Embarassing Confessions Thread. Vol. I Hope Nobody Was Looking

whats a white whale?
Its an idiom referencing Moby ****. You use it to reference something you're pretty much obsessed with that you keep pursuing but never catch. If NT taught me anything, its to learn to keep it moving..
 
^^^I just thought white whale meant and NT thick caucasian woman. Yall are getting too technical with these terms. :lol:
 
Went to Chipotle with my girl a few weeks ago. We sat at one of those small 2 person tables. I commented on how it was too small, it was more like a 1 person table. She says its fine, lets just eat. We start eating, I reach for the Tabasco sauce and straight up spill my water all over myself and the floor :smh: She gets me napkins, has to make like 3 trips for napkins because of all the water :smh: Finally get it cleaned up and continue eating, as we are finishing, she spills her water all over herself and the floor :smh: :lol: I get her napkins and just look at her like >D I told you these tables are too small.

Never eat at the small tables at Chipotle, ever :smh:
 
^^^what in the world kind of response is that



" oh.....are you ok?......i hope there is nothing wrong.....no , really if you are feeling a little sick i am so sorry. i am concerned .....but  here, just put it in there" 

like ...wut?     
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a very very very appreciated response... it was her first time so i assumed it was her being naive, she wanted to try everything or she legit thought it would help.

either way that fudgetunnel was :smokin
 
:lol: @ yall overlooking the metaphorical literary reference of a white whale
 
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So white whale and great white buffalo are two different things?
"White Whale" refers to the fact you never reached/obtained your goal in the end. And goes deeper with the toll the pursuit takes on you (e.g., getting **** faced). "Great White Buffalo" is about the object of desire. Much like when we say a pair of shoes is our "Holy Grail." Its our ultimate desire and actually obtainable. Just hard to come by...

And no, I have not been beasting over no fat white girl :lol:. In fact the exact opposite
 
So white whale and great white buffalo are two different things?
"White Whale" refers to the fact you never reached/obtained your goal in the end. And goes deeper with the toll the pursuit takes on you (e.g., getting **** faced). "Great White Buffalo" is about the object of desire. Much like when we say a pair of shoes is our "Holy Grail." Its our ultimate desire and actually obtainable. Just hard to come by...

And no, I have not been beasting over no fat white girl :lol:. In fact the exact opposite


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