Most Ridiculous Lines in Rap Thread

[uncalled4boy]

"i was in too deep like mekhi phife"
kanye

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[airjordan jb23]

"i was in too deep like mekhi phife"
kanye

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[airthompson]

I've been F'n chicks in the *** since I was 6 in a half. -Big L

still hilarious

 

[fantastic4our]

Rap is full of outlandish lines

There isn't a rapper that you couldn't put in this thread.

 

[dipsetgeneral]

Anything that comes out of Earl Sweatshirts lips. #NoNasty.

 

[trynafeelmink]

In the most logical sense yea kanye F'd up but he can always twist it to mean Like mekhi Phife in "Paid In Full" he was literally addicted to the drug game in too deep

 

[jbc908]

In the most logical sense yea kanye F'd up but he can always twist it to mean Like mekhi Phife in "Paid In Full" he was literally addicted to the drug game in too deep

Phife got killed early in that movie now if he said he was in too deep like camron referring to paid in full that would make more sense

 

[jayfiend]

I'm sorry but the line that will forever have me smh is ...

"You look so good, I'll suck on your daddy's ****"

That has to be one of the wildest lives ever.

 

[greezee]

Jumped out the whip like I was the police
Didn't have a gun, but my wrist said freeze
Got Friday on a DVD
She's a baller and I'm a baller

R.Kelly on Fiesta

 

[jayfiend]

Jumped out the whip like I was the police

Didn't have a gun, but my wrist said freeze

Got Friday on a DVD

She's a baller and I'm a baller

R.Kelly on Fiesta

 

[donmega]

Jumped out the whip like I was the police

Didn't have a gun, but my wrist said freeze

Got Friday on a DVD

She's a baller and I'm a baller

R.Kelly on Fiesta

 

[currensy]

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[dat dude chris]

^^^^^^ NOOOOO ROFLMFAOOOOO

 

[Fong$tarr]

Ghostface in Mighty Healthy. Not really ridiculous but what the heck is he saying?



"Both hands clusty, chillin' with my man Rusty low down

Blew off the burner kinda dusty

The world can't touch Ghost, purple tape Rae co-host

Monty Hall expo, intellect you red pro


Son triflin' f*ck, wildflower on the cyclin'

Pick up the brew thought I was Michael an'

Mics are writin' pool, now, I'm into Iron Duals

Turn-ons the Earth's whoopee, she out of law school


In hale break beats of hell A-Alikes propel parallel

Duracell night, you flash a burnt cell

Snap out of CandyLand, kids the old rumor is

Blacks become immune to sh*t, we never did like


Eatin' dead birds chose the pharmacy over herbs

Men marryin' men, ill they got the herbs pulsar

Scissor hand wig vanished in the winter

Livin' off land you god damn right, I f*ck, fans king me"

 

[jc619er]

HAHA! Here's another dude that you can put everything he writes in this category. And his name is up there for worst of all time. It's not rocket science why this dude's career never took off.

 

[dat dude chris]

I just seen that slideshow of struggle bars from Paps last album

 

[chippedtoothsmile]

If you got the lyrics right it might make a little bit sense

 

[sea manup]

do re mi fa so, i rock like a fossil 

your flow never wet, like grandma *****. im always good like grandma cookies 

 

[jayfiend]

When my man Jeezy was like...

You can't take granted for nothing... And you can't take nothing for granted.

that was just a weak *** line to me

And he did it in the slow Jeezy flow which made it worst.

 

[jayfiend]

do re mi fa so, i rock like a fossil 


your flow never wet, like grandma *****. im always good like grandma cookies 

I found that Wayne line hilarious! I love "no ceilings"

 

[MetalMario]

well in 1 train Danny brown said "bish kitty smell like a penguin" unless im outta tune the hell?

and guys use rapgenius .com to see what they talmbout

EDIT: yo i just rap geniused that line and Danny himself submitted his reasoning

 

[supere14]

Dark shades, Eazy E, five letters, YMCMB

***** *** *****, ***** *** *****

I see ya looking, with ya looking *** *****

You know the rules, kill them all and keep moving

If I died today it’d be a holiday

Lil Wayne

 

[510thanos]

If you got the lyrics right it might make a little bit sense

co-sign. damn near all them lyrics wrong

Nah nah nah...I reserve the worst opening to a song ever for Ja Rule...makes me cringe everytime I hear it. Not sure if it's the raspy/sing-songy voice or just the pure wackness of the line.

When I first met ya all I thought was thong-tho-thong...smh every time.

another wack openin line "at this chick house playin uno"- sheek

 

[216301baller]

Not really a good one but I don't get what this guy is saying

We just dipped
I say she was a 9 like a 3+6
Now she's with her friends lyin sayin we just kissed
And now its...ain't this some **** I rolled up,told her hold up girl these ferragamo kicks
-Michael Rocks

What does that mean ? Lol


Pull up in my trap same color as my armpit lol-Oj da juiceman

 

[Peep Game]

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And to think after i heard "Alphabetical Slaughter" back in 03, I thought he had next I know he was doing a version of BIG's bars from "Victory", but this was just AWFUL.

I'm sure everybody remembers this legendary Canibus line:

"You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a n_'s *** like me."

:x