonard Washington. You want this roll n? You gon have to shoot me!

Look I don't know why I'm here. I ain't crazy. And if you tell anyone I been in here I'll ******g kill ya. It's confidential Leonard it's just you and me. Well confidentially I am crazy and I'll ******g kill ya
 
Could literally quote every episode of the show. Can't really think of one I don't like.

Leonard Washington: For the record, I'm not crazy and if you tell anyone I was here....I'll f******n kill you.
Psychiatrist: It is ok, everything is confidential here.
LW: In that case, I am crazy....and I'll f*****n kill you
:rofl: :rofl:
 
That BLACK, WHITE SUPREMACIST (Clayton Bigsby, I think) had me HOOKED :smh:
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