help this southern boy get a hippy chick.

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i just moved to orange county, ca from the south. i like big trucks, duck hunting, all that ****. i've met this girl at the bar and she's a total hippy (works greenpeace, sells weed, etc). any suggestions on place out here to take a hippy chick?
 
take her to the home depot and ask her what the smell is while simultaneously cuffing her mouth in chloroform

should be easy sailing from there
 
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Lol wut

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talk to her like you would any girl. She's not a different breed
 
i just moved to orange county, ca from the south. i like big trucks, duck hunting, all that ****. 
I love the OC 
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big trucks, duck hunting and ****?? What the hell is wrong with you 
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Rancho los alamitos

Google image it.

If she works at the bar order pbr.
Do NOT tell her you kill ducks
If you got a country boy accent...lay it on.
 
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you got this OP, she obviously likes you..

just dont change who you are, stay true to yourself, thats probably the reason she talked to you.

it's hard for girls out here in cali to find someone they can talk to and hang around with, all my homegirls love southern dudes, they want a mans man someone that could wrestle bears and

chop down a tree with a few karate chops they dont want some dude with softer hands than them, wears leggings and carries a murse and wears red pants with cheetah slip-ons..

i was born n raised her in cali but i moved to Georgia for 3 years, i came back with an accent and the charm of a southern gentleman.
 
if she is a real hippie.....shouldn't be a problem getting with her...

if she is not a real hippie.........run......you dont need fake people in your life
 
take her out to volunteer and go buckwild
she probably just a hipster and not really a hippie. prob rock tom shoes and glasses frames with no lenses
 
you got this OP, she obviously likes you..

just dont change who you are, stay true to yourself, thats probably the reason she talked to you.

it's hard for girls out here in cali to find someone they can talk to and hang around with, all my homegirls love southern dudes, they want a mans man someone that could wrestle bears and

chop down a tree with a few karate chops they dont want some dude with softer hands than them, wears leggings and carries a murse and wears red pants with cheetah slip-ons..

i was born n raised her in cali but i moved to Georgia for 3 years, i came back with an accent and the charm of a southern gentleman.


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The Steezy shots are incessant :lol:
 
It's all good :pimp:


Can't wait for the weather to warm up to rock the red pants/cheetah toms just to rustle jimmies some more.
 
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