From Deep Within The Friendzone

The Natural Mystic said:
This thread is disgusting! :x

I remember when I was in college we had a whole bunch of girls mixed in our crew. On spring break during our senior year, one of the girls makes a toast and talks about how we are great friends and brothers....blah blah. I drunkenly interrupt her and proceed to tell every girl there that not to consider me their brother because I will smash every one of them and siblings don't do that. :lol: I wasn't even interested in smashing any of them until she said all that garbage. I ended up smashing 2 of them the next weekend.
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My man :pimp:
 
times like these :pimp: my brothers man they gave me some pointers. some these dudes are my age :x
 
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9 out of 10 of these guys are gay.

No way you painting nails, and wearing bras just to fulfill friendzone obligations.

The only realistic one was that simp coming at 12am to give her flowers and candy, I can see that happening and hoping he gets in, but painting nails and braiding hair give me a ******g break, those guys prefer the company of men....not that there is anything wrong with that...
 
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Naija Nitemare said:
I was once in a situation with my neighbor who has a PHAT *** where she wanted me to sleep in bed with her cuz she was home alone

I knew this would be a chance to smash considering we would make out whenever we would do molly and she'd always put on that Big Sean x Chris Brown slow jawn

but I realllllly didn't wanna smash cuz I know she got dug out by a TON of dudes on campus and just give dome to random dudes from the club all night cuz she lacks that gag reflex.

Long story short, probably shoulda smashed anyway
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@ me for passing up, especially cuz I already done made out with the broad minus whale have smashed too

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@ "standards"
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chiva1908 said:
The one were dude was sleeping facing the other way instead of feeling on them cakes and "text me"

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LOL yea the one dude facing the other way and the dummy holding a best friend cake WTF? lol
 
Naija Nitemare said:
I was once in a situation with my neighbor who has a PHAT *** where she wanted me to sleep in bed with her cuz she was home alone

I knew this would be a chance to smash considering we would make out whenever we would do molly and she'd always put on that Big Sean x Chris Brown slow jawn

but I realllllly didn't wanna smash cuz I know she got dug out by a TON of dudes on campus and just give dome to random dudes from the club all night cuz she lacks that gag reflex.

Long story short, probably shoulda smashed anyway :smh: @ me for passing up, especially cuz I already done made out with the broad minus whale have smashed too

:x @ "standards"
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U trippin mane :x :smh:
 
i am sure we have all been in da friend zone before but damn these dudes are on a whole new level :x
 
iYen said:
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:lol: this gif popped into my head when i scrolled through this thread....it's hard to wrap my head around how dumb these dudes are. i'm not saying to be a ****....but damn, where's all the self-respect?

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Mitchellicious said:


Not really a friendzone thing but I lost it at this :rofl:
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No way thats real life fam.. 30 year old virgins, waiting to marry for your first kiss.. That ish can't be real fam.. That kiss looked like they were sucking air out of each others mouths.. So many lulz from that vid..
 
rck2sactown said:
I found this on my FB 
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damn near threw up when I saw this
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Dude definitely seems like he's batting for the other team.  If not, then
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Sir Charles said:
So I almost got friendzoned today, fought my way out of there. I told her that it is what it is, and I won't go to the wretched friendzone.

She agreed.

The I smoked a bowl with my homie, though I don't smoke. Felt good.
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Sometimes you have to lay it down like that.  A while back, I was out with this girl and some friends, I made a move to kiss her, but she pulled back and said "I think we should just be friends."  Not gonna lie, I wanted to hit her because she definitely lead me on, but I kept my cool and told her "it's cool, I'm not looking for anymore friends."  Got up and felt like a damn loser, so I left.  And made up a story of how I ended up with another chick that night...
 
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Just asked a girl if I was the kind of guy that she would talk to.


She said "To Be honest, No."

After some more small talk, I stopped replying to her and haven't talked to her since.


"You win some, you lose some."
 
frshstunna said:
Naija Nitemare said:
I was once in a situation with my neighbor who has a PHAT *** where she wanted me to sleep in bed with her cuz she was home alone

I knew this would be a chance to smash considering we would make out whenever we would do molly and she'd always put on that Big Sean x Chris Brown slow jawn

but I realllllly didn't wanna smash cuz I know she got dug out by a TON of dudes on campus and just give dome to random dudes from the club all night cuz she lacks that gag reflex.

Long story short, probably shoulda smashed anyway :smh: @ me for passing up, especially cuz I already done made out with the broad minus whale have smashed too

:x @ "standards"
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U trippin mane :x :smh:
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***** what?!?

Yea, it was definitely too late to be acting like you above the chick.

That was green as hell, bro..
 
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