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Ok, self explanatory. Post anything embarassing that happened to you. Doesn't matter if no one saw or if someone did see, you wish they didn't mean.gif. Or it could be something you just flat out denied. I'll start....

When I was 10, I went to Coney Island ate something before going on the Breakdancer and pooped while on the ride. It was not a pleasant ride home to say the least.

A few years back I went to go meet my boys to play ball in the park and I really had to go to the bathroom since I was on the bus. The bus stop by the park was 4 blocks away and the courts were in the back of the huge park (Marine Park in Brooklyn if you're familiar with size of the park). I had to walk the huge are of grass having to go bad and there were people and kids everywhere. I almost wio as instinct, but couldn't so I just let it go. I never had to go to bad in my life. Worst part, I could see the bathrooms but it was dumb far. By the time got to the court, I lied to my boys and said a lady with a baby sat next to me on the bus and the kid peed on me mean.gif.

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Sounds like you're stomach is all messed up.
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Sounds like you're stomach is all messed up.

I was 9! Come on man laugh.gif
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1st grade: I was walking to my house from the bus stop after school, had to go to the bathroom all day but never did. Long story short, I pissed myself as I was trying to unlock the front door... mean.gif then, but its funny now looking back on it

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Used to wear a uniform to school. Khaki pants blue top. My mother washed my khakis with a pink shirt. Woke up to catch bus at 7 and didn't realize but my pants had a pinkish glow to them. I caught all types of jokes at school. Had to tough the day out tho. Got home and burned em
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Used to wear a uniform to school. Khaki pants blue top. My mother washed my khakis with a pink shirt. Woke up to catch bus at 7 and didn't realize but my pants had a pinkish glow to them. I caught all types of jokes at school. Had to tough the day out tho. Got home and burned em

You should've hit em with the Cam'ron swag bro
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dont know if i will regret posting this....but .......

 

 

 

 

i used to wet the bed as a kid......all the way till i was twelve.....the problem was a small bladder.........doctors prescribed some weird regimen like drinking so many glasses of water before 5 oclock......then not drinking ANYTHING till the next morning......making sure i waited as long as i could before using the bathroom.....etc.....

 

 

i remember everytime i woke up with the sheets wet...having this horrific feeling......

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"A vaincre sans péril, on triomphe sans gloire"

 

                                                                                                "if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them"

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Used to wear a uniform to school. Khaki pants blue top. My mother washed my khakis with a pink shirt. Woke up to catch bus at 7 and didn't realize but my pants had a pinkish glow to them. I caught all types of jokes at school. Had to tough the day out tho. Got home and burned em

bwahahah......drastic measures.....

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"A vaincre sans péril, on triomphe sans gloire"

 

                                                                                                "if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them"

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Used to wear a uniform to school. Khaki pants blue top. My mother washed my khakis with a pink shirt. Woke up to catch bus at 7 and didn't realize but my pants had a pinkish glow to them. I caught all types of jokes at school. Had to tough the day out tho. Got home and burned em

If only pink foams existed then laugh.gif
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dont know if i will regret posting this....but .......




i used to wet the bed as a kid......all the way till i was twelve.....the problem was a small bladder.........doctors prescribed some weird regimen like drinking so many glasses of water before 5 oclock......then not drinking ANYTHING till the next morning......making sure i waited as long as i could before using the bathroom.....etc.....


i remember everytime i woke up with the sheets wet...having this horrific feeling......

As long as you don't still do it now, you good laugh.gif
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booked a suite to celebrate an anniversary couple years ago and was walking around the room in my birthday suit. i heard someone slide the room key and open the door, some middle aged lady walked in and stared at the peen. front desk had given the lady the wrong room key. the whole stay, i was mad uncomfortable stepping out of our room lol. i did get comped a bottle of champagne though.
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^^she stuttered ?.......lol

 

 

and no beh235 ...thats no longer the case. i thank god for that.....

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"A vaincre sans péril, on triomphe sans gloire"

 

                                                                                                "if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them"

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post #12 of 86
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^ Should have hit her with that Captain Morgan pose lol
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A couple years back I had a co-worker that I wanted to do dirty things to, but she was mysteriously off the schedule for about three weeks.  I finally come into work one day and I see her and say "Oh ****! You still work here? I thought you died or something." She turns ghost white, looks at me and says "....no." and walks away.

 

...later that day I find out she took time off from work because her mom died of cancer. 

 

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A couple years back I had a co-worker that I wanted to do dirty things to, but she was mysteriously off the schedule for about three weeks.  I finally come into work one day and I see her and say "Oh ****! You still work here? I thought you died or something." She turns ghost white, looks at me and says "....no." and walks away.

...later that day I find out she took time off from work because her mom died of cancer. 

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Oh ****! It's funny, but it's not funny.
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Oh ****! It's funny, but it's not funny.

Order was restored in the universe when she forgot all about it and I ended up doing dirty things to her.

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^That was like the stupidest thing to say in general.
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Had a wet dream once when I was younger and busted right as my mom came in my room to wake me up for school........

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post #18 of 86
Ohhhh where to start, where to start. I seen and done a lot sheet in my young life mean.giflaugh.gif
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Oh ****! It's funny, but it's not funny.
Order was restored in the universe when she forgot all about it and I ended up doing dirty things to her.
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Had a wet dream once when I was younger and busted right as my mom came in my room to wake me up for school........

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Ohhhh where to start, where to start. I seen and done a lot sheet in my young life mean.giflaugh.gif


Oh we know, so vivid we can't forget
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post #22 of 86
my friend and i were walking into a store and he stopped and had that look like "wtf are you going?" i ended up walking into the glass thinking the door was open.
people walking into glass/screen doors will never get old.
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Just got out of school during a winter storm, bout to get off the bus. It was me and two of my friends. I was a little nervous as it is because I always ending slipping or some stupid ish like that. My bruhs get off the bus just fine, no slips or falls.

I start heading down the steps, make it to the last one and get down just fine. So I'm thinking to myself "That went better than expected" in my head, I take one step and bust my a** right in front of the back windows. There were some girls sitting in the back too mean.gif I laughed it off but I was still feeling the burn of shame deep down. Lucky for me it was Friday, so by the time school started next week no one remembered me slipping.
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Just got out of school during a winter storm, bout to get off the bus. It was me and two of my friends. I was a little nervous as it is because I always ending slipping or some stupid ish like that. My bruhs get off the bus just fine, no slips or falls.

I start heading down the steps, make it to the last one and get down just fine. So I'm thinking to myself "That went better than expected" in my head, I take one step and bust my a** right in front of the back windows. There were some girls sitting in the back too mean.gif I laughed it off but I was still feeling the burn of shame deep down. Lucky for me it was Friday, so by the time school started next week no one remembered me slipping.

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I walk slow as hell if its slippery out to make sure i dont goof and get caught slippin while slippin. But i was in a rush once on the way to school and i slipped and busted my ***. Looked around and 2 girls who didnt know english were the only ones who saw me smokin.gif . Got away with it.
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Back in 09, This girl I used to hook up with hit me up to "kick it" I was doing a bunch of blow right then. Showed up to her place, and I couldn't get it up, Last time I ever seen her.

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Aaaw man I remember when I was in the second grade my stepdad at the time used to give me a "haircut" (bald to the point I couldn't make out the hairline)
So monday morning came I was going to the bus stop when I stepped out side I felt that new haircut breeze wrap around my head
Went back in the house to get a benie to cover the shame
Anywho I went to the bustop and my brother being a dikk snatched it off my head to reveal my shame and everybody got to slappin my head up sumthn turrble my till I made it into class I made it half way through the day with the hat on till lunch when the teacher told me to take my hat off. Soon as I take it off my pants fall down exposin my power ranger undies but I pulled them up with the quickness

Straight tragic yo.
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Aaaw man I remember when I was in the second grade my stepdad at the time used to give me a "haircut" (bald to the point I couldn't make out the hairline)
So monday morning came I was going to the bus stop when I stepped out side I felt that new haircut breeze wrap around my head
Went back in the house to get a benie to cover the shame
Anywho I went to the bustop and my brother being a dikk snatched it off my head to reveal my shame and everybody got to slappin my head up sumthn turrble my till I made it into class I made it half way through the day with the hat on till lunch when the teacher told me to take my hat off. Soon as I take it off my pants fall down exposin my power ranger undies but I pulled them up with the quickness

Straight tragic yo.

Damn that's a bad day laugh.gif.

I also bust my *** in the middle of an icy parking lot in the winter while walking to school. Couldn't even play it off. Had to take the L. Middle school mornings in the winter were bad lol
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One summer I used to sneak my chick in the basement, smash and sneak her back out and drive her home. After one excellent session I hear the basement door open and my mom comes downstairs asking what's going on. It's like 3 am and shorty jumped in the closet. She goes back up and I take shorty home. I get back and the basement door was locked. When I get back I see the yellow pages opened up to hotel section. Moms never said a word but I was mad uncomfortable the next day when she made me drive her round

Yesterday I'm in the bank feeling myself. I reach for the jar with suckers only to be reminded of the thick *** glass. I couldn't help but to laugh at myself.

Then this one time I was nailing a new girl. Was in a mini slump before her. Shorty was so tight and juicy. I bussed too early. I told her, with a sheepish smile, you got that touch n buss shawty (stole it from TI). It worked cause she gave me second chance
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^ Damn moms kept it G laugh.gif
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During one of my HS bball games one of my teammates pops the strings to his shorts right before the game starts so since I was bout dat bench warming life I switch with him

By the end of the game we spanking these dudes to the point that I come into the game for dat garbage time so I try switching shorts with the dude I was subbing in for during a timeout but this ***** had a 2x and he was like 5'9" and I couldnt get to tie the string to good so during the game I'm playing with the shorts sagging crazy but I played it off ok not looking all frantic and stuff (I think I even got a steal while holding my shorts with one hand)

During a fast brake I'm running the lane and my dude passed me the rock for a slightly contested layup I could have made but that wasnt happening that night so I miss bad and my shorts drop since I used both hands to catch the ball mean.gif

I picked it up with the swiftness but damb it was still pretty embarrassing in front of all the cheerleaders and crowd

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