Hipster Neighbor Fantasy (PICS)

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the nomad

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So my neighbor is a hipsters in her late 30's, whole left arm is tatted up, she has pet beagles, reads cheesy romance novels and sun bathes at random hours of the day while Facebooking from iPhone (I've used binoculars 

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This is my 8th time catching her act since the weather broke. Today, while taking a shower she undressed in yard for tanning. I shamelessly gazed. I want to know more about her. 

I keep having this Skinimax daydream where she catches me being a peeping tom and comes over to confront me and I just take her on the couch with her on top. 

If you were me how would you pursue?

 

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bigboss

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Epic thread will be eipc

 

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RIP sleazyy

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Invite her over for PBR and WIO.

 

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this will be good

 

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eracism

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LMAO. This is what keeps NT moving.

 

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rook

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Chances are she knows you're watching and is waiting for you to man up and make that first move.

 

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tr1ll

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All I got to say is....if you can see her, see can see you..

 

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She knows what shes doing. Go over and ask for sugar.

 

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king0fthis23

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Throw a ball over her fence. Next thing you know you'll be balls deep in her.

 

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airblaster503

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Can't lie I would be having that fantasy as well. Invite her over OP.

 

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Cop some fit from the thrift store, some vinyls from half price books, and invite he over to drink rare coffees and teas whilst going through your record collection.

hipster bike and handlebar mustache required as well.

 

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Some women get turned on by the fact she knows you're watching but you're powerless within that realm (if you're a respectful male, which I am)...they get off on it. The minute you compromise that reality, shows over. Women are weird like that.

 

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Get a empty case of pbr, make hole in it , insert dicc and knock on her door

 

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RIP sleazyy

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You midas wales take that risk though. Best case scenario, hipster box.

Worst case scenario, restraining order.

 

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Go in your yard with a soccer ball.

Kick it around for like 4 minutes.

Kick it over the fence.

Pull a Wilson from Home Improvement.

The rest all falls on your mouthpiece. (See what I did there?)


Now GO....

 

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RIP sleazyy said:

You midas wales take that risk though. Best case scenario, hipster box.

Worst case scenario, restraining order.

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I mean how would I legitimize this? 

"Hey uh, so I be seeing you sun bathing in your underwear sometimes and wondered if you'd like to have a cup of coffee sometime?"

 

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Elite Creep Tactics.

 

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You don't have to say anything.

Walk over. Whip it out. Nod to penis.

You're welcome.

 

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Tell her about your love of indie music, indie movies, indie food trucks, the indy 500, indie restaurants, and Indiana Jones. She will be all over you bro.

 

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IM so ready for an update. GET TO IT OP

 

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king0fthis23 said:

Throw a ball over her fence. Next thing you know you'll be balls deep in her.

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The girl of my dreams
Ay, is she good as what she seems?
Or am I lying to myself?
Ay, should I try and get some help?