Most Ridiculous Lines in Rap Thread

[niquefreak94]

Originally Posted by SoVerSoTowel

and to get where i'm at i'll make her Suck 100 ****s
Really? Don't get me wrong Big Sean does have a lot of sus lines, but I never heard this and thought anything other than she gotta **** the crew. Yall got a funny way of thinking

definitely means she gotta smash the crew

don't see the big deal on that one

 

[onlydsdunks703]

shout out my n----a breezy and beat it like rihanna- The Game on Switch Lanes

 

[Peep Game]

Let's go to one of my favorite recent songs from Game, "I REMEMBUH!"
Pop the p****, don't play with it
I don't care if Kanye hit it, I don't care if Jay hit it
I'm a eat it up and I'm a lay with it
We shot a chopper at the gun range
Got stupid cars, got dumb change
Red bottoms, let the tongue hang
Got an off-white Porsche, cum stain

gets me everytime

 

[geministar]

Let's go to one of my favorite recent songs from Game, "I REMEMBUH!"
Pop the p****, don't play with it
I don't care if Kanye hit it, I don't care if Jay hit it
I'm a eat it up and I'm a lay with it
We shot a chopper at the gun range
Got stupid cars, got dumb change
Red bottoms, let the tongue hang
Got an off-white Porsche, cum stain

gets me everytime

Son... 

 

[bearclawd]

ANY RiFF RAFF song/freestyle...

 

[cocotaso1]

ANY RiFF RAFF song/freestyle...

but he done shook dice w/ larry bird in barcelona, so all is forgiven.

 

[510thanos]

"i like a girl wit big breasts on her chest/not flat lookin like somebody stepped on her chest" - juelz

LOLs

 

[soversotowel]

in regards to the Big Sean line i posted, i believe he meant the chick would have to do the deed, not himself.

the only reason i posted it is because i remember that thread about whether that line was ayo or not lol

http://niketalk.com/t/295441/ayo-big-sean/30

that was 2 years ago, time is flying |I

 

[antidope]

in regards to the Big Sean line i posted, i believe he meant the chick would have to do the deed, not himself.

the only reason i posted it is because i remember that thread about whether that line was ayo or not lol

http://niketalk.com/t/295441/ayo-big-sean/30

that was 2 years ago, time is flying

Is that thread real? Reading comprehension is at an all time low. "He meant that he had to suck 100 ***** to get a deal" REALLY!?!??!!?

 

[waitwut]

I done shot dice with Larry Bird in Barcelona! - Riff Raff  

One of the greatest hip hop songs of all time

"Versaces keep me cold, slide like M Bison"

This should be in here



And Bay Area rap is trash for the most part. I listen to E-40 for comedy, not for his "talent" (although I can respect his older @#$%). Never understood why fellow Bay Area people get hurt when someone doesn't like our area's garbage artists.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

riff raff da goat

 

[marco23]

 

[antidope]

 

 

[geministar]

 

[510thanos]

garbage fa realz. what shoes were those he had on tho?

 

[shorty doo wop]

*DEAD* @ juiceman's freestyle

 

[bearclawd]

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DEAD.

 

[Nike Still Sux]

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[marco23]

 

[Peep Game]

"i like a girl wit big breasts on her chest/not flat lookin like somebody stepped on her chest" - juelz

LOLs

this is an underrated one

Glad somebody resurrected the OJ Da Juiceman freestyle. :27s vid, yet only a 15 second freestyle, and it was barely 2 bars

 

[vtotheinay]

i love jeezy but man these few lines had me dying. they were all consecutive too in the same song

Last time I checked I was the man on these streets
They call me residue, I leave blow in these beats
Got diareah flow, now I **** on n's
Even when I'm constipated I still **** on n's
Got some Super Friends in the Legion of Doom
They blowin purple **** that keep me high like the moon

 

[cocotaso1]

"i like a girl wit big breasts on her chest/not flat lookin like somebody stepped on her chest" - juelz

LOLs

this is an underrated one

Glad somebody resurrected the OJ Da Juiceman freestyle. :27s vid, yet only a 15 second freestyle, and it was barely 2 bars

and son didn't eem rhyme, talmbout basketball player w/ basketball player and here to stay with in your face aye!

 

[jthagreat]

I done shot dice with Larry Bird in Barcelona! - Riff Raff  

One of the greatest hip hop songs of all time

"Versaces keep me cold, slide like M Bison"

This should be in here



And Bay Area rap is trash for the most part. I listen to E-40 for comedy, not for his "talent" (although I can respect his older @#$%). Never understood why fellow Bay Area people get hurt when someone doesn't like our area's garbage artists.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

riff raff da goat

Gawd damn that was horrible

 

[antidope]

I love this song too, but "My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360".....What?

Clearly doesn't exist and what is the point even if it did? Elevating bathtub... By a man who rocked a paper towel as a bandana.......OK. What purpose does your elevating bathtub serve?

Bump almost two years to the day thats wild. Didnt even notice.

 

[jayfiend]

Aye Spitta killed that song tho. Flow was smooth as hell.

Edit: never realized that's where that hook came from.

 

[mr marcus]

Breh how did you not know that!!!?