Embarassing Confessions Thread. Vol. I Hope Nobody Was Looking

beh235

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Ok, self explanatory. Post anything embarassing that happened to you. Doesn't matter if no one saw or if someone did see, you wish they didn't :smh:. Or it could be something you just flat out denied. I'll start....

When I was 10, I went to Coney Island ate something before going on the Breakdancer and pooped while on the ride. It was not a pleasant ride home to say the least.

A few years back I went to go meet my boys to play ball in the park and I really had to go to the bathroom since I was on the bus. The bus stop by the park was 4 blocks away and the courts were in the back of the huge park (Marine Park in Brooklyn if you're familiar with size of the park). I had to walk the huge are of grass having to go bad and there were people and kids everywhere. I almost wio as instinct, but couldn't so I just let it go. I never had to go to bad in my life. Worst part, I could see the bathrooms but it was dumb far. By the time got to the court, I lied to my boys and said a lady with a baby sat next to me on the bus and the kid peed on me :smh:.

Share yours....
 
1st grade: I was walking to my house from the bus stop after school, had to go to the bathroom all day but never did. Long story short, I pissed myself as I was trying to unlock the front door... 
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 then, but its funny now looking back on it
 
Used to wear a uniform to school. Khaki pants blue top. My mother washed my khakis with a pink shirt. Woke up to catch bus at 7 and didn't realize but my pants had a pinkish glow to them. I caught all types of jokes at school. Had to tough the day out tho. Got home and burned em
 
Joepac12 said:
Used to wear a uniform to school. Khaki pants blue top. My mother washed my khakis with a pink shirt. Woke up to catch bus at 7 and didn't realize but my pants had a pinkish glow to them. I caught all types of jokes at school. Had to tough the day out tho. Got home and burned em
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You should've hit em with the Cam'ron swag bro
 
dont know if i will regret posting this....but .......

i used to wet the bed as a kid......all the way till i was twelve.....the problem was a small bladder.........doctors prescribed some weird regimen like drinking so many glasses of water before 5 oclock......then not drinking ANYTHING till the next morning......making sure i waited as long as i could before using the bathroom.....etc.....

i remember everytime i woke up with the sheets wet...having this horrific feeling......
 
Joepac12 said:
Used to wear a uniform to school. Khaki pants blue top. My mother washed my khakis with a pink shirt. Woke up to catch bus at 7 and didn't realize but my pants had a pinkish glow to them. I caught all types of jokes at school. Had to tough the day out tho. Got home and burned em
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bwahahah......drastic measures.....
 
Joepac12 said:
Used to wear a uniform to school. Khaki pants blue top. My mother washed my khakis with a pink shirt. Woke up to catch bus at 7 and didn't realize but my pants had a pinkish glow to them. I caught all types of jokes at school. Had to tough the day out tho. Got home and burned em
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If only pink foams existed then :lol:

unsuited said:
dont know if i will regret posting this....but .......




i used to wet the bed as a kid......all the way till i was twelve.....the problem was a small bladder.........doctors prescribed some weird regimen like drinking so many glasses of water before 5 oclock......then not drinking ANYTHING till the next morning......making sure i waited as long as i could before using the bathroom.....etc.....


i remember everytime i woke up with the sheets wet...having this horrific feeling......
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As long as you don't still do it now, you good :lol:
 
booked a suite to celebrate an anniversary couple years ago and was walking around the room in my birthday suit. i heard someone slide the room key and open the door, some middle aged lady walked in and stared at the peen. front desk had given the lady the wrong room key. the whole stay, i was mad uncomfortable stepping out of our room lol. i did get comped a bottle of champagne though.
 
^^she stuttered ?.......lol

and no beh235 ...thats no longer the case. i thank god for that.....
 
A couple years back I had a co-worker that I wanted to do dirty things to, but she was mysteriously off the schedule for about three weeks.  I finally come into work one day and I see her and say "Oh ****! You still work here? I thought you died or something." She turns ghost white, looks at me and says "....no." and walks away.

...later that day I find out she took time off from work because her mom died of cancer. 

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Comparison Ford said:
A couple years back I had a co-worker that I wanted to do dirty things to, but she was mysteriously off the schedule for about three weeks.  I finally come into work one day and I see her and say "Oh ****! You still work here? I thought you died or something." She turns ghost white, looks at me and says "....no." and walks away.

...later that day I find out she took time off from work because her mom died of cancer. 

:smh:
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Oh ****! It's funny, but it's not funny.
 
Had a wet dream once when I was younger and busted right as my mom came in my room to wake me up for school........
 
my friend and i were walking into a store and he stopped and had that look like "wtf are you going?" i ended up walking into the glass thinking the door was open.
people walking into glass/screen doors will never get old.
 
Just got out of school during a winter storm, bout to get off the bus. It was me and two of my friends. I was a little nervous as it is because I always ending slipping or some stupid ish like that. My bruhs get off the bus just fine, no slips or falls.

I start heading down the steps, make it to the last one and get down just fine. So I'm thinking to myself "That went better than expected" in my head, I take one step and bust my a** right in front of the back windows. There were some girls sitting in the back too :smh: I laughed it off but I was still feeling the burn of shame deep down. Lucky for me it was Friday, so by the time school started next week no one remembered me slipping.
 
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8PM at MSG said:
Just got out of school during a winter storm, bout to get off the bus. It was me and two of my friends. I was a little nervous as it is because I always ending slipping or some stupid ish like that. My bruhs get off the bus just fine, no slips or falls.

I start heading down the steps, make it to the last one and get down just fine. So I'm thinking to myself "That went better than expected" in my head, I take one step and bust my a** right in front of the back windows. There were some girls sitting in the back too :smh: I laughed it off but I was still feeling the burn of shame deep down. Lucky for me it was Friday, so by the time school started next week no one remembered me slipping.
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:lol:

I walk slow as hell if its slippery out to make sure i dont goof and get caught slippin while slippin. But i was in a rush once on the way to school and i slipped and busted my ***. Looked around and 2 girls who didnt know english were the only ones who saw me :smokin . Got away with it.
 
Back in 09, This girl I used to hook up with hit me up to "kick it" I was doing a bunch of blow right then. Showed up to her place, and I couldn't get it up, Last time I ever seen her.
 
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