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I'm a bum.

I have no job. I don't go to school. I don't volunteer. I don't workout. I watch dozens of hours of TV a week. I eat like a pig. I yank my you-know-what at an embarrassing rate. I brush my teeth, shower and shave simply to go and check my mailbox (the highlight of my day, btw). I fall asleep and wake up with no responsibility to tend to before or after. 

This is my life. 

What's yours?
bruh I'm almost like that
Doont want to get any worse

If I get a job ill be alright till I start school again

I work out every week n stuff

Only thing I get tired of is waking up and not having **** to do

Just gota get off your *** and do something around the house or some thing
Wash clothes clean up or sum **** yo
 
still don't have a job but I'm trying to find something on campus next semester. Just a year ago I was sitting around smoking like a chimney and now I'm in the midst of preparing for finals for my first year of engineering school. Got elected for a leadership position in a student org for next year too. This summer I'm going to get our funds straight and contact professors nonstop to get some lab experience. Gonna start going to the gym too and keep up running which is something I started to do since January.

Granted you don't have to go my route but I wanted to learn what I will be learning next semester so i did what i had to do to get here. Once you feel motivated to do something, its probably your best bet to follow it or at least get someone to help you get there. Ive been feeling a lot more positive recently and i think its a matter of sticking with something for a time youre not used to or feel uncomfortable about.

Oh yeah someone mentioned a humble brag sighting in this thread. Hope I don't sound like I am but those are literally all the things I wanted to have happened. Lots of chips were on my shoulder this past school year but I'm here and that's something I'm proud of not even trying to brag. You guys can do it too NT.
 
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Sometimes I go outside for a walk. Sometimes I stay inside for two or three days straight. Sometimes I ride my bicycle around town. Sometimes I spend three hours on the toilet. Sometimes I have erectile dysfunction. Sometimes I have really strong orgasms. Sometimes I whip-up really elaborate and delicious home-cooked meals. Sometimes I woof down milkshakes, pizza and cheeseburgers from local eateries. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to bed. Sometimes my lower-back hurts from sitting down for six hours straight. Sometimes I feel inspired. Sometimes I feel ambivalent. Sometimes I feel disgusted. Sometimes I'm in awe. Sometimes I sleep. 

And then sometimes....SOMETIMES...I troll on Niketalk. 



lol
 
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Have you guys ever given yourselves TheStranger?

Yes, I'm a child.
 
:lol: at some of the responses.


OP you are spoiled. You dont do anything but watch TV to mask your own anxiety. Television is an adult pacifier. If you didn't watch that much television or was on the computer all day you WOULD do something. If however you could just sit in a room all day long and not do anything and STILL not want to go out and do something with your life then i would think you are depressed and would suggest seeing a therapist. You say you have enough money to live on your own but dont have a job shows me you are content because you are spoiled. I doubt anyone is THAT lazy. You are probably just spoiled and dont want to do anything that is forced on you. The problem with this generation is nihilism. Nothing matters to these young kids but social media and entertainment. Why improve yourself when you can pretend to improve yourself on a social media and call it a day. :smh: Kids are seriously under a hypnosis and don't even know it. Deactivate your facebook and any social media and you'll be surprised how much more you can get done with those 10-15 minutes

Sometimes I go outside for a walk. Sometimes I stay inside for two or three days straight. Sometimes I ride my bicycle around town. Sometimes I spend three hours on the toilet. Sometimes I have erectile dysfunction. Sometimes I have really strong orgasms. Sometimes I whip-up really elaborate and delicious home-cooked meals. Sometimes I woof down milkshakes, pizza and cheeseburgers from local eateries. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to bed. Sometimes my lower-back hurts from sitting down for six hours straight. Sometimes I feel inspired. Sometimes I feel ambivalent. Sometimes I feel disgusted. Sometimes I'm in awe. Sometimes I sleep. 

And then sometimes....SOMETIMES...I troll on Niketalk. 

:lol:
 
do u at least smoke trees?
[kat williams]cause if you dont got a job and you aint smoking weed, then i dunno wtf ur doin, i really dont[/kat williams]
 
Have you guys ever given yourselves TheStranger?
Yes, I'm a child.
what is the "stranger" you speak of?
 
In addition to your therapy and however else you're treating your depression, please try living a healthier lifestyle.

-Get out of your apartment

-Exercise

-Eat healthier

SIMPLE adjustments like that can truly turn around your attitude, give you more energy, and help you live a more fulfilling life.
I've been lucky enough to grow up very privileged and I know first hand that laying around all day isn't "living the life" even if you can afford to do that. You've got to set some goals and hold yourself accountable. You could turn your life around tomorrow OP, you just have to commit to the right mindset. Good luck :nthat:
 
Sometimes I go outside for a walk. Sometimes I stay inside for two or three days straight. Sometimes I ride my bicycle around town. Sometimes I spend three hours on the toilet. Sometimes I have erectile dysfunction. Sometimes I have really strong orgasms. Sometimes I whip-up really elaborate and delicious home-cooked meals. Sometimes I woof down milkshakes, pizza and cheeseburgers from local eateries. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to bed. Sometimes my lower-back hurts from sitting down for six hours straight. Sometimes I feel inspired. Sometimes I feel ambivalent. Sometimes I feel disgusted. Sometimes I'm in awe. Sometimes I sleep. 

And then sometimes....SOMETIMES...I troll on Niketalk. 

:rofl:
 
do u at least smoke trees?
[kat williams]cause if you dont got a job and you aint smoking weed, then i dunno wtf ur doin, i really dont[/kat williams]
:lol: :smokin

OP is living the dream
This, who says you have to have serious life goals? Just keep finding different ways to enjoy yourself, life is short anyways ya dig


A lot of people don't have the opportunity to chill like you're doing, embrace it.
 
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Yeah, OP, you're living the life most of us dream of. The only criticism I have is you not doing anything constructive while doing nothing. Instead of watching TV, why not learn to play the guitar or read a book?
 
I can relate. No job(don't want one), no school, all I do is watch tv, shop, play with puppies, count my money and go to parties for the sole reason of getting wasted. I have nothing going on nothing positive going for me. I hate how I was spoiled my whole life, and still am. I often wish I grew up poor, i don't deserve none of this.I do however "plan" on going back to school in the fall. I filled in my fafsa before the deadline, I'm behind on everything else, but at least I started right? I have no idea what I want to major in. I can't even find motivation to complete my enrollment.
****, all i'm doing today is walking my dog & meeting up with friends to watch the barcelona & bayern game, then i'm gonna go home and be alone and sad again. Don't eem get to see #her till the weekends since she got her life together, school, work, etc |I
damn i'm a loser. why did i type that out?why am i still typing. ima self harm myself
 
Sometimes I go outside for a walk. Sometimes I stay inside for two or three days straight. Sometimes I ride my bicycle around town. Sometimes I spend three hours on the toilet. Sometimes I have erectile dysfunction. Sometimes I have really strong orgasms. Sometimes I whip-up really elaborate and delicious home-cooked meals. Sometimes I woof down milkshakes, pizza and cheeseburgers from local eateries. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to bed. Sometimes my lower-back hurts from sitting down for six hours straight. Sometimes I feel inspired. Sometimes I feel ambivalent. Sometimes I feel disgusted. Sometimes I'm in awe. Sometimes I sleep. 

And then sometimes....SOMETIMES...I troll on Niketalk. 
I called it about 3 pages ago.

Sad part is, this is about to go over hella heads with people still dropping in to give life advice when OP obviously gives 0 *****.
 
OP is living the dream

i agree

itd be different if he was living with parents or something and broke

you got your own spot and you have enuff money not to work.......


SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
Life is what you make it, if you're a bum, be the best bum you can be...no one can say for sure what's after this.

Me personally I'm self employed and money is decent, because of that freedom some days I spent 24 hours in my underwear watching Netflix or tweaking one of my many hobbies. It takes a lot of discipline to maintain this type of lifestyle though. I'm VERY active, work out 5 days a week, walking and train transit takes up about 2miles of walking and 3 hours on my feet daily.


When I loaf, I loaf like no one's business ...I think twice I spent 18 hours in bed with my tablet.



Don't feel guilty, you have no reason to...you have no goals or dreams, now if you have goals or aspirations and you're too lazy to fulfill them, THEN feel guilty because you're a weak piece of ****. 

Why you taking the transit when you got a Ferrari? or am I confusing you with someone else?
 
Jonah Hill is more funny and purposeful in life as the fat kid with the jew-fro ...look what happened as he's trying too hard.
Who do you wanna see in a comedy more?

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don't quite get how that relates but skinny jonah was still funny as hell in 21 jump street & the Watch

OP (if this is a serious post) I know how crippling depression can be & I hope you get the help you need & ultimately lead a fulfilling life
 
Sometimes I go outside for a walk. Sometimes I stay inside for two or three days straight. Sometimes I ride my bicycle around town. Sometimes I spend three hours on the toilet. Sometimes I have erectile dysfunction. Sometimes I have really strong orgasms. Sometimes I whip-up really elaborate and delicious home-cooked meals. Sometimes I woof down milkshakes, pizza and cheeseburgers from local eateries. Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to bed. Sometimes my lower-back hurts from sitting down for six hours straight. Sometimes I feel inspired. Sometimes I feel ambivalent. Sometimes I feel disgusted. Sometimes I'm in awe. Sometimes I sleep. 

And then sometimes....SOMETIMES...I troll on Niketalk. 

I called it about 3 pages ago.

Sad part is, this is about to go over hella heads with people still dropping in to give life advice when OP obviously gives 0 *****.

Worse troll ever. No imagination.
 
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